The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 1:03am

When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

psycho-hope · 31-12-2011 1:10am

theres a beyonce shakira somewhere in finglas, heard her mother screaming at her the last time i was tesco over there

mattjack · 31-12-2011 1:12am

Lavezzi wrote: »

When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

You could've called her Angela.

Rico_98 · 31-12-2011 1:13am

For a girl margret or abetha
For a boy vlad or fred

The Princess Bride · 31-12-2011 1:15am

mattjack wrote: »

Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

Reminds me of the time I met a woman at work, her son was named River.

Me: "is he called after the actor River Phoenix"?

Her (with blank expression and how-a-ya accent) : " No- when me waters broke, it's all I could tink of........."

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 1:17am

mattjack wrote: »

You could've called her Angela.

It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

mattjack · 31-12-2011 1:19am

Lavezzi wrote: »

It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

You could have called him Angela.

Celly Smunt · 31-12-2011 1:20am

Boy's named Ashley.

The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:22am

Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:23am

pmcmahon wrote: »

Boy's named Ashley.

The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.

"Fuinneog, Cabaiste, come in yer dinners ready!!!!":pac:

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 1:23am

mattjack wrote: »

You could have called him Angela.

Here in Luzon, that's considered a girl's name, as I'm sure it is in Ireland too.

Mr.Success · 31-12-2011 1:24am

concepta, assumpta gives me the creeps

Sky King · 31-12-2011 1:27am

Mr.Success wrote: »

concepta, assumpta gives me the creeps

Attracta!

bigdaddyliamo · 31-12-2011 1:29am

Mr.Success wrote: »

concepta, assumpta gives me the creeps

knew a set of triplets in ballymun called atracta, concepta and aborta...True story

Lady Chatterton · 31-12-2011 1:30am

Fachtna
Finian
Turlough

mattjack · 31-12-2011 1:30am

Lavezzi wrote: »

It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

zionist women ? whats this about ?

cantdecide · 31-12-2011 1:31am

Friends of mine called their sprog Arthur...

o1s1n · 31-12-2011 1:32am

Aoifey! wrote: »

:(

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:37am

cantdecide wrote: »

Friends of mine called their sprog Arthur...

Friends of mine called their son "Artur" with no "h"...:eek:

EmptyWithMe · 31-12-2011 1:38am

I used to know a girl who called her kid Angel. Clive is also a terrible name, in my opinion. Or Charles..

Caraville · 31-12-2011 1:38am

Chelsea, Jordan (for a boy or girl), Clarice, Charity, Chantelle, Charmaine- all names of students I've had & felt sorry for with those names.

Also, if you name your daughter Sorcha, then it's pronounced "Sur-uh-ka", not Soorsha or Sohrsha or whatever made up sheeeite you're coming up with.

And don't get me started on the name Síofra. It has a horrible meaning (a changeling, or a wicked child) so I don't know why you'd want to call your daughter that.

Stained Class · 31-12-2011 1:38am

MrsD007 wrote: »

Fachtna
Finian
Turlough

I agree.

I think parents who do this are not really giving their children names.

They're just making a 'statement' to the world.

'I'm more Irish than thou'

Dickheads.:rolleyes:

Lavezzi · 31-12-2011 1:39am

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Friends of mine called their son "Artur" with no "h"...:eek:

What's the point? Idiots of that caliber would pronounce it that way anyway. :pac:

Stained Class · 31-12-2011 1:40am

cantdecide wrote: »

Friends of mine called their sprog Arthur...

Not too bad in comparison to some, in fairness..

Lady Chatterton · 31-12-2011 1:43am

Caraville wrote: »

Also, if you name your daughter Sorcha, then it's pronounced "Sur-uh-ka", not Soorsha or Sohrsha or whatever made up sheeeite you're coming up with.

And don't get me started on the name Síofra. It has a horrible meaning (a changeling, or a wicked child) so I don't know why you'd want to call your daughter that.

I'm not a fan of the name Sorcha, Sorcha is the Irish for Sarah.

Bronagh has to be one of my least favourite Irish girl's names, it means "Sorrowful One". Where would you be going calling your child something as sad as that :eek:

Acacia · 31-12-2011 1:44am

Jamie Oliver's kid Buddy Bear.

