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    #92
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    "*yawn* What time is it? Is it tuesday? Shít, I forgot to check the roster. Who are we supposed to be colluding with today?"


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    #93
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    "*yawn* What time is it? Is it tuesday? Shít, I forgot to check the roster. Who are we supposed to be colluding with today?"


    Police men are wannabe marines:rolleyes:..just dont have the balls thats all

    Maybe we'll make men out of you yet..actually hold that thought there is donuts to be eaten

    Its a state of mind being a marine....its the state of your body being a police officer


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    #94
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    I thought all cops were wannabe Paras, no?


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    #95
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    investment wrote: »
    It cost 400 euros and it was money well spend.It proves how much more intelligence I am that you

    The PSNI colluding with the IRA is nothing new ..son:rolleyes:
    Police men are wannabe marines..just dont have the balls thats all

    What is it with the unusual characters this week? ("son!?")
    Sweet Jesus , will some kind moderator show a spirit of love and lock this thread ??!!

    Actually, I've been kindof enjoying this. Sitting down, watching the thread, snacking on a thre.. erm treat.

    OK. Fun's over, I guess

    [Mod]Investment, enough of the entertainment. If you can't say anything productive and on topic, you will be joining Rebelheart in the Ranks of the Banned.[/Mod]

    NTM


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    #96
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    Manic Moran wrote: »
    What is it with the unusual characters this week? ("son!?")



    Actually, I've been kindof enjoying this. Sitting down, watching the thread, snacking on a thre.. erm treat.

    OK. Fun's over, I guess

    [Mod]Investment, enough of the entertainment. If you can't say anything productive and on topic, you will be joining Rebelheart in the Ranks of the Banned.[/Mod]

    NTM

    Sorry

    I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now


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    #97
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    investment wrote: »
    Sorry

    I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

    hehehehe

    He's on HRT....


    Now i'm interested in how this turns out.

    Manic, even though he's quite obviously a troll, can we keep him as a pet?


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    #98
    ex_infantry man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭ex_infantry man


    investment wrote: »
    O by god...I would love to give you a good beasting...but i'll let this man give it to you instead:mad:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmj1EwQy-VU
    lad i've done my time in the defence forces, it was'nt a very long career but i did my training and believe me i've more discipline in my left big toe and respect for society than you'll ever have thats for sure
    investment wrote: »
    Sorry

    I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now
    oooooh my holy god!!! give it a week and we'll be calling ya mrs investment hahaha and if you are to ever step foot on any parade ground be it irish defence forces or british armed forces they'll be making one bad "INVESTMENT" !!!!!


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    #99
    krissovo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭krissovo


    This is classic thread, just signing up and grabbing a bag of pop corn:D


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    #100
    Dogwatch
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    investment wrote: »
    Sorry

    I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

    I have worked it out now. He/she meant to go to the forum 2 above this one on the drop down list.:D:D:D.


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    #101
    ex_infantry man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭ex_infantry man


    Dogwatch wrote: »
    I have worked it out now. He/she meant to go to the forum 2 above this one on the drop down list.:D:D:D.
    what the LGBT forum hahaha is he/she still here or is he/she banned???


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    #102
    RMD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    investment wrote: »
    Police men are wannabe marines:rolleyes:..just dont have the balls thats all

    Maybe we'll make men out of you yet..actually hold that thought there is donuts to be eaten

    Its a state of mind being a marine....its the state of your body being a police officer

    "We"? You're nothing as of now, you're nothing more than a civvy. I suggest you read the 5 core ethos of the Royal Marine, you will very quickly piss off a lot of actual Royals with your attitude if you ever do get down to CTCRM, and that'll just be for your PRMC let alone RT.


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    #103
    Delancey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    I think it beneficial for man to have hormonal issues - keeps him in touch with his ' inner woman ' :)


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    #104
    beco2010
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    whats going on is investment banned this thread wont be the same


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    #105
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    I didn't ban him.


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    #106
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    Just back in from my night watch....lovely night out

    WTF is with all this gay **** on here....I'm not fcuking gay:mad:

    I just need more hormones when I'm training to improve the size of my muscles...I've given up sex and beer as I'm in training...I know it will be worth it in the end


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    #107
    Delancey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    Watch those hormones , they might give you tits instead of muscles :D


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    #108
    beco2010
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    investment wrote: »
    Just back in from my night watch....lovely night out

    WTF is with all this gay **** on here....I'm not fcuking gay:mad:

    I just need more hormones when I'm training to improve the size of my muscles...I've given up sex and beer as I'm in training...I know it will be worth it in the end

    what do you mean by night watch looking for IEDs on the streets

    and not being funny but nuts is good for testosterone eating them for snacks and keeping to a healthy weight not sliming down finding a weight that suits you will help plus hot to cold like sauna then cold shower twice after training from what iv read/been told


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    #109
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    investment wrote: »
    Just back in from my night watch....lovely night out

    WTF is with all this gay **** on here....I'm not fcuking gay:mad:

    I just need more hormones when I'm training to improve the size of my muscles...I've given up sex and beer as I'm in training...I know it will be worth it in the end

    Well you have to give up on beer. I've heard that when you are on HRT beer just goes STRAIGHT to your hips. and you need to hold onto that slim svelte look, otherwise no marine will ever look at you.


