Heard the neighbours at it last night, how should I approach the subject

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Wait for the guy to be on his own and play the recording through the wall. He'll think his missus is at your place getting a good shag, and will probably kick your front door in and beat 7 buckets of sh1t out of you.

what you need to do is get one medium sized mirror, some duck tape and the handle off a sweeping brush...

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

If you actually recorded this then it says everything about you, and not them.

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Now that's very, very funny! I'm not sure you're getting the recognition from boardsies that you deserve. Excellent stuff!

Saw my neighbours having sex one night. Reverse Cowgirl. Well, I saw my neighbours sillouettes having reverse cowgirl sex at any rate.

Walking home from pub. Look up at their upstairs bedroom window and see the blinds are down and the lights are off......well, the main room light was off, but the beside lamp behind them was on.....and was casting the lady of the houses' shadow onto the blinds in stark definition. Fine pair of bouncing boobies with erect nipples she had. The house is the reverse image of ours so I know where the internal doors are and know which side of the room the headboard would be against and because she was facing away from that end while riding the fcuk out of hubby, I was able to discern what position there were doing at the time.....I should have been a detective

BB99 wrote: »

Just confront them and tell them to tone it down a bit and if that doesnt work replay the tape for them. That should get their attention

Took you nearly 3 years to make your first post, and this was it.

RVP 11 wrote: »

If he doesn't need special equipment to hear it, **** them.
No law against recording something that can be heard in your own house.

You are only excusing this moron, because you think this is all terribly funny.

He had the chance to ring their doorbell and let them know, if it really bothered him. Instead, he goes for the sneaky/scummy route by audio recording a very intimate moment between both them, and it is no more intimate than sex.

Of course, he is not clever enough to decline to mention it on this forum, where anyone can view or respond. Presuming he is not so bored to make all of this up to create a juicy thread, which is possible.

RVP 11 wrote: »

A very intimate moment between the two of them!!!!

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

shouting "**** me harder, suck my pussy"
Yeah very intimate.

Newsflash - people don't talk that 'normal' while they're at it.

Krispie wrote: »

But your missing the point, he has acheived the higher moral ground by not only recording it, but letting all of us good law abiding After Hoursies decide what their fate is for partaking in this lurid show of lost passions. Sex dirty sex.

Fare play OP. You are Poster of the week in my eyes........
Need a link to audio though so as we can make Steelcityblues eat his words???

I'm guessing Dev must still be up in the big place with his Rolls Royce outside, and that poseur McQuaid is still wearing the big frock, and all of these years were just a dream.