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Staying in a hotel

Fr_Dougal

So what's your favourite part of staying in a hotel?

I'm away with work now and I've put all my drink"s down to a colleagues room, he's a bit of a goodies two shoes so I don't feel bad at all. So what do you like most about staying over in a hotel?

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CantonasCollar

Herself doesn't trust me to sit in the bar and not over indulge while she gets ready for dinner, so I have become quite accustomed to ringing room service and having them bring me up a few beers which I enjoy whilst reclined on top of thebed.

This is frowned upon at home.

gramar

The Master wrote: »

We were promised pics of this huge breakfast

Plenty of jam anyway...take those with you!

anncoates

Having a bar in the same building as your bed.

blackwhite

scudzilla wrote: »

Phone reception and tell them you've just found out you have a very early meeting and you'll need a wake up call st 5am, give your friends room number, don that one a few times

Hotel receptions can normally tell what room you are dialing from - I can't imagine that they'd pay too much notice to scudzilla in room 124 requesting an alarm call for room 148.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I'm a big fan of the Linton Travel Tavern as it's equi-distant between London and Norwich.

bonzodog2

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Heading home with a new kettle, mirror, duvet, towels, toilet seat, bulbs and batteries.

They do complimentary batteries in hotels now? What size?

gramar

bonzodog2 wrote: »

They do complimentary batteries in hotels now? What size?

Yeah, in case your dildo runs low.

TV and air con remotes would be obvious targets for batteries I'd say.

The One Doctor

Lalealea wrote: »

Just one thing. Forgive me please, but why was there plasma in the toilet?

Perhaps the toilet was converted into a high energy physics lab?

Sinister Kid

TheZohan wrote: »

So what's your favourite part of staying in a hotel?

Jumping on the bed

yipeeeee

The amount germs from 1000s of people in a hotel room is staggering.

Especially the remote controls.

I'd say the carpet is covered in a lot of man juice..

Cupcake_Crisis

gramar wrote: »

Yeah, in case your dildo runs low.

You shouldn't put batteries in your dildo. You'll break it.

[Deleted User]

I have spent a fair bit of time in hotels due to a job I took about a year ago.

In the beginning it was such a novelty and I really enjoyed using everything that came with the room, the teas, coffees, shampoo and shower gels. I used them even if I didn't really want to, just so I could feel like I got my money's worth (even though I wasn't paying, my company was).

Now I feel numb and weary staying in a hotel, it's become just "that place after work where my bed is" and doesn't have the same novelty at all....

Molester Stallone II

Egginacup wrote: »

Best hotels to stay in are airport hotels at major hubs preferably at the weekend.
The bar is always packed with cabin crew babes from Emirates, BA, Singapore, Lufthansa, etc who all have their own rooms, a 24 hour layover and the knowledge that they will never see you again after what happens that night.

You've been at the Mill's and Boone books again

nidgeweaseal

Taking a big ****e in the bed before I leave.

Son Of A Vidic

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Ive stayed in hotels for work related business before and there was something so relaxing about finishing work and heading back by yourself to a nice quite cossy room with a big bed and tv and no one around you.

Staying in quality hotels and ordering the best from the menu. Then passing the expense onto the company :cool:. Oh I do miss all that since I became my own boss.

Areyouwell

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Checkout at 4pm.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

mark_jmc

gramar wrote: »

Bidet jaysus!

Tzardine wrote: »

I am writing this from a hotel in Bilbao and without a shadow of a doubt, the best thing about staying in a hotel (outside of Ireland) is the ass washer !!

If it was a really fancy hotel in Bilbao the ass washer could have been called Jose

branie2

Reading the Gideon Bible

daveyeh

KungPao wrote: »

Pulling back the sheets to discover the horrors that lie beneath.

Creating the horrors

Molester Stallone II

branie2 wrote: »

Reading the Gideon Bible

**** into the Gideon bible

mfceiling

mark_jmc wrote: »

If it was a really fancy hotel in Bilbao the ass washer could have been called Jose

His brother works there - hose b...

[Deleted User]

I'm currently living in an apartment with just a shower room, no tub. So the best thing about nice hotels is the big soaking tub. I'd love a nice bath now.

Molester Stallone II

Candie wrote: »

I'm currently living in an apartment with just a shower room, no tub. So the best thing about nice hotels is the big soaking tub. I'd love a nice bath now.

You could do with one and all

freshpopcorn

Whatever you do, don't use the glasses in the room/bathroom.

Joe Duffy..

Favorite part of staying in a hotel for me is getting the ride, and cleaning the cock with the curtains.

El Weirdo

Joe Duffy.. wrote: »

Favorite part of staying in a hotel for me is getting the ride, and cleaning the cock with the curtains.

Ah, the zuffle.

Schwiiing

Apparently, the most spunk covered things in the world are hotel room remote controls.

Apart from yore Ma's tits.

kissmequick

I was going to say how soft the beds are, but ........

Larianne

I used the bidet as a foot cooler post lots of walking around Rome.

There was a TV in the bathroom also

I think the best part of staying in a hotel is not having to make the bed

smurfjed

Our company policy is that one of us gets a suite whenever we have layovers, some of that asian hotels that we have used are bloody amazing, sad thing is that we are banned from shagging any of our colleagues