Stupidest thing you ever done?

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 1:18am #1

Whats the stupidest thing you have done?

Mine was recently,needed to get a few hundred Euros out of my bank account to pay a bill.Had my bank card in my hand in the morning,I put it down to put my shoes on and when I had my shoes on I went to pick it up again.The only thing it wasent there

I had no I.D. to get money out of the bank any other way and I search the whole bedroom high and low for it.No luck.

Went to college that day,went about my usual business.When I came home I took my shoes off and there was the card in my shoe:o

Was late paying the bill,but I never told anyone where the card was.

Saibh · 02-06-2009 1:27am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I never told anyone where the card was.

You have now

Borneo Fnctn · 02-06-2009 1:29am

I nearly choked to death on a Mister Freeze.

Also, I was never the same since I tried to kick my own height.

Senna · 02-06-2009 1:30am

I voted for FF

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 1:31am

jackpalance wrote: »

I nearly choked to death on a Mister Freeze.

Also, I was never the same since I tried to kick my own height.

Who knew Karl Pilkington uses Boards;)

Michellenman · 02-06-2009 1:31am

Flushed a tenner down the toilet once.

SoupyNorman · 02-06-2009 1:31am

A girl from Tipperary.

Snowie · 02-06-2009 1:32am

I once had sex with a bunny boiler

Borneo Fnctn · 02-06-2009 1:33am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Who knew Karl Pilkington uses Boards;)

Saw your sig and thought you'd pick up on it.:pac:

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 1:34am

jackpalance wrote: »

Saw your sig and thought you'd pick up on it.:pac:

You thought right!

Trinity · 02-06-2009 1:35am

I'm dizzy the list is endless

Ex went to buy paint from someone off adverts for me. when he got back he said they had a lovely dog, i replied awh what was he saying to ya :rolleyes:

selling alloys someone asked me the measurements of the tyre, i got the kids ruler and measured them - 8 inches x 2 inches i had them advertised as

gambled my rent last month then had to sell me car for peanuts to get it back, thats not even stupid, its beyond stupid

then i bought a cheaper car without seeing it, paid someone to collect it from kilkenny, hadnt even seen a pic - and guess what, its fcuking in bits :mad:

02-06-2009 1:39am

Came "home" to Ireland!

seanybiker · 02-06-2009 1:41am

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once had sex with a bunny boiler

I once boiled a sexy bunny

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-06-2009 1:50am

an endless list of utter stupidity in my case, one of the worst being, i asked my friend could i use her fone as i had no credit, sent a text asking a lad i was seeing, was he comin over for a joint? sent it to my friends dad. (in my defence, i was only 18)

another time i was driving at night and the boot was open so i stopped to close it, i was terrified in the dark so i legged it really fast, hopped into the car, slammed my hair in the door and drove up the road roarin laughin with my head tilted to the side :rolleyes:

Professey Chin · 02-06-2009 1:51am

seanybiker wrote: »

I once boiled a sexy bunny

I once bunnied a sexy boil

Gang of Gin · 02-06-2009 3:35am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I once bunnied a sexy boil

I, a bunny, once sexied a boil

SoupyNorman · 02-06-2009 3:37am

Gang of Gin wrote: »

I, a bunny, once sexied a boil

I think that can be yours.

kingsley16 · 02-06-2009 4:11am

1. ordered a take away last week and thought my mum was at home to pay for it. then when the delivery guy came I walked into my mum's room to ask for money and guess what...she wasn't there. had to go ask my neighbour for a lend of a tenner

turns out my mum left home 4 hrs ago and i didn't even notice.

2. taking a sh!t in my gf's house without checking to see if there was toilet paper, had to text my gf to bring me a roll :eek: then when i came out and went downstairs they all started laughing at me and saying whats that smell

hahaha the 2 stupidest things i've ever done.

Mycroft H · 02-06-2009 10:14am

Flushed a fifty down the pubs jax, i can still see swirling going down the loo, i was really thick with that.

johnnyrotten · 02-06-2009 10:20am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I once bunnied a sexy boil

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

niceirishfella · 02-06-2009 10:44am

johnnyrotten wrote: »

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....you win.:)

deisedude · 02-06-2009 11:10am

johnnyrotten wrote: »

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

I'm not sure if i'm horny or hungry!:P

CianRyan · 02-06-2009 11:44am

I consistently walk into open doors.
Yes, open ones.

