Labeling food you want to freeze

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 5:52pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I would have thought it was taken by a Chinese badger...

don't be silly, they don't have opposable thumbs how can they hold a camera

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 5:53pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

don't be silly, they don't have opposable thumbs how can they hold a camera

They put down the pizza for a second.

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 5:55pm

badgers clearly have no clue how a camera works. This one's at the flash FFS!

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 5:59pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

badgers clearly have no clue how a camera works. This one's at the flash FFS!

That's not a Chinese badger though.

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 6:00pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

That's not a Chinese badger though.

Thats racist

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 6:18pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

Thats racist

Au contraire! The point being made is Chinese badgers are more tech savvy. I'd have thought that would sit better with you considering your sister is captivated by them. Wouldn't say much if she was captivated by a thick animal, would it.

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 8:11pm

So youre saying british badgers are thick. Racist。

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 8:25pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

So youre saying british badgers are thick. Racist。

I'm saying Chinese badgers are more tech savvy than other badgers. You're just flinging red herrings around to distract people from your nonsensical badger story.

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 9:41pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I'm saying Chinese badgers are more tech savvy than other badgers. You're just flinging red herrings around to distract people from your nonsensical badger story.

Thats stil racist. You cant tar a whole group of badgers as being tech savvy just because a few have shown some ability. Its unfair on the one's with no ability. You'll put unneeded pressure on them to conform to an unrealistic stereotype

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 9:55pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

Thats stil racist. You cant tar a whole group of badgers as being tech savvy just because a few have shown some ability. Its unfair on the one's with no ability. You'll put unneeded pressure on them to conform to an unrealistic stereotype

You remind me of the camp character from 'Airplane 2'..."Look! A distraction!!!"

thegreatiam · 16-01-2014 10:07pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

You remind me of the camp character from 'Airplane 2'..."Look! A distraction!!!"

Thats not a distraction. And dont call me Shirley

Stench Blossoms · 16-01-2014 11:05pm

You two need to get a room.

Alf Veedersane · 16-01-2014 11:26pm

I don't know about that. The great jam has a thing for badgers. That's too much for me...AHM OOT!

seosamh1980 · 17-01-2014 1:16am

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I don't know about that. The great jam has a thing for badgers. That's too much for me...AHM OOT!

You'd think you'd get his name right at least

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 10:57am

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I don't know about that. The great jam has a thing for badgers. That's too much for me...AHM OOT!

Finish him!...Fatality

the great jam wins!!

Victory!!

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 11:05am

thegreatiam wrote: »

Finish him!...Fatality

the great jam wins!!

Victory!!

No. I just don't want to get a room with you.

The fact remains that the chicken tale >>>>>> Chinese badger gibberish.

It is Scorpion to your Johnny Cage.

Oryx · 17-01-2014 11:17am

I havent read the last few posts but have I missed much? Have the badgers badgered china? Is the chicken cooked? Has Bobby come out of the shower yet?

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 11:19am

Oryx wrote: »

I havent read the last few posts but have I missed much? Have the badgers badgered china? Is the chicken cooked? Has Bobby come out of the shower yet?

There's no chicken cooked in the jam household. His mnemic had him so confused he keeps taking out the camera film to defrost.

Fortunately for him, there are no frozen badgers in there.

Yet.

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 11:20am

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

No. I just don't want to get a room with you.

The fact remains that the chicken tale >>>>>> Chinese badger gibberish.

It is Scorpion to your Johnny Cage.

Ive told you time and again, the chicken tale is nice but as a mnemonic it simply sucks. It literally makes no sense.

It's like
"how do I remember a long list of items in order?"
"Purple is a fruit"

They could not be less applicable.

Your story just adds the items, it's comical.

So you buy ham hocks, you just add ham hocks to your story.
"chicken eats ham hocks."

What is the point of that.

1st, why on gods green earth would you put ham hocks next to chicken in the freezer? Where would the mince go? cos you can't put the mince the other side of the steaks, not without causing problems later in the rotation.

