Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose wrote: »

Still not with you chief. I knock 50 shades out of no-one who isn't looking for it!

Christian grey from 50 shades lol, into the spanking and all that! Don't mind me I'm just hyper today

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that I have the most disgusting thoughts. For example, in a restaurant now - wondering if people in the kitchen ever cum in the detergent part of the dishwasher and wash the plates in baby batter. Put me right off eating the rest of my food

I know a guy who got sacked for sticking his mickey in the bacon slicer, mind you they sacked the bacon slicer as well:D

My hands are getting wrinkly. I don't want Madonna hands

KatW4

Our new kitten has scratched my jeans and left lots of marks!

But she is sooooo cute!!!

Rubberlegs

Rosie Rant wrote: »

My hands are getting wrinkly. I don't want Madonna hands .

Ugh, I have Madonna hands. My hands have always looked years older than the rest of me, they have very prominent veins which makes them look wrinkly. I have my mother's and nanny's hands, they remind me of little brown kippers

Ever since I was really young, I've been mad interested in true crime, my Dad was too, and his Dad before him. I can remember hiding out in my Grandad's shed with a pile of True Detective magazines, I must have only been about 8. Nowadays I'm spoilt for choice with crime channels on the TV. My TA is as I get older the stories are really getting to me, to the point of giving me weird dreams, and generally sticking in my head. It's like being scared of something but you can't stop yourself from looking at it

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I know a guy who got sacked for sticking his mickey in the bacon slicer, mind you they sacked the bacon slicer as well:D

So they should, the brazen yoke!

73Cat wrote: »

Ugh, I have Madonna hands. My hands have always looked years older than the rest of me, they have very prominent veins which makes them look wrinkly...

Only one cure for that, chief - wash your hands in baby-batter.

I bet people's insides must look very youthful then

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I bet people's insides must look very youthful then

Jizz-o-Matic - a hundred different uses!!

I'm a good girl Jim, I wouldnt know about that

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm a good girl Jim, I wouldnt know about that

You are yeah, fantasizing about fellas spurting into the sink in the restaurant kitchen. G'wan our' dat!

curioser

jimgoose wrote: »

Only one cure for that, chief - wash your hands in baby-batter.

Ha ha, must always read carefully - glanced quickly and saw "wash your hands in baby-sitter".

TA - why can't I meet channing Tatum and marry his beautiful face

How cool is my tshirt for tomorrow though?
http://s16.postimg.org/mwna5fgph/image.jpg

Why Channing Tatum, though? So many girls are going on about how devastatingly roidable he is, but I don't get it! Is it like that black and blue/ white and gold dress EVERYONE is TAingly sharing on Facebook? Am I just not seeing what everyone else sees? When I look at pictures of him I just see a tw@. I actually looked at him again there to give him another chance and - yep, still a tw@.

He's a beaut. God he's beautiful. Him and Bressie, rawr

eternal

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He's a beaut. God he's beautiful. Him and Bressie, rawr

Savage body and dancer, decent actor and cute face. He's nice.

Colser

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He's a beaut. God he's beautiful. Him and Bressie, rawr

Get in line Lexie...:D

Colser wrote: »

Get in line Lexie...:D

I am C, hope you're not too lonely at the back!!

I think I just don't like Mr Tatum because I don't like muscly men. Why? I don't know.

Which reminds me of a TA - those absolute tw@s in the gym that just sit on the weight-lifting benches for ages, staring hungrily at their reflections in the mirror, looking like they actually want to have their wicked way with themselves. No doubt the muscles on one arm are WAY bigger than the ones on the other. And when they actually do "pump iron", they make these ridiculously loud extended grunting noises. I understand that it takes some serious effort and that is admirable, but do they have to sound like they're taking the world's biggest sh*t?!

Lmii goes for that whole muscley thing too but it's nowhere near as impressive. E for effort :mad:

Bruce Lee - now there was an impressive muscly man. In The Way of The Dragon, when he's preparing to fight Chuck Norris (best martial arts fight scene ever) he stretches and flexes and bends and kicks, showing off how every muscle is honed to perfection and showing how flexible he is. Every time I've watched it I'm impressed. Except for when he stretches his shoulder muscles and they pop out cat-like. That makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

eisenberg1

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Bruce Lee - now there was an impressive muscly man. In The Way of The Dragon, when he's preparing to fight Chuck Norris (best martial arts fight scene ever) he stretches and flexes and bends and kicks, showing off how every muscle is honed to perfection and showing how flexible he is. Every time I've watched it I'm impressed. Except for when he stretches his shoulder muscles and they pop out cat-like. That makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Showing your age now::D

Menas

Its a lovely morning folks, sun is shining, not too cold. TA that I have nothing to grumble about. Yet.

dubstarr

I think with Channing Tatum ,hes good looking and has muscles but there is just something off about him.Hes not as good looking as he should have been.I cant put my finger on it.