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Woman horrified that husband has a **** every day, writes to the Times about it

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    #2
    Shane-KornSpace
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    I stopped reading at the first mention of Catholic.


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    mariaalice
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    That's got to be a wind up, its completely nutty.


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    raze_them_all_
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    She used to give it up once a month if even that, how generous of her


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    Mr Benevolent
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    Sounds like a troll to me.


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    The Backwards Man
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    That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.


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    shruikan2553
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    "My libido has never been very high, so we generally only make love once a month, if even that. He long ago stopped asking for it, I suppose to avoid bad feeling"

    What did she expect? Probably not a contender for a nobel prize with her level of intelligence.


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    princess-lala
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    Once a bloody month?? She's having a laugh!!!!

    Did she not wonder why he stopped asking for the ride :rolleyes:


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Do ya know what that woman needs....a good hard Roide!

    I'd hate to be living in such an oppressed household that I was only able to do it once a day!


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    The Backwards Man
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    Anyone else having trouble getting it up?

    The link I mean, it won't load all the way for me.


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    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    It turns out he does it in bed most mornings before I wake up.


    Burn!!! :pac:


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    ScouseMouse
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    Got to be a wind-up. Or is it?

    Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

    I'm not so sure. Could be!


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    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,815 ✭✭✭stimpson


    superscouse wrote: »
    Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.


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    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    stimpson wrote: »
    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.

    What sane person would? :pac:


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    Pumpkinseeds
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    Why doesn't she go all the way, pun intended, and get twin beds to replace the marital bed:D


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    rubadub
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    -What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
    -The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.


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    Sleepy
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    Presumably the poor gob****e that hasn't left must be Catholic too if he hasn't left her by now.

    Disgusting woman.


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    greedygoblin
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    She's gotta be taking the mickey...


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    Sleepy
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    greedygoblin wrote: »
    She's gotta be taking the mickey...

    I think the problem is that she isn't!


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    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,025 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Feel sorry for that husband

    you only get one run at this life


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    Sgt. Al Powell
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    This sounds very like the beginning of Taboo with Kay Parker.

    In the next scene she goes to have her nails done and her best friend advises her to shag her son, it being the only thing that will stop him masturbating.

    Never seen it myself you understand, just word of mouth. Would never dream of viewing such filth.


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    miggins
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭miggins


    Jaysus she wouldn't like me then........













    Furiously fap fap fapping!


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    kylith
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    Subjects like this show up in PI from time to time. It really is surprising how some people are still raised to be ashamed of their own bodies and sexuality.


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    Ould Mr Brennan
    Registered Users Posts: 190 ✭✭Ould Mr Brennan


    The whole office is staring at me now. I nearly fell off the chair laughing at the comment 'definition of a danger ****' :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    I feel sorry for this woman. She's obviously had some sort of horrifically repressed upbringing and has never fulfilled her own potential or enjoyed her own body or that of her husband. She doesn't even seem to realise how wrong her position is. Something (Catholicism?) and/or somebody (family?) has screwed with her head in ways that she and her family will pay for for the rest of her life.


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    the groutch
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    thought this was going to be about Samantha Brick


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    dd972
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    Economic turmoil, mass unemployment, insolvent Banks and governments, Middle East on the brink and.....


    she's bothered about this :confused:


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    BeerWolf
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.

    You just had to say that... -.-;


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    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    New Pope says fappin' is fine, especially the 'tit ****', apparently.

    Life is going to change in that household, I tell you.


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    Billy86
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    stimpson wrote: »
    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.
    I think I stumbled in there a few weeks ago from the main page, regarding the "moral travesty" that a cake shop had been put out of business from a lawsuit after refusing to serve a gay couple, with some chap bragging throughout about how he likes to discriminate against all non-straight, non-white, and non-Christians while getting offended to ALL HIGH HELL when he got called a bigot :confused:. Sadly I'm bored right now. Tempted to take another peek... :pac:

    Why I never got also it that huge, huge parts of South America are Catholics... and all they seem to ever be doing is hammering the life out of each other. I think they've found the balance!


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    Billy86
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    rubadub wrote: »
    -What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
    -The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.
    It's ectoplasm, that's what it was. It, its was the spooky ghost, did you see it?


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