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  • 24-04-2012 7:12pm
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    investment
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    Hey

    I'm an instructor to about 12 men. We train twice a week. Last week we were training and one of the the men was doing an exercise too slowly and I started shouting a him..we began to argue and things got heated and fists started to fly. One of the other instructors jumped in and broke it up and sent the man home and banned him from training for 2 weeks


    Today I got a call from the station and I went down to find that he is pressing charges for assualt and bullying.

    why can a person accuse you of assault when they were fighting aswell??

    and now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:
    I'm not looking for legal advice as I have a lawyer just want my question answered


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    MagicSean
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    Two people can assault each other at the same time. I'm sure your solicitor has advised you can make a counter claim of assault.


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    investment
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    MagicSean wrote: »
    Two people can assault each other at the same time. I'm sure your solicitor has advised you can make a counter claim of assault.

    If we both claim the judge will throw it out. Its a sad day when two grown men can not have a scrap without running to the police:rolleyes:

    I would bet this wife put him up to this..he is such a soft cock


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    Grolschevik
    Registered Users Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭Grolschevik


    investment wrote: »
    If we both claim the judge will throw it out.

    Isn't that a good thing?


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    loremolis
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    MagicSean wrote: »
    Two people can assault each other at the same time. I'm sure your solicitor has advised you can make a counter claim of assault.

    I heard of a case where something similar happened and both men ended up before the Judge and he found them both guilty of assault.

    Seems like a silly way to get a criminal record.


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    Procrastastudy
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    I think you're exactly the type of trainer I need!


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    BornToKill
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    investment wrote: »
    now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:

    Wht were you training for and what kind of training? Not for something illegal, I presume?


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    battle_hardend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭battle_hardend


    investment wrote: »
    Hey

    I'm an instructor to about 12 men. We train twice a week. Last week we were training and one of the the men was doing an exercise too slowly and I started shouting a him..we began to argue and things got heated and fists started to fly. One of the other instructors jumped in and broke it up and sent the man home and banned him from training for 2 weeks


    Today I got a call from the station and I went down to find that he is pressing charges for assualt and bullying.

    why can a person accuse you of assault when they were fighting aswell??

    and now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:
    I'm not looking for legal advice as I have a lawyer just want my question answered


    is your name tyler durden ?


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    chopser
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭chopser


    investment wrote: »
    Hey

    I'm an instructor to about 12 men. We train twice a week. Last week we were training and one of the the men was doing an exercise too slowly and I started shouting a him..we began to argue and things got heated and fists started to fly. One of the other instructors jumped in and broke it up and sent the man home and banned him from training for 2 weeks


    Today I got a call from the station and I went down to find that he is pressing charges for assualt and bullying.

    why can a person accuse you of assault when they were fighting aswell??

    and now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:
    I'm not looking for legal advice as I have a lawyer just want my question answered

    Who threw the first punch?


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    Milk & Honey
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    investment wrote: »
    Hey

    why can a person accuse you of assault when they were fighting aswell??

    and now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:
    I'm not looking for legal advice as I have a lawyer just want my question answered

    A person can accuse you of anything. Whether they succeed in having you convicted is another matter. A huge amount will depend on exactly what can be found to have happened and what explanations are offered. Anyone who strikes a blow has to justify it.


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    Milk & Honey
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    investment wrote: »
    If we both claim the judge will throw it out.

    How do you know the judge will throw it out? The judge could just as well convict both of you.


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    not even wrong
    Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭not even wrong


    investment wrote: »
    and now the garda want to know why we were training:rolleyes:
    I, too, would like to know the answer to this.


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    investment
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    chopser wrote: »
    Who threw the first punch?

    I cant remember it all happen. One minute we were training the next we were on top of each other rolling around on the ground. Hopefully the judge will see sense. We have both applied for the army and I dont want this to hold us back..again I think his wife is behind this to stop him training with us the bitch:mad:


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    investment
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    not even wrong wrote: »
    I, too, would like to know the answer to this.

    Psychophysiological Intense Military Training ( PIMT)


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    jblack
    Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭jblack


    investment wrote: »
    If we both claim the judge will throw it out.

