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Arrested for sexing@!

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    #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Normally i'd have sympathy for them, but they were warned earlier in the day. So in fact i hope they get lots of sexy time in prison!

    Idiots.


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    Jet Black
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    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.


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    peanuthead
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    well they did come from a "champagne-fuelled brunch"


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    Sharpshooter
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    Thats what you get for having a Luxury "Sex on The Beach" cocktail.


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    Latchy
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    Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to


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    brianthebard
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    latchyco wrote: »
    Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to

    I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?


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    MagicMarker
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    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.
    Meh, i would.

    Waste not want not;)


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    #9
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Named and shamed. What will the neighbours say?!

    Very embarrassing coming home....


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    #10
    Ruu_Old
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    He was probably using the penis cream treatment when she was just "lying on top of him". Misunderstood I'm sure. :/


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brianthebard wrote: »
    I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?
    but are those rules enforced like this in this case ? I dont think so .Go into any public park in ireland or uk at any time of the day and you will see lovers doing what lovers do .And i seen enough open sex abroad on beaches without a cop in sight ,but they were not muslim countries .


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    Kinetic^
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    Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!


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    MagicMarker
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    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!
    They were using one of those loungers! It probably even had a cushion.

    Now THAT'S living the high life!


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    Overheal
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    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20


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    MagicMarker
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    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.


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    Overheal
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.
    Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!
    Poor girl and guy were obiously gagging for it and it was probably the thrill of maybe getting caught to .

    She has fcuk me written all over her face .


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    MagicMarker
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass.
    I don't discriminate anyway, i like snooker.


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    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.

    :D lol!

    i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)


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    MagicMarker
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    pebbles21 wrote: »
    :D lol!

    i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)
    Depends, could have fouled and potted both, while using the rest.


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    Simi
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    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20

    Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D


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    MagicMarker
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    Simi wrote: »
    The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D

    Err... she's also about 10 years old.

    Whatever floats yer boat though.


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    Kintarō Hattori
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    Simi wrote: »
    Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D

    Ehh as pointed out, she's about 10!!!


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    Overheal
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    It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.


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    brendansmith
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    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.


    Shes nice lookin!

    I dont see the problem!:confused:


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Shes nice lookin!

    I dont see the problem!:confused:
    The problem is her clitoris is as big as a terry's chocolate orange! :eek:

    Don't tap it, whack it!


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    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,975 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Overheal wrote: »
    It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.

    Oh I think most people would pick up on that but we're focusing on Simis remark..... a little scary.


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    Overheal
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    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Oh I think most people would pick up on that
    with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:


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    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Overheal wrote: »
    with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:

    Quite you!
    You caused enough trouble with your bitch comment!!

    "now i wont have to blow my load on her face' - What the hell were you thinking???

    ========@
    :eek:


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    #30
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,988 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I was thinking of recanting my face-shooting ways and helping my better half fight breast cancer. duh.


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    White_Feather
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    was listening to this on spin talk today and apparently they only met that day!in fairness, they seem to both suit eachother, they're both bet down!


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