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All the same lying down...

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    #32
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    On top is obviously preferred for a number of reasons (better view, boob play, clit play etc etc)

    But the post was about the phrase itself.

    Nobody has posted their dimensions yet :(

    Guess we'll never know!
    Not all guys like a girl on top :(


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    #33
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Not all guys like a girl on top :(


    Maybe they just need a nice girl to teach them the wonders of non-missionary sex, eh?


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    #34
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Maybe they just need a nice girl to teach them the wonders of non-missionary sex, eh?
    Maybe. He's no longer my problem so it wont be me :)


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    #35
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Maybe. He's no longer my problem so it wont be me :)


    I didn't realise he was your problem to begin with!


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    #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    I didn't realise he was your problem to begin with!
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


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    #37
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


    Hmm. Interesting.

    I've only ever slept with one lanky girl, and she was indeed, crap. Ya know, lie there, dead fish type of shag.

    I never considered it to be a rule of thumb though.

    You could be on to something there Kiera :P

    **rushes off to round up lanky sluts to test theory**


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    #38
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!

    Oooohhhhh how wrong you are.


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    #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Oooohhhhh how wrong you are.
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!


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    #40
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


    This is why you are # 1 ;):pac:


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    #41
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!

    Yeah i agree!

    I'm a short arse too :D


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    #42
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!

    Hey,
    I'm not gonna argue,
    But tall girls are pretty damn good as well..

    Anyway, with my height,
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p


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    #43
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p


    Why? They're all the same lying down.


    lol got to put the OP into context!


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    #44
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!

    Ah cmon, you're not really. Most of you are hard work. Why, I often have to hold the remote control high just to teach yis a lesson.


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    #45
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Hey,
    I'm not gonna argue,
    But tall girls are pretty damn good as well..

    Anyway, with my height,
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P


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    #46
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Just be carefull with the spurs ;)

    Yeah, it's taken Harry Redknapp a few months, so don't rock the boat too much!

    Hmmm.....now THERE'S a song that I'd never have considered having sex to, but now that I think about it...... ;):D


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    #47
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P
    *Looks down*

    Ok... now what?


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    #48
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Kiera wrote: »
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P

    Now, now, no need to cast aspersions on poor Waza! ;)

    EDIT : Damn! Beaten to it!


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    #49
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bonerm wrote: »
    Ah cmon, you're not really. Most of you are hard work. Why, I often have to hold the remote control high just to teach yis a lesson.
    Pffft i usually watch boys programs anyway :P

    /plus you can rest your beer on our heads :D


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    #50
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pffft i usually watch boys programs anyway :P

    That's because you're really a bloke Kiera.

    All this pretending to be a girl thing while posting on boards has got to stop sooner or later.

    A 20,000 post trolling campaign is pretty impressive all right,
    but flirting with these poor boys is just mean, by now half of them probably have their lads out, and are rubbing themselves frantically.

    I've seen you.
    Your real name is Kevin,
    You're 6Ft 1" , built like a barn wall, drink like a sailor, and have a big ginger beard that you could loose a ferret in.

    Admit it..


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    #51
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Yeah, it's taken Harry Redknapp a few months, so don't rock the boat too much!

    Hmmm.....now THERE'S a song that I'd never have considered having sex to, but now that I think about it...... ;):D


    ok... do not bring foot ball and sex togeather, women dont really look that hot in foot balll jerseys, :rolleyes:


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    #52
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    That's because you're really a bloke Kiera.

    All this pretending to be a girl thing while posting on boards has got to stop sooner or later.

    A 20,000 post trolling campaign is pretty impressive all right,
    but flirting with these poor boys is just mean, by now half of them probably have their lads out, and are rubbing themselves frantically.

    I've seen you.
    Your real name is Kevin,
    You're 6Ft 1" , built like a barn wall, drink like a sailor, and have a big ginger beard that you could loose a ferret in.

    Admit it..
    Dammit! Ok ok i'll admit it. I am in fact Terry :o


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    #53
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    ok... do not bring foot ball and sex togeather, women dont really look that hot in foot balll jerseys, :rolleyes:


    I beg to differ
    http://ra.2mcl.com/wp/girls/girls_2-sexy-football-girls-team-84.jpg
    http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexy_football-wags.jpg

    I happen to think jerseys look pretty hot on the wimmins, especially with no bra underneath..


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    #54
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    ok... do not bring foot ball and sex togeather, women dont really look that hot in foot balll jerseys, :rolleyes:
    Puts GAA jersey in bin :(


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    #55
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    /plus you can rest your beer on our heads :D

    Nah, beer stays by side at all times. Your noggins would make a good resting spot for my laptop (computer!) tho.


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    #56
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pffft i usually watch boys programs anyway :P

    /plus you can rest your beer on our heads :D


    The spillage is too much while you're bobbing back and forth though...


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    #57
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bonerm wrote: »
    Nah, beer stays by side at all times. Your noggins would make a good resting spot for my laptop (computer!) tho.
    The laptop would burn my poor little nut!
    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    The spillage is too much while you're bobbing back and forth though...
    Replace head with boobs then! Simples!


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    #58
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    The laptop would burn my poor little nut!

    Not a problem. We'll just put a cardboard box over your head first to insulate.


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    #59
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    I beg to differ
    http://ra.2mcl.com/wp/girls/girls_2-sexy-football-girls-team-84.jpg
    http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexy_football-wags.jpg

    I happen to think jerseys look pretty hot on the wimmins, especially with no bra underneath..


    wow :rolleyes: that was a bout as predictable...... As starting a thread saying "what would you do?"


    those girl are wearing a 1/3rd of a foot ball jeresy women in foot ball jerseys look awfull fact..

    the fact that you throw up picture s like the above, well. :rolleyes:


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    #60
    Nulty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Well, you gotta admit that 1/3rd of a football jersey on a girl is better than a ful one!

    :D


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    #61
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bonerm wrote: »
    Not a problem. We'll just put a cardboard box over your head first to insulate.
    :( I dont like you anymore!


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