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    #110
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    It's amazing how many people completely miss the point of my posts
    What I'm trying to say is that a RMC will remain optimistic, even when hungry, cold, tired, scared, whatever. It's a state of mind. The right state of mind to get the job done.

    I'm going to upload some of my training videos for those of you who want to acquired the RM state of mind


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    #111
    Dogwatch
    Registered Users Posts: 5,553 ✭✭✭Dogwatch


    investment wrote: »
    It's amazing how many people completely miss the point of my posts
    What I'm trying to say is that a RMC will remain optimistic, even when hungry, cold, tired, scared, whatever. It's a state of mind. The right state of mind to get the job done.

    I'm going to upload some of my training videos for those of you who want to acquired the RM state of mind

    But you are not a Royal Marine and your mind set is all wrong. Take a trip to the recruiting office and have a chat, telling them all the preparation you are doing. Taking hormones to build muscle is not recommended and when you do the medical, it will show up and you are out on your ear.

    As a suggestion, find an airsoft site near you and go along for a day's play. You will most likely meet former armed forces members and maybe even serving DF members. You might learn something and you will probably enjoy it too.

    Airsoft forum is first one on the Sports drop down


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    #112
    RMD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    investment wrote: »
    It's amazing how many people completely miss the point of my posts
    What I'm trying to say is that a RMC will remain optimistic, even when hungry, cold, tired, scared, whatever. It's a state of mind. The right state of mind to get the job done.

    I'm going to upload some of my training videos for those of you who want to acquired the RM state of mind

    What is also stated within the RMC core ethos is professional standards and humility. You portray neither of these due to your overwhelming arrogance in relation to the RMC's, a corps of which you play no part in so far.

    Wind your neck in or when you get down to Lympstone, you're going to get an awful time from the real Commandos.


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    #113
    beco2010
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    sorry to say investment but i thought you werent a RM im just saying that at one time i went for the BA and in the interview i didnt get the Impression that you needed to do any sort of training befor going for the BA [ as in sitting in the cold or training my state of mind] bar keeping fit i was told up there that you would have to be running a mile and a half in under 8 and a half min or 8 its also 10 pull ups 50 push ups in fitness test but i would tell you to ring as when i did they helped me with any questions i had also on Deciding if it was for me


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    #114
    ex_infantry man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭ex_infantry man


    never mind the hormones boy, just grow yourself a set of balls, i,m a bodybuilder and i bet your the type that grabs the first weight he see,s and picks it up and is swinging it all over the shop cos ya have,nt a clue what muscle group your meant to be building up, by all means put up your vids i,d love a laugh at your expense! !


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    #115
    investment
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    ex_infantry man wrote: »
    never mind the hormones boy, just grow yourself a set of balls, i,m a bodybuilder and i bet your the type that grabs the first weight he see,s and picks it up and is swinging it all over the shop cos ya have,nt a clue what muscle group your meant to be building up, by all means put up your vids i,d love a laugh at your expense! !

    You wont laugh at my expense so i wont be putting up my training videos

    Mod Can you please lock this thread..Thanks


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    #116
    tac foley
    Registered Users Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭tac foley


    investment wrote: »
    You wont laugh at my expense so i wont be putting up my training videos

    We don't need your training videos, we've already had all the laffs we need from you.

    Thank you and goodbye.

    tac


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    #117
    allroad
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭allroad


    investment wrote: »
    Thanks I will

    The Irish navy are a joke I bet they spend most days drinking tea. If I wanted to spend my time hidding from the action I would go on a fas course:rolleyes:

    The royal navy are the navy that all other Navy's are judged by

    Are their Irish marines? Just imagine what they do...:confused:

    Are you sure about that IQ figure?


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    #118
    ex_infantry man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭ex_infantry man


    investment are ya still here, or did ya stumble upon an IED on your night watch patrols of your local scummy area,s while dodging old people looking for euro,s and scumbags looking for a fight!!!?????


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    #119
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    With an IQ of 180 you should be able to arse your way into a cushy little number in CERN!


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    #120
    Lemming
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    ex_infantry man wrote: »
    investment are ya still here, or did ya stumble upon an IED on your night watch patrols of your local scummy area,s while dodging old people looking for euro,s and scumbags looking for a fight!!!?????

    I reckon he did indeed encounter an IED (Inebriated Errant D1ckhead) and has come to the conclusion that some IEDs are worse than the other IEDs, but not as bad as the VBIED (very boll0cksed IED) and that perhaps this wouldn't be the life for him.

    Sounds just like a Saturday night in Rotherham come to think of it ... I swear the locals are not right in the head here. I hope he doesn't live near me.


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    #121
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    investment wrote: »
    Would I be right in saying the selection process you got quiet far in was for the Irish defence force?

    If so..I would not be suprised if you are right...The Irish defence force want people with no attitude and no arrogance so they can development them into peace keepers i.e Standing outside a bank with an unarmed gun

    And earlier we had "navy's" instead of "navies" and various other howlers.

    Seriously, was this IQ test one of the ones advertised on the side bar on a porn website or something?

    Good spelling and grammar do not equal high IQ, but they are a bloody good indicator.

    Edit: read a few more posts - the OP is pulling our legs, nobody is that stupid. Well played OP, joke is on us.


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