Lingua Franca wrote: » I'd rather you were able to simply communicate. Once again, what was so ridiculous about my post that you had to post three roll eyes emoticons as your response? You went back and edited your post, so even you realised how odd it was.
gozunda wrote: » But yes whole thread is ridiculous my dear!
The emoticons were included principally because of your questions /confusion about emoticons and as a sample of the type of emoticons used!
You didn't seem to understand that either so I then clearly added an edit which explained the use of emoticons
Maybe it's a country specific type thing but emoticon use is an generally accepted device on this forum. My aplogies if you don't like them
Lingua Franca wrote: » Call my arse shmelly again and I will detail my personal hygiene regime. In great detail.
katemarch wrote: » Adding a helpful note to that most informative little movie: If you don't wish to - or have time to - to remove all clothing below the waist, then just pull down as if to use the loo, and pant-wearers face outwards while skirt-wearers may face inwards. Try it and see. Bidets are also dead useful for washing your feet.
Lingua Franca wrote: » No pics, this is AH!
Lingua Franca wrote: » I noticed that when I read the OP You mean the emoticons you used well before I asked you why you had to respond to me in emoticons? If you go back and read through the thread, this thread is about how people are supposedly Neanderthals for not having bidets and toilets wipes. You don't get to rewrite it (apart from all the edits!) to suit yourself. It's all there in black and white and emoticons and edits.No, you went back and edited out all the emoticons that made your response to me look so very ridiculous after I pointed it out to you. I have no problem with emoticons, just with people who cannot communicate without them. I've asked you several times to elucidate on topic and you keep responding with either emoticons or discussion about emoticons.For the third time, what was so... you know what, never mind. I don't think you understand how internet discussion forums work. Please, do continue blathering about emoticons instead of discussing the OP. It's fascinating.
DoYouEvenLift wrote: » Heyyy, stop calling my thread ridiculous just because yer two shmelly arses!
gozunda wrote: » The emoticons were put where I meant them to go. If you don't understand the use of emoticons and the explanation provided I really can't help you. You appear to be looking for an argument from either me or the OP on any pretext :rolleyes: No can't do its against the forum charter sorry. But yes the whole thread is hilarious and ridiculous. Get that? :mad: :pac: Bye ....
Pinch Flat wrote: » I turn my under pants inside out every now and again. As long as you remember it's: "Yellow to the front, brown to the back" You'll be grand
MadsL wrote: » My parents, now in their eighties installed a Japanese style toilet complete with arse sprinkler and hot air dryer, I was like WTF! They explained that having nursed elderly parents through the messy years, they had no will to inflict that on each other nor us the kids. Smart thinking.
iDave wrote: » So its come to this...we're talking about sh1t
Lingua Franca wrote: » I'd actually love a butt hose.
DoomZ wrote: » Is using newspaper to wipe my hole make me 'classier' ?