2nd. Youre just saying chicken and ham hocks.
if you could just remember that then you done need the mnemonic. Pointless.

Besides, this whole time youre reading it wrong. Its not the badgers that captivate anything.

chicken may stay, carrots peeled barely, captivate my sister on clever brigade badger china

Its the carrots peeled barely who is on clever brigade badger China.

Clearly you need some practice with mnemonics.

Here is an example.

remembering the notes on a music stave:

E.G.B.D.F
Every Good Badger Deserves Filo Pastry

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 11:31am

thegreatiam wrote: »

Ive told you time and again, the chicken tale is nice but as a mnemonic it simply sucks. It literally makes no sense.

It's not a mnemonic. It's a story to remind you the order of the items in the freezer.

thegreatiam wrote: »

So you buy ham hocks, you just add ham hocks to your story.
"chicken eats ham hocks."

What is the point of that.

1st, why on gods green earth would you put ham hocks next to chicken in the freezer? Where would the mince go? cos you can't put the mince the other side of the steaks, not without causing problems later in the rotation.

2nd. Youre just saying chicken and ham hocks.
if you could just remember that then you done need the mnemonic. Pointless.

Again, it's not a mnemonic. The cooking chicken tale can be adapted to reflect the order of the food in the freezer. You still haven't grasped that. Anyway, chickens don't eat ham hocks. Not normally. they can cook them though....usually use them to make a nice terrine.

thegreatiam wrote: »

Besides, this whole time youre reading it wrong. Its not the badgers that captivate anything.

chicken may stay, carrots peeled barely, captivate my sister on clever brigade badger china

Its the carrots peeled barely who is on clever brigade badger China.

Your mnemonics turn into gibberish when the food is in a certain order.

Why would you barely peel carrots? A pointless waste of time.

"Its the carrots peeled barely who is on clever brigade badger China" reads like a word competition where you're asked to rearrange the words to make a coherent sentence.

Except you can't because it's gibberish.

Your're no Johnny Mnemonic and I'm just embarrassed for you now.

Your freezer must be a mess.

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 12:04pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

It's not a mnemonic. It's a story to remind you the order of the items in the freezer.

That's what a mnemonic is in this case using the first letter of the food item to make a new word in a sentence. remember the sentence, remember the order that you put the food in.

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Again, it's not a mnemonic. The cooking chicken tale can be adapted to reflect the order of the food in the freezer. You still haven't grasped that. Anyway, chickens don't eat ham hocks. Not normally. they can cook them though....usually use them to make a nice terrine.

The story of your mnemonic doesn't need to actually represent what the items are.

For example, the colours of the rainbow mnemonic is Richard of York Grills Badgers In Vinegar
representing Red Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet

Even tho Richard of York has nothing to do with rainbows this is a common and popular mnemonic to teach people the order of the colours

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Your mnemonics turn into gibberish when the food is in a certain order.

The food is always in a certain order. It never changes. The consequences are not worth thinking about. Hence why your chicken story cant function, You cant just add food items at the end of the story, it messes with the food order, and that's just too risky.

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Why would you barely peel carrots? A pointless waste of time.

again, you miss the point of the mnemonic

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

"Its the carrots peeled barely who is on clever brigade badger China" reads like a word competition where you're asked to rearrange the words to make a coherent sentence.

Except you can't because it's gibberish.

DO NOT REARRANGE THE WORDS!! seriously, dont even joke about it.

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Your're no Johnny Mnemonic and I'm just embarrassed for you now.

You're*

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Your freezer must be a mess.

Actually, every thing is at 45 degrees from parallel in perfect order. It's the sink that's a state, I think its the order of the dishes.

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 12:14pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

That's what a mnemonic is in this case using the first letter of the food item to make a new word in a sentence. remember the sentence, remember the order that you put the food in.

