pone2012 wrote: » First time i had sex with my now ex gf I was a few days off a fight so i was cutting weight pretty well (about 10% bf) It was the first time in a few months for me..so we literally had a marathon session (from 10pm-5am) about halfway through I reached into my bag and pulled out a tin of tuna and a tupperware of brocolli and began to chow down im glad she saw the funny side to it, funny enough my dedication appeared to arouse her! :P still cant believe i did that
canonball5 wrote: » I was initally relieved, the thought had entered my head that I was actually that good in bed that her arm fell off!!
canonball5 wrote: » I had to ride her the weekend after, I didn't want her to think I was racist!
podgemonster wrote: » When I was 17, the girlfriend drove over to my house in the back of beyond one night. My parents were out. As we rarely had this opportunity we proceeded with haste to the bedroom. After plenty of teen dry humping, we both drop our undergarments and I roll on a condom. Just as we are about to attempt entry I hear the familiar sound of tyres on gravel and realize we have visitors. With lightning speed we dress and head to the kitchen. We are sitting casually by the kitchen table where we politely greet my Mother. I make tea and make casual conversation with them both. Eventually my GF decides she will head home and I walk her out to her car, as she's a bit nervous about our dog. We embrace and I apologize for my mothers interruption and see her on her way. I return in and resume conversation with the Mammy. Sometime during our chat I realize I never took off the condom and discreetly check to see if it was still in it's original place. It was gone. While remaining composed on the outside, inside I was panicking. My eyes scanned the kitchen where I had been making tea, i looked down the hall too, nothing. I starting strolling round the kitchen looking at the chairs. My mother now is beginning to notice my distraction. I made an excuse and decide to check outside where I walked my GF to the car. But there was nothing there except the dog. Looking up at me and chewing on something. I came back in and then it hit me. The Dog! I open the door and again and there he was, our pure bred Spaniel munching on a condom. As I approached, the Dog ran off and I left it as a lost cause. Now fully confident and relieved that my mother didn't find a condom on the Kitchen floor. I was in the clear. Until 2 days later when the dog shát the condom out on the back porch and my mother found it.
anto9 wrote: » Had a Ladyboy one night stand ,ask me '' if i loved her'' W.T.F ....LOL.
anto9 wrote: » Thats the best story by far so far .lol
dinorebel wrote: » Pulled a girl while on a mates stag night ended up back at her place had some drunken sex then got woken up an hour or so later by the girls screams.Had got up for a piss and somehow managed to do the deed in her underwear drawer not my finest hour.
bear1 wrote: » Sounds a bit like that Inbetweeners episode
bear1 wrote: » You banged a shemale? LOL!
kunst nugget wrote: » Who was she referring to? Because if they were asking if you loved them surely they would have referred to themselves in the first person, i.e. 'Do you love me?'
anto9 wrote: » No ,a Tranny banged me lol (in reality it was just a B.J.C.I.M.:D)
adam88 wrote: » Bjcim ????
Ash.J.Williams wrote: » he paid a bloke to allow him to do a sex wee in his mouth i guess?
anto9 wrote: » Bloke ?........No Tranny .( person who looks better looking and more Feminine than most average women ,i.e,big boobs and arse ,thick long hair ) but has a Cock .:p
anto9 wrote: » on reflection i should have said ,B.B.B.J.C.I.M. (BARE BACK BLOW JOB CUM IN MOUTH .LOL
anto9 wrote: » Bloke ?........No Tranny ,not a cross dressing man .( tranny .. person who looks better looking and more Feminine than most average women ,i.e,big boobs and arse ,thick long hair ) but has a Cock .:p ..and yes i paid .About the same as what a Cinema ticket costs in Ireland .
anto9 wrote: » >>Would a genuine woman not have been cheaper?<< Sex with my wife works out far more expensive in the long run ,(she is not a Tranny B.T.W ) .