Wacko · 02-06-2009 11:45am

This one time I shot an abortion doctor for the pro-life cause, funny enough it was only when I did it I realised the irony, whoopsy

RxQueen · 02-06-2009 11:47am

CianRyan wrote: »

I consistently walk into open doors.
Yes, open ones.

o.0 how is that possible!!

CianRyan · 02-06-2009 1:02pm

emo!! wrote: »

o.0 how is that possible!!

I'll show you with this clearly labeled diagram.

Amy33 · 02-06-2009 1:18pm

I lent my ex boyfriend 2,000 punts, we were together 6 years. I kept asking for it back, but never got anywhere. When we broke up, I knew I was never going to get it back. That was 1998 and I'm still annoyed!

SoWatchaWant · 02-06-2009 1:44pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Came "home" to Ireland!

Thumbs down!

SoWatchaWant · 02-06-2009 1:48pm

trish990 wrote: »

I lent my ex boyfriend 2,000 punts, we were together 6 years. I kept asking for it back, but never got anywhere. When we broke up, I knew I was never going to get it back. That was 1998 and I'm still annoyed!

The way I see it is, you shouldn't have to even ask for it back.

If he doesn't give it to you, bring him to court. He deserves it.

auditek923 · 02-06-2009 1:54pm

lived a lavish lifestyle off of loans and credit cards when the times where good.

KTRIC · 02-06-2009 1:58pm

Got a loan of £2k from a girl I was shacked up with in '98, spent it on coke and hookers behind her back.

Such a waste :rolleyes:

Lord Trollington · 02-06-2009 2:00pm

When i was in college, i once paid €600 for 4 litres of milk.. too add insult to injury they were semi skimmed..fuppin cnunts.
Want to know how..just ask!

easyeason3 · 02-06-2009 2:02pm

whycliff wrote: »

When i was in college, i once paid €600 for 4 litres of milk.. too add insult to injury they were semi skimmed..fuppin cnunts.
Want to know how..just ask!

How?

Lord Trollington · 02-06-2009 2:09pm

i'll say one thing, never ever buy a "laptop" from business men driving a Hiace as a company car...
Recipe for disaster...

Soul Cake Duck · 02-06-2009 2:11pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

an endless list of utter stupidity in my case, one of the worst being, i asked my friend could i use her fone as i had no credit, sent a text asking a lad i was seeing, was he comin over for a joint? sent it to my friends dad. (in my defence, i was only 18)

another time i was driving at night and the boot was open so i stopped to close it, i was terrified in the dark so i legged it really fast, hopped into the car, slammed my hair in the door and drove up the road roarin laughin with my head tilted to the side :rolleyes:

I think you can do better we'llallhavetea!!! In fact these are mild cases!

easyeason3 · 02-06-2009 2:13pm

whycliff wrote: »

i'll say one thing, never ever buy a "laptop" from business men driving a Hiace as a company car...
Recipe for disaster...

Do they not drive jeeps these days?

James Forde · 02-06-2009 2:16pm

Once I took a dump in a pint glass and carried it all the way home (was hammered), then put a daffodil in it and left it outside my neighbours house

stupid or disgusting?

mufc4lfe · 02-06-2009 2:16pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh comment on this

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-06-2009 2:17pm

Supercroc wrote: »

I think you can do better we'llallhavetea!!! In fact these are mild cases!

you're right supercroc! but now, you'll have to post some stupid things you've done before i divulge anymore of mine!

if you need help....

easyeason3 · 02-06-2009 2:18pm

bryanjf wrote: »

Once I took a dump in a pint glass and carried it all the way home (was hammered), then put a daffodil in it and left it outside my neighbours house

stupid or disgusting?

No that's just funny

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-06-2009 2:19pm

bryanjf wrote: »

Once I took a dump in a pint glass and carried it all the way home (was hammered), then put a daffodil in it and left it outside my neighbours house

stupid or disgusting?

stupid, disgusting, but well thought out. mwah!

