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worst thing your parents ever found in your room.

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    #62
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Worst thing they found was me:(


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    #63
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    herisson wrote: »

    My crop, my vibrators, rope, condoms and lube.

    Head of lettuce I suppose


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    #64
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mauzo! wrote: »
    That's f*cking brilliant!!! :D

    Thanks! Can I put you down for a jacket quote then?


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    #65
    spiralism
    Registered Users Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭spiralism


    Not a smoker per se, but i've been a social smoker type for years without getting hooked for some reason and had half box of fags left in a pair of jeans that needed washing. I've got asthma so the auld dear wouldn't exactly be thrilled.

    Worse though is there was a johnny wrapper along with them. Both were left neatly on my bedside locker after my room was tidied and clothes washed and when the auld one came in she said "i tidied your room there and put your clothes on the wash ....i left your things on your locker for you." CRINGE

    Also, im pretty sure a couple of issues of nuts and zoo and the posters in them were found on another occasion with which i got a bit of slagging for, the folks found that more funny than anything


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    #66
    comewatmay
    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭comewatmay


    Shaved pubic hair


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    #67
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Brought a guy home when was about 17-18 intending to have him gone the next morning(Saturday) before anyone else woke up and noticed. Some up at about half past ten naked as the day we were born just about covered by the duvet in my single bed and two mugs of hot coffee sitting on the chair beside the bed!


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    #68
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    An eighth of hash. This was in 1987 and my mum was a pharmacist and very much anti-drug.
    Came home from school the day after to find 2 members of the Drug Squad sitting in the good sitting room. I nearly shat. They gave me a big lecture and warned me about going down the 'wrong road'.


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    #69
    Push Pop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Push Pop


    Can't believe no one has mentioned 'bachelor's socks"


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    #70
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    I don't get this "parents cleaning your room" crap at all at all. All my friend's mothers have done it at some stage (some still do :eek: ) but my mum has never come into my room to clean.

    She's burst in to tell me to "clean up this kip before I throw you out" or has thrown black sacks at me when my room got particularly bad but she's never been a cleaner and as far as I know she's not a snooper because there's no other reason I can fathom for a mum to clean someone's room other than the excuse of making sure their kid isn't "up to no good". Are some mums that houseproud they've to keep the bedrooms presentable too? :P


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    #71
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    A fagbox with a lump of hash in it when i was 15, good thing they didnt open the box but i was bricking it all day at school knowing it fell out of my bag


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    #72
    GalwayGuy2
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    Mate decides to show me an 'Icky' picture of his Mother sunbathing topless on holiday from her 20's

    Huh...how old was your mate?
    Hash and a really filthy porno.

    How filthy? Were magazines even that bad?


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    #73
    Graces7
    Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    a white mouse.

    bought it at school for sixpence.

    hid it well.

    then one day when my mother was there it ran out..

    she said she had thought the smell was my socks..

    mouse went back to the seller.


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    #74
    rovoagho
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭rovoagho


    Another room.


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    #75
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    NARNIA :eek:


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    #76
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    A bong made out of car engine parts


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    #77
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Left some Johnny Blue in my jeans pocket and my ma went in to my room fish out clothes needed to be washed. She wasn't impressed.
    And a w@nk sock I think! *cringe*


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    #78
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    "Bag o'****e. My arse could write better books than this." - Dad.

    I had quite a giggle at that :)


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    #79
    smileyj1987
    Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    Smokes
    Drink
    Porn
    Used condoms

    My ma found them all , all she said was thank god your having safe sex . I don't want to be a granny at the age of 36 .


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    #80
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    confusedeire wrote: »
    i got the same. he brought it to me one night but the mouse was still alive.

    i got a fright when the cat came in the window and i ended up giving the cat a fright so he dropped the mouse.
    Maybe he was trying to teach you how to hunt:)


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    #81
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    a half naked lady

    Which half ? and what did you do with the other half ? Did you put it in a panini you cannibalistic monster ?


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    #82
    AndonHandon
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    Going on holidays with my girlfriend for a week at the age of 20, I didn't tell my mum it was just the two of us going. Before I left I bought a shed load of condoms but took them out of the boxes to store them in the suitcase. Forgot to throw the condom boxes out so they were just lying on the bed.

    "I found the packaging you left on the bed . . ."

    "would u rather u didn't find it?"


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    #83
    truedoom
    Registered Users Posts: 400 ✭✭truedoom


    my girlfriend.

    in my bed.

    with me.

    I was 16.

    Some feckin lecture we got after that. I wouldn't mind but we weren't even up to anything! just lying there!


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    #84
    longhalloween
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    When I was 17 I brought a new girlfriend home and she'd stayed in the spare room, or so my mother thought.

    Anyways, then next morning when I went out to drop her home, Mam did a clean of my room and found a used condom under the bed.

    She was less than impressed.


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    #85
    Doylers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Doylers


    Few years ago think I was 19, with my girlfriend about 3 years at the time. So it was about 9 in the morning and we get up to no good. The duvet ends up on the floor way out of reach but we didn't care. We hear a noise out in the hall so we stop. Door opens and we don't know what the fu*k to do so we just lye sideways on the bed completely naked. Father walks in with a fuc*ing snowball from outside apparently it was snowing and he had the intention of throwing it at me. So anyway he turns around and walks out.

    Later that day when we see him neither of us can look at him directly and he just says jaysus you'd want to do down and get a lock for that door.

    I don't think theres anything else they could have found in my room that could be worse.


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    #86
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    36 million in used notes.


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    #87
    SamV
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭SamV


    No access to porn so I used to 'ogling the ladies' in the Littlewoods catalogue. Brother ratted me out.

    Reminds me of a Simpsons quote (apparently I'm not allowed to post YouTube clips yet. Boo!!!!!):

    *Moe is attached to a lie detector*
    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
    [ding]
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    [buzz]
    Moe: A date.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner with friends.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Watching TV alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Sears catalog.
    [ding]


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    #88
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    SamV wrote: »
    No access to porn so I used to 'ogling the ladies' in the Littlewoods catalogue. Brother ratted me out.

    Reminds me of a Simpsons quote (apparently I'm not allowed to post YouTube clips yet. Boo!!!!!):

    *Moe is attached to a lie detector*
    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
    [ding]
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    [buzz]
    Moe: A date.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner with friends.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Watching TV alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Sears catalog.
    [ding]

    Here y'are:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI


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    #89
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    I don't get this "parents cleaning your room" crap at all at all. All my friend's mothers have done it at some stage (some still do :eek: ) but my mum has never come into my room to clean.

    She's burst in to tell me to "clean up this kip before I throw you out" or has thrown black sacks at me when my room got particularly bad but she's never been a cleaner and as far as I know she's not a snooper because there's no other reason I can fathom for a mum to clean someone's room other than the excuse of making sure their kid isn't "up to no good". Are some mums that houseproud they've to keep the bedrooms presentable too? :P

    I dont get this room thing at all. Back in my day we all shares this open space in this thing called a cave. Then people started building 'houses' out in the open air, just because they could afford it even if they had a perfectly good cave. Notions!


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    #90
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I dont get this room thing at all. Back in my day we all shares this open space in this thing called a cave. Then people started building 'houses' out in the open air, just because they could afford it even if they had a perfectly good cave. Notions!

    Huh?

    I don't get people's mothers acting like maids, what's so strange about that notion?


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    #91
    Jogathon
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    The little Baggie that comes with runners to keep them dry. They had the package open and the little beads on the kitchen table and were convinced I was on drugs.


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