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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Does he watch it himself OP?

    I dont understand his problem with it, especially if it possibly could be used as an aid to enhance a couples sex life

    Ive no doubt you will have an inbox full of private messages after starting this thread, full of wannabe candidates for a new bf position, accepting of your ways haha

    Agree 100% A new position is in order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Why would you, it's free on the interweb!
    you dont have to, its free on the interweb these days

    I know, that's what I said! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    hmmm beginning to think set up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Il be back in a few minutes..........I have to ehhhhh, look at some porn now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    "Number 1......up the bum"
    "Number 2......lick the shoe"
    "Number 3......that girl is a he"
    "Number 4......lets felch some more"
    "Number 5.............................ah ye get the idea!


    I think we should set this up, get it out there and then split the profits ? 50/50


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    hmmm beginning to think set up.



    A set up for a break up do u mean? Or for him to wander?

    Explain please? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    I think we should set this up, get it out there and then split the profits ? 50/50

    Get it out and split it you say?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Ok girls, guys...do you think it's weird if girls/gf/friend who's a girl/ watches porn?.....I told my bf I did and he got really offended by it?...but I don't see what the problem is, off he wanted to watch it it's fine with me? :p

    Pm me if you want to see any of my work :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    "Number 1......up the bum"
    "Number 2......lick the shoe"
    "Number 3......that girl is a he"
    "Number 4......lets felch some more"
    "Number 5.............................ah ye get the idea!


    wtf is that?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Ah I no that I'm not, I understand it and accept it, like we do have sex...but it's quite em, traditional shall I say... I feel like a right cow complaining to u guys, but I just don't want to sugest anything like toys or bondage or anything in case he acts like that again and I'm put down :/

    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    wtf is that?

    You don't really want to know man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Tell him to go suck a lemon.

    Would he break down and cry if you ever mentioned you want a dildo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    You don't really want to know man.

    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    ahhh go on google it lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Get it out and split it you say?!



    Pun not intended haha :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer

    If it aint your computer, then why you afraid of googling it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    ahhh go on google it lol



  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.

    Returning favours and withholding "access"?

    Fcuk that for a game of tennis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    ppfft coward


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.

    Thanks very much....like he's my first, so I am curious about toys ect he knows how i feel, and we have been together 3 years so I want to keep it interesting by doing other things, just want him to be on the same boat!....


    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Yeah we'll I thought that would be sexy....yeno like getting ideas from it that we could try and act out, but apparently not to him? ....so now, I am feeling a little insecure after he got offended and said it was gross. :/ (not exactly what he said but said it wasn't a nice thing anyway)


    who is yeno? is he from Japan?


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Tell him to go suck a lemon.

    Would he break down and cry if you ever mentioned you want a dildo?

    Haha no...he would feel offended because, we'll its not him..If you get me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer

    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Returning favours and withholding "access"?

    Fcuk that for a game of tennis.

    Dude sounds like a muppet already. Treat him like one.

    The poster sounds really nice and deserves better in my opinion.

    Have you a constructive suggestion?


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    who is yeno? is he from Japan?

    Haha sorry I mean you know....shorting words :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.
    Do you write for Mills and Boon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Step 1: Post as a horny sex-starved girl with a boring unadventurous bf/husband.
    Step 2: Await influx of PMs
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: PROFIT


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    Dude sounds like a muppet already. Treat him like one.

    The poster sounds really nice and deserves better in my opinion.

    Have you a constructive suggestion?

    If your relationship is at the point that you have to use sex as a weapon or a bargaining tool, then it's time to GTFO imo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Appreciate all the advice people, and the not so useful be make me laugh post too :D you humor is greatly appreciated :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.
    [/QUOTE

    oh dear :eek::confused::(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Do you write for Mills and Boon?

    Nah, I used to write for Womans Way back in the day. Now mostly www.irishcatholic.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Thanks very much....like he's my first, so I am curious about toys ect he knows how i feel, and we have been together 3 years so I want to keep it interesting by doing other things, just want him to be on the same boat!....


    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!

    Get a toy, play with it yourself on your own time. Broach the subject with him and see if he is open to it, and then bring it into the bedroom. If hes not keen on the idea, keep playing with it yourself or throw it in the bin. I doubt you will throw it out.

    ;)
    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!

    Greys fan?


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    Get a toy, play with it yourself on your own time. Broach the subject with him and see if he is open to it, and then bring it into the bedroom. If hes not keen on the idea, keep playing with it yourself or throw it in the bin. I doubt you will throw it out.

    ;)



    Greys fan?



    Haha I will end up getting some sentimental feelings for the toy haha. I am a girl after all!...you advice is greatly appreciated :D...