But mine isn't a mnemonic because I'm not using the first letter. It's a story about a cooking chicken and the food he cooks is in the order it is in the story. It allows for a moveable feast...

thegreatiam wrote: »

The story of your mnemonic doesn't need to actually represent what the items are.

For example, the colours of the rainbow mnemonic is Richard of York Grills Badgers In Vinegar
representing Red Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet

Even tho Richard of York has nothing to do with rainbows this is a common and popular mnemonic to teach people the order of the colours

Richard of York isn't available for mnemonics for the time being pending the court case for animal cruelty.

thegreatiam wrote: »

The food is always in a certain order. It never changes. The consequences are not worth thinking about. Hence why your chicken story cant function, You cant just add food items at the end of the story, it messes with the food order, and that's just too risky.

The additional food doesn't have to go in at the end. In fact it usually won't. Why would you eat ham hocks after a dessert of ice cream? The fact you considered it shows you're not thinking straight

thegreatiam wrote: »

You're*

A consequence of having fat fingers.

That's why ice cream wasn't in my original story

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 12:16pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

But mine isn't a mnemonic because I'm not using the first letter. It's a story about a cooking chicken and the food he cooks is in the order it is in the story. It allows for a moveable feast...

Richard of York isn't available for mnemonics for the time being pending the court case for animal cruelty.

The additional food doesn't have to go in at the end. In fact it usually won't. Why would you eat ham hocks after a dessert of ice cream? The fact you considered it shows you're not thinking straight

A consequence of having fat fingers.

That's why ice cream wasn't in my original story

You dont eat the food in the order that it is in the fridge, only store it.

Otherwise the order would be chicken, peas, onions, steak, Ice cream, pizza, steak, carrots, chicken.

Can't imagine any useful mnemonic for memorising that

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 12:27pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

You dont eat the food in the order that it is in the fridge, only store it.

Otherwise the order would be chicken, peas, onions, steak, Ice cream, pizza, steak, carrots, chicken.

Can't imagine any useful mnemonic for memorising that

Allow me to help you.

Chicken, the chef, sauteed the peas and onions before adding to the steak. He decided on ice cream for dessert. After dessert he'd put away the shopping. He'd bought pizza, steak and carrots for the next day. Chicken had had a productive day.

I'm going to have to start charging you for these.

You're welcome.

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 12:42pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Allow me to help you.

Chicken, the chef, sauteed the peas and onions before adding to the steak. He decided on ice cream for dessert. After dessert he'd put away the shopping. He'd bought pizza, steak and carrots for the next day. Chicken had had a productive day.

I'm going to have to start charging you for these.

You're welcome.

Lol, that's just the list, you cant use:

He'd bought pizza, steak and carrots for the next day

to remember "pizza steak and carrots". You might as well skip the story and just remember "pizza steak and carrots".

Beside chickens can't sautee, if the oil splashes on their feathers they panic

You tip for memorising a long list is comical
This is the 50 states of America:
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Your mnemonic for memorising this list would be :
"
Once upon a time there were 50 states in America called
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
They all got on really well.
The end"

Essien · 17-01-2014 12:46pm

OP has abandoned the idea of eating healthy and decided to go for take away pizza with badger and chicken on it.

Well played lads.

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 12:48pm

Essien wrote: »

OP has abandoned the idea of eating healthy and decided to go for take away pizza with badger and chicken on it.

Well played lads.

Badger on a pizza, you sicko.

Badgers are for kebabs

Essien · 17-01-2014 12:48pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

Badger on a pizza, you sicko.

Blame OP, they ordered it.

Alf Veedersane · 17-01-2014 1:23pm

thegreatiam wrote: »

Lol, that's just the list, you cant use:

He'd bought pizza, steak and carrots for the next day

to remember "pizza steak and carrots". You might as well skip the story and just remember "pizza steak and carrots".