Lead singer of Korn called his kids "Pirate" and "Zeppelin" respectively.

Frank Zappa wins with "Moon Unit" and "Diva Thin Muffin.", though.

gammygils · 31-12-2011 1:46am

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!

I knew a Cornelius as well. we called him Con for short

deconduo · 31-12-2011 1:46am

Beyonce McCarthy
Shakira O'Brien

Seriously :P

gigino · 31-12-2011 1:46am

siobhan ( as in shove on your ......)

Amzie · 31-12-2011 1:47am

Fidelma and fanny - short for frances (seriously it's such a cruel world) it was years ago I heard a child being called it!!!

Chuck was taken · 31-12-2011 1:48am

pmcmahon wrote: »

Boy's named Ashley.

The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.

I've got two mates (brothers) called Risteard and Ruairí. Quite odd considering they grew up in Darndale...

plein de force · 31-12-2011 1:48am

Gubnet

cantdecide · 31-12-2011 1:50am

I knew siblings Sean O'Brien and Seamus O'Brien.

Chuck was taken · 31-12-2011 1:51am

cantdecide wrote: »

I knew siblings Sean O'Brien and Seamus O'Brien.

What's so bad about that ?

peewee_44 · 31-12-2011 1:51am

A woman came into my shop one day with two lil ones called Angel and Gabriel

Lady Chatterton · 31-12-2011 1:52am

cantdecide wrote: »

I knew siblings Sean O'Brien and Seamus O'Brien.

Nothing wrong with that, I think they are nice names.

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:53am

MrsD007 wrote: »

I'm not a fan of the name Sorcha, Sorcha is the Irish for Sarah.

Bronagh has to be one of my least favourite Irish girl's names, it means "Sorrowful One". Where would you be going calling your child something as sad as that :eek:

Bronagh or Clodagh ugh!!!!!!

Neigbours called their sprog "Shiona" I think it means shiny one or something..... ah I dunno - thank feck my name is an Italian one!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-12-2011 1:55am

Pretty much everyone I grew up with had Irish names. It's so strange to see how people consider it pretentious nowadays because all the yummy rugger mummy types hijacked their own culture. :mad:

gigino · 31-12-2011 1:55am

eamonn. aiming for the dartboard. ugg.

kylith · 31-12-2011 1:55am

Thomasina. How could you do that to your newborn daughter?

Lady Chatterton · 31-12-2011 1:56am

I know a five year old called Betty :eek:

Betty is a name I always associate with elderly women. I blame Betty (Hotpot) in Corrie

EmptyWithMe · 31-12-2011 1:56am

I overheard someone in Lidl the other day congratulating someone on baby Caramel.

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:57am

gigino wrote: »

eamonn. aiming for the dartboard. ugg.

Felim - feelin yer arse!

Hector Mildew · 31-12-2011 1:57am

Purple Lemons wrote: »

"Daughter"

Pearl Jam

Chuck was taken · 31-12-2011 1:57am

EmptyWithMe wrote: »

I overheard someone in Lidl the other day congratulating someone on baby Caramel.

Sure it wasn't Carmel ?

Lady Chatterton · 31-12-2011 1:58am

kylith wrote: »

Thomasina. How could you do that to your newborn daughter?

Nigella Lawson had a sister called Thomasina. Nigella is a pretty unusual name too in fairness..

Celly Smunt · 31-12-2011 1:58am

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Felim - feelin yer arse!

you wish :P

EmptyWithMe · 31-12-2011 1:58am

Chuck was taken wrote: »

Sure it wasn't Carmel ?

Definitely Caramel. She said it twice!

Stained Class · 31-12-2011 1:59am

gigino wrote: »

siobhan ( as in shove on your ......)

Aye, very popular years ago, along with Sinead & Niamh.

Gone out of favour with the Geolscoil types now.

They want something more 'distincive' now.

Read, More hard to spell & pronounce than ever..

Dicks...

Rockery Woman · 31-12-2011 1:59am

Leonard White Navy wrote: »

Pretty much everyone I grew up with had Irish names. It's so strange to see how people consider it pretentious nowadays because all the yummy rugger mummy types hijacked their own culture. :mad:

Yeah - but the names you grew up with were Sean Aoife Sinead etc. You didnt have a Siopadoireacht or Cairead or Ispini in your class did ya???

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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