ziedth wrote: » almost 12 years later I still cringe thinking about this one it's slightly graphic: I started college shall we say on the inexperienced side. Had the one girlfriend on/off since I was 15 and with no internet in the Waterford countryside I was limited to quickies in her car so I didn't know anything outside the basics. Anyway, young and single I somehow punched well above my weight and pulled a older fairly deadly (but obviously much more experienced) girl on our first class night out stuff done to me on the taxi back to hers that made me weak I thought I was onto a night of my life. Fast forward a bit and we in her room and she says the words that haunt me to this day "eat my arsehole" panic sets in as I have No idea what the hell she is talking about outside of it involving her bum. I stand there for a good 30 seconds like Sherlock trying to think of all the various things she could mean. In the end she said get a move on and to this day I don't know why but I blame the drink and panic I go over and bite her arse like a horse eating an apple. She screams and is like what the **** are you doing and is crying from the shock/pain and kicks me out straight away. Never got near her again to her credit I don't think she told anyone else in the class and she was laughing about it a few days later and said there was a massive bruise/bite mark, we actually became pretty good friends while she was in college till she left.
anto9 wrote: » Would rather not ,as i know the predictable replies .OK ,back on topic then ,here is a little story .:cool: My first time in London ,as a young immigrant from Ireland (when times were bad .Long ago ,but not as far back as the Famine lol)) .Was wandering around the West End of London ,and came upon Piccadilly Circus .Had the map out and looked like a typical tourist .(though i was not ).This middle aged man got talking ,asking if he could help . Turns out he was from rural Ireland somewhere .We had a coffee ,and then he suggested if i had nothing on he would pay for us both to see a movie .During the Movie he put his hand on my knee ,and then started rubbing my leg ...........and then i just got up and left .( a bit of an anti climax i know) .Later i found out about the reputation of Piccadilly for Rent boys and Gays in general .:eek:
adam88 wrote: » Anto9 start a new thread Id say they'd be a bit of discussion on the matter
Sauve wrote: » Anto9, you really need to stop dragging this thread off topic or you won't be permitted to post in it
anto9 wrote: » http://youtu.be/ic8oUFN1M3s Video of some Ladyboys in Walking street Pattaya .If video gone just search >>Pattaya ladyboys-warning<<..............who would not be tempted after a skinful ???
Heavy Pierre wrote: » A mate of mine went out with a scotch bird who was into fruit and veg insertions. As time went by the sizes grew larger and larger. Eventually she wanted him to join in as in ride her while she had a cucumber in her bum-bum and he had a nana in his bum-bum. He fled a mile after that conversation.
Sheep Lover wrote: » A girl touched my willy once, it made me giggle.
anto9 wrote: » Come up with a story mate ,you can just make it up if necessary ,none of the wise kunts on here will know the difference .lol.
Tilly wrote: » Is this not the story thread anymore?
anto9 wrote: » I live now for several years in Asia .Before i got married i had quite a wild sex life here for a few years .(in Ireland i lived like a ,i was going to say priest lol ,but Monk would be a better analogy ) .What i have noticed over here is the amount of Trannys/Ladyboys are growing in huge amounts in the last 10 years .There must be a demand for them .
rusty cole wrote: » not the same really. we are programmed as straight men to find curves, bewbs, ass, soft skin, slim waists, etc etc all inherently female traits, attractive. The question becomes, does having a dick pose a sexual or moral dilemma for us!! 99% say yes as you just go get a real woman. but some are ok to hammer away. I'd be asking questions of myself If I am turned on by the men in the communal gym showers now!! I see the former as somewhat of a fetish, something I think we all may have but have not yet discovered. or maybe I'm rambling I dunno!!
anto9 wrote: » I am not quite up to the lad who indicated that he can become GAY after a skinful .lol
rusty cole wrote: » give'em an A for honesty c'mon lads!!!
anto9 wrote: » Sorry ,but grammar and spelling Nazis ,get to me .There are far more important things in life . :rolleyes:The L.B story was real by the way .( and they really know how to suck cock properly .They could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol).
humanji wrote: » Will you two give it a rest?
blackwhite wrote: » Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.
adam88 wrote: » Haha. Ive seen it happen
anto9 wrote: » Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:
kunst nugget wrote: » Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…
anto9 wrote: » Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?
adam88 wrote: » No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough
adam88 wrote: » Your actually being serious about that ain't you
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