Beside chickens can't sautee, if the oil splashes on their feathers they panic

Wrong. On so many levels. He's a cooking chicken...that's why you remember the contents of the freezer. And the story makes you remember the contents of the freezer.

thegreatiam wrote: »

You tip for memorising a long list is comical
This is the 50 states of America:
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Your mnemonic for memorising this list would be :
"
Once upon a time there were 50 states in America called
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
They all got on really well.
The end"

No it,d be:

Chicken was getting ready to cook a biggie so he put on his Alabama 3 cd. Dessert was the last course he hadn't decided on...but then a lightbulb moment! "Baked Alaska it is!". That really put him in a good mood. He'd already enjoyed watching Raising Arizona. It made him think about the Grand Canyon with all the big rocks. Not so many little rocks. "They're probably in Arkansas". He LOLd.

Back to work he went. California Rolls for entrées. Well, California rolls with a twist...they were going to be made Colorado style. He'd learned that twist when he was on holidays in Connecticut. He'd leave the drinks for just before the guests arrived. Delaware Punch or Florida Punch?

Georgia was coming so safer to make both. She was just back from her holidays in Hawaii and had to make an emergency landing in Idaho. It made him wonder how many other states in the USA began with the letter 'I'. Just Illinois, Indiana and Iowa.

Then Dorothy called. She wanted to know what time to come over. "You're not in Kansas anymore", he'd known not to say. "Are we having Kentucky Fried Chicken, fried chicken Louisiana-style or something nice like Chicken Maryland?" she joked. LOLz all round. He'd long since come to terms with eating other chickens. They were usually a sub-species. They couldn't even cook, ffs.

He was stumped. He hadn't really decided on the Maine course...he'd been too busy planning his holidays. The itinerary was finally in order:

Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

Not Vermont though. It reminded him of vermouth, the tipple of choice for his ex-girlfriend Virginia. He was still finding it hard to get over her.

So then he cooked the dinner, ythe guests came over annd a great night was had.

The end.

WINNING!

thegreatiam · 17-01-2014 1:37pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Wrong. On so many levels. He's a cooking chicken...that's why you remember the contents of the freezer. And the story makes you remember the contents of the freezer.

No it,d be:

Chicken was getting ready to cook a biggie so he put on his Alabama 3 cd. Dessert was the last course he hadn't decided on...but then a lightbulb moment! "Baked Alaska it is!". That really put him in a good mood. He'd already enjoyed watching Raising Arizona. It made him think about the Grand Canyon with all the big rocks. Not so many little rocks. "They're probably in Arkansas". He LOLd.

Back to work he went. California Rolls for entrées. Well, California rolls with a twist...they were going to be made Colorado style. He'd learned that twist when he was on holidays in Connecticut. He'd leave the drinks for just before the guests arrived. Delaware Punch or Florida Punch?

Georgia was coming so safer to make both. She was just back from her holidays in Hawaii and had to make an emergency landing in Idaho. It made him wonder how many other states in the USA began with the letter 'I'. Just Illinois, Indiana and Iowa.

Then Dorothy called. She wanted to know what time to come over. "You're not in Kansas anymore", he'd known not to say. "Are we having Kentucky Fried Chicken, fried chicken Louisiana-style or something nice like Chicken Maryland?" she joked. LOLz all round. He'd long since come to terms with eating other chickens. They were usually a sub-species. They couldn't even cook, ffs.

He was stumped. He hadn't really decided on the Maine course...he'd been too busy planning his holidays. The itinerary was finally in order:

Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

Not Vermont though. It reminded him of vermouth, the tipple of choice for his ex-girlfriend Virginia. He was still finding it hard to get over her.

So then he cooked the dinner, ythe guests came over annd a great night was had.

The end.

WINNING!

Seriously, your story to remember a list of states contains a list of states and you can't see the pointless in that?

this is like playing chess with a pigeon, you just knock the pieces over, **** of the board and strut around like you just won.

All youve done there is take a list of states, added some weird back story and a slightly smaller list of states then more nonsense back story. It's hardly a useful mnemonic.

Please go and take another 35 minutes to develop a better comeback, or better yet don't comeback.

Labeling food you want to freeze

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