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Smoking in bed

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  • 22-08-2013 4:26pm
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    I Heart Internet
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    I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

    But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

    Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?


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    biko
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    That **** is ****ed up.


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    cherryghost
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    Come across it plenty of times.


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    princess-lala
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    Smoking whilst in the sack going at it like??

    WTF you must be doing it wrong if she's got time to smoke :rolleyes:


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    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    cherryghost wrote: »
    Come across it plenty of times.
    HIYOOOOO!


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    KeithM89
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    I hope you didnt let her go on top too often.


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    Howard Juneau
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    My gf tells me I'm always smoking in bed!


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    youcancallmeal
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    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

    But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

    Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

    You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?


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    petes
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    Did she know you were there :confused:


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    Amirani
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    youcancallmeal wrote: »
    You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?

    Presumably.


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    #11
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    We both enjoyed ourselves!

    Obviously not a common thing so. She wasn't an Irish girl as it happens.


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    everlast75
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    Slow down and use a better lubricant


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    I Heart Internet
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    youcancallmeal wrote: »
    You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?

    Yes. Or other positions too. I'm not going to name them...all the good ones.


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    hullaballoo
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    You sure it wasn't just a burning smell?


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    I smoke when i am bored


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    Howard Juneau
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    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Yes. Or other positions too. I'm not going to name them...all the good ones.

    Hmmm, could cause problems if you were getting a blowie!


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    wazky
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    Does the smoke have a tinge of rubber off it?

    If so, it ain't from the cigarette.


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    xzanti
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    That's rank :(


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    I Heart Internet
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    I smoke when i am bored

    She smoked when she was boned too.


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    Lapin
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    I only smoke after having sex.



    Thats why I go through 20 cigs a day.


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    Chareth Cutestory
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    I've never encountered it myself. I'm not a smoker though so maybe I just don't get it?! And can you use the term 'make love' when there's a cigarette involved in the proceedings? :P


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    Liamalone
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    Smoking in bed is a fire hazard even during the act of bang bang, the fact that it was probably keeping her awake is no excuse.


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    #23
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Chareth Cutestory wrote: »
    I've never encountered it myself. I'm not a smoker though so maybe I just don't get it?! And can you use the term 'make love' when there's a cigarette involved in the proceedings? :P

    I wanted to keep AH classy.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
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    I've done that once. The sex wasn't great!

    Me and my boyfriend smoke in bed, but normally just in The morning after....doing it.


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    #25
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    I should point out that a lot of the time we weren't strictly in bed so it was easier.


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    Birneybau
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    princess-lala wrote: »
    Smoking whilst in the sack going at it like??

    WTF you must be doing it wrong if she's got time to smoke :rolleyes:

    Ah, ladies like a 2 minute fumble then, good to know.

    "Mr. Powers, do you smoke after sex?"

    "I don't know baby, I never looked"


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    I Heart Internet
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    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I've done that once.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one!


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    Mr Benevolent
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    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love.

    More lube.

    /thread


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    Corvo
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    This is important.

    What brand of smokes?


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    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Corvo wrote: »
    This is important.

    What brand of smokes?

    John player blue. Says it all!


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    #31
    ardle1
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    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

    But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

    Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

    What no way, myself and my ex still miss her use to smoke, but never no way never during sex, how unhealthy would that be, the smoke and crap must go straight down deep into her lungs, disgusting I think.


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