    That assertion has absolutely no rationale in law - if both parties drop the charges then the DPP may decide to drop the matter but equally may decide there are enough witnesses and evidence to go on without requiring either party to claim against the other.

    I would think regardless of what happens you should be seen to act reasonably and do something that if it does go to Court, it makes you sound like a decent human being and not some sort of UFC Rambo type warrior.

    He's being a pu**y and his wife has put him up to this probably wont wash with a judge.

    ffs - Barcelona.. post again.


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    Difference Engine
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    not even wrong wrote: »
    I, too, would like to know the answer to this.

    Read all about this guys adventures here in the Walter Mitty forum.

    It's a very entertaining read. You can make up your own minds on how seriously to take the OP.


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    Procrastastudy
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    I have one question... was the fight with roger?


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    tricky D
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    investment wrote: »
    If we both claim the judge will throw it out.

    I'm affrayed not.


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    Procrastastudy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭Procrastastudy


    There has been some epic trolling on here of late. I honestly thought the pure mule and battle hard double act was legendary but this guy is amazing - the thread in the Walter Mitty is the funiest thing I have ever read - I have seriously peed a little bit.


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    Grolschevik
    Registered Users Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭Grolschevik


    GCDLawstudent wrote: »
    There has been some epic trolling on here of late. I honestly thought the pure mule and battle hard double act was legendary but this guy is amazing - the thread in the Walter Mitty is the funiest thing I have ever read - I have seriously peed a little bit.

    Don't forget Bananarama22, NCPS Are Scum, and Hitler Is Gas. Are they all the same people?


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    Procrastastudy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭Procrastastudy


    Not a chance - those guys where pretty good but this guy is the Einstein of trolling.

    No strike that - He's the Einstein, Sagan, Hawking and Feynman all rolled into one of trolling. This guy should be writing comedy somewhere.

    Good God my sides hurt - it took 8 pages for people to work out his training is called PIMT (pimped) and his enforcer is called roger. Epic man just epic.


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    usernamegoes
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭usernamegoes


    investment wrote: »
    I cant remember it all happen. One minute we were training the next we were on top of each other rolling around on the ground.

    I am sure your solicitor would rather you didn't post pieces of evidence like this.


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    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    usernamegoes wrote: »
    I am sure your solicitor would rather you didn't post pieces of evidence like this.

    Gay literotica with a surprise violent twist. This guy's been fantastic over on the Walter Mitty forum. I really, really hope he's for real.


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    Procrastastudy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭Procrastastudy


    Sorry to keep posting but this has made my week. He cant be for real he got just the right combination of borderline racism, brit wanna be, full of himself attitude to get people riled I'm going though some of his stuff now and this one is pretty good too...

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056558085

    The way he starts is just fantastic... 180 IQ lol


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    jblack
    Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭jblack


    usernamegoes wrote: »
    I am sure your solicitor psychiatrist would rather you didn't post pieces of evidence like this.

    FYP


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    beco2010
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    why do i get the picture of roger standing over him shouting squeal like a pig

    squeallllllllllllllll pig squeal


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    Grolschevik
    Registered Users Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭Grolschevik


    GCDLawstudent wrote: »
    Sorry to keep posting but this has made my week.

    Did it make your day, or just your hole weak?





    [Sorry!]


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    #28
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    GCDLawstudent wrote: »
    I have one question... was the fight with roger?


    No. Roger was the one who witnessed the fight and pulled him off me. I have been talking to roger and he gave a statement to the garda tonight on my behalf. He saw the guy hit me first. I'm glad their was someone there as a witness.


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    goldie fish
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    investment wrote: »
    No. Roger was the one who witnessed the fight and pulled him off me. I have been talking to roger and he gave a statement to the garda tonight on my behalf. He saw the guy hit me first. I'm glad their was someone there as a witness.


    So you are saying the fight ended when rodger pulled both of you off, or did he only pull off the other guy?


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    nuac
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    investment wrote: »
    Psychophysiological Intense Military Training ( PIMT)


    Wha??? Cannot remember this from my FCA days. Of course we were an Irish speaking unit and it may we have been called something else


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    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand subscribe!!

    Hi vesty.... We missed you over in Mil......


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