Lord Trollington · 02-06-2009 2:24pm

i was approached by couple of Fella's selling a top of the range Sony Vaio laptop.
Now as it turned out i was in the market for a laptop and had saved €500 to but one for college.
The lap top was top spec, prob robbed or maybe bought for the scheme they were about to pull.
I had €500 in my bank, got another €100 from a mate to cover the difference.
was delighted with myself, as i had initially planned on getting a crappy IQON laptop in Tesco, now i was gettin a Sony Vaio...
Anyhow,came back from the ATM seen the laptop being folded up in the Hiace and put in the black laptop case.
About to hand over the cash they boys said ok so €650.. obviosly knowing i didnt have it i walked away and they drove few yards and then said ok €600, handed out the black laptop case through the window of the van i handed over the cash.
Open the case.... 4 cartons of semi skimmed milk?
Laptop? Still in the Hiace with my €600.
The Lads? on their way to the next town to fool some other young fella.
And then they go on about rights for these people...

Soul Cake Duck · 02-06-2009 2:37pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

you're right supercroc! but now, you'll have to post some stupid things you've done before i divulge anymore of mine! if you need help....

I dunno nothing comes to mind!! I have got great nipples tho!!!!

Maddison · 02-06-2009 3:11pm

Not so stupid.....mabey just blonde...
I always manage to ring my sisters house phone & when she answers Ill ask ''where are ya?''duhhh house phone might be the answer!
Another time I went to the pass machine took the money & left the card in the machine.....
Also there was the time when the gardai stopped me for breaking the light & mister garda asked me did i realise i had broke the light & my response was ''but I didnt look at the lights i was following the car in front''2 penalty points , 80 euro fine & a near dangerous driving conviction

Professey Chin · 02-06-2009 3:26pm

Maddison wrote: »

Not so stupid.....mabey just blonde...
I always manage to ring my sisters house phone & when she answers Ill ask ''where are ya?''duhhh house phone might be the answer!
Another time I went to the pass machine took the money & left the card in the machine.....
Also there was the time when the gardai stopped me for breaking the light & mister garda asked me did i realise i had broke the light & my response was ''but I didnt look at the lights i was following the car in front''2 penalty points , 80 euro fine & a near dangerous driving conviction

Repeated incidents is never a good thing :pac:

veryangryman · 02-06-2009 4:09pm

This thread was made for me....

This ones a 4-way tiebreaker
1)Got a peanut stuck up my nose as a child
2)Have also knocked a telly on my head while trying to retrieve my toy dart gun from behind it. I felt myself slipping so grabbed the telly and down it went on top of me. 5 stitches later i moved on with my life
3)Not got out of the way of a mattress that was falling down the stairs. This knocked me out the hall window into the garden. Passers by thinking WFT!
4)Went temporarily blind from jumping from the top floor bannister onto a pile of cushions*

*I missed the cushions

Theres also numerous bad decisions you make over the years like getting with hood rats etc but no more or less than the next man

Overall im quite clumsy, spilling things, tripping over stuff etc. But i still consider myself above average on account of punching above my weight in most things in life. :pac:

delllat · 02-06-2009 4:22pm

when i was young and had no sense ,
ripped my balls on a barbed wire fence

:eek:

Lorrs33 · 02-06-2009 4:23pm

My friends and I had time to kill in college before our next class, so we went into an empty lecture hall and tried to watch a DVD on the projection screen. We sat down on the chairs whilst the guys switched on the computer and I thought I'd be cool by putting my feet up on the desk. Almost as soon as I did, I heard a loud ripping sound. The bum of my trousers had split. I could just about cover it up with my shirt wrapped around my waist, but I asked my parents to pick me up to save me the long, embarrassing journey home

Maddison · 02-06-2009 4:27pm

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Repeated incidents is never a good thing :pac:

Yeah but Its just a habit ive built up through ringing peoples mobiles......Id ask you where you are if I rang your house phone lol!

ccosgrave · 02-06-2009 4:41pm

veryangryman wrote: »

3)Not got out of the way of a mattress that was falling down the stairs. This knocked me out the hall window into the garden. Passers by thinking WFT!

haha, I love it. great story.

dlambirl · 02-06-2009 4:57pm

Maddison wrote: »

Not so stupid.....mabey just blonde...
I always manage to ring my sisters house phone & when she answers Ill ask ''where are ya?''duhhh house phone might be the answer!
Another time I went to the pass machine took the money & left the card in the machine.....
Also there was the time when the gardai stopped me for breaking the light & mister garda asked me did i realise i had broke the light & my response was ''but I didnt look at the lights i was following the car in front''2 penalty points , 80 euro fine & a near dangerous driving conviction

Dont you have to take your atm card out first before your money comes out??

Stupidest thing you ever done?

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