    And yes, it's like reading a porn... :D you a greys fan to?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    If your relationship is at the point that you have to use sex as a weapon or a bargaining tool, then it's time to GTFO imo.

    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?

    In dont feel like leaving him is the right option over sex, it's still good, I just don't want It to become boring, I'm not sure what guys like cause I've only ever been with him, so maybe I should just speak with him first, what I would like, what he would like, and see if we can compromise ?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?

    Why would I tell her she needs to leave him? She hasn't said she uses sex as a bargaining tool. Giving anyone advice to do that is madness. Noone should ever do it.

    The only "games" people should play in relationships are the ones that are fun for both - and preferably involve rope :D

    I think he's mad not to watch porn, and I think he's naive to think women don't watch it.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It's funny when you see "Female Friendly Porn" as a category on these sites. It makes me wonder what exactly that is and how it differs from porn in general. More flowers, perhaps?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    In dont feel like leaving him is the right option over sex, it's still good, I just don't want It to become boring, I'm not sure what guys like cause I've only ever been with him, so maybe I should just speak with him first, what I would like, what he would like, and see if we can compromise ?

    Absolutely, maybe he's shy about it, communication is key and it makes for awesome sex ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    It's funny when you see "Female Friendly Porn" as a category on these sites. It makes me wonder what exactly that is and how it differs from porn in general. More flowers, perhaps?

    Better lighting for starters.


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Why would I tell her she needs to leave him? She hasn't said she uses sex as a bargaining tool. Giving anyone advice to do that is madness. Noone should ever do it.

    The only "games" people should play in relationships are the ones that are fun for both - and preferably involve rope :D



    I think he's mad not to watch porn, and I think he's naive to think women don't watch it.


    I kind of just assumed all guys did. But I totally agree with u, sex should not be used as a bargaining tool...only in some cases when u want a new dress ;)....only joking people! ONLY JOKING...they should be fun, like yes relationships are thought, but as long as when it's good it's great. It should be a successful relationship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Maybe he doesn't like the fact that you're off enjoying yourself without him. Ask him to watch it with you, telling him watching it with him would make it hotter for you.

    He could just be feeling left out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    It's funny when you see "Female Friendly Porn" as a category on these sites. It makes me wonder what exactly that is and how it differs from porn in general. More flowers, perhaps?



    Funny enough, I've never been on that part of the porn sites...i will get back go u on that and let u no what it's like :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Larianne wrote: »
    Maybe he doesn't like the fact that you're off enjoying yourself without him. Ask him to watch it with you, telling him watching it with him would make it hotter for you.

    He could just be feeling left out.

    Thank you...I think that's what I will, I think he might just feel weird because its another guy I'm watching, but I don't get turned on seeing someone else if you get me, it's more just imaging that that's what me and him would do....I'm going take everyone's advice and ask him to watch it with me, what he would like in porn...

    Probably anal :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    You are not sure what guys like because you only ever been with him....OK... so you should only be concerned what HE likes and talk to him maybe might help. Sex is a very important part of relationship and if you not on same page then down the line there is gonna be problems.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Why would I tell her she needs to leave him? She hasn't said she uses sex as a bargaining tool. Giving anyone advice to do that is madness. Noone should ever do it.

    The only "games" people should play in relationships are the ones that are fun for both - and preferably involve rope :D

    I think he's mad not to watch porn, and I think he's naive to think women don't watch it.

    Sex is a bargaining tool.

    Respect me, treat me nice, say i have nice hair, listen to me = you might get sex.

    Put me down, don't respect my opinions or ideas = No sex.

    Thats not a game, thats common sense. Are you saying you would still sleep with a guy after he disrespected you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Trouble with Bingo Porn is you need a 69 to win


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Larianne wrote: »
    Maybe he doesn't like the fact that you're off enjoying yourself without him. Ask him to watch it with you, telling him watching it with him would make it hotter for you.

    .

    Off enjoying yourself? Sounds like she went for a dirty weekend in Bang Kok.

    She watched a p0rn movie. Between 4 and 24 minutes long I would bet. Nothing to be ashamed of surely


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Trouble with Bingo Porn is you need a 69 to win[

    Brilliant haha :p...you can have 15% of the profits, just for coming up with that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    Sex is a bargaining tool.

    Respect me, treat me nice, say i have nice hair, listen to me = you might get sex.

    Put me down, don't respect my opinions or ideas = No sex.

    Thats not a game, thats common sense. Are you saying you would still sleep with a guy after he disrespected you?

    I don't no what to say...your both right.. Ovo don't treat me right and make me feel self consious, sex will not be on the cards...but make me feel like the only girl in the world, then yes, yes it will :p


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