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Cork Is offically Cooler than Dublin

Specialun

MTV is coming to cork in a few months it seems. MTV claimed they had no interest in going to the Capital unless they were looking for heroin or a skanger accent ( Unconfirmed reports of this statement)

Link: http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/entertainment/two-megastars-promised-as-mtv-comes-to-cork-643094.html

Will the superstars be crystal swing..or maybe jedward..

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Matt_Trakker

If I thought MTV was cool I'd procure the closest shotgun and blow my brains out while jumping off the highest bridge over the deepest river I could find.

Dyr

Is MTV still going? You're welcome to 'em Cawrk, Maybe they'll get John Spillane to sing a wee song.

boggers innit?

ScumLord

MTV Music channel? Isn't that a bit like saying ATM machine?

c_man

ScumLord wrote: »

Isn't that a bit like saying ATM machine?

No, not if you're referring to your girlfriend.

AnonoBoy

Lapin wrote: »

It went off the radar for a while.

But like Jennifer Lopez, Bobby Ewing and Milk of Magnesia, its making a comeback !

Funny, I hadn't noticed any of them had ever gone away.

kfallon

The Backwards Man wrote: »

And Davina Mc Call was just the girl that made the tea, good times.

She was some pain in the hole on MTV I tell ya! Tried to be 'zany' but came across as just an annoying geebag!

Lapin

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Funny, I hadn't noticed any of them had ever gone away.

Where have you been these last few years?

Everyone knows Bobby Ewing made a shock return.

Zebra3

Using the word cool to describe something as being great.

What year is it?

DrumSteve

If Richard Blackwood ain't on it, count me out.

holystungun9

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The last time I watched MTV Ray Cokes was still presenting. That's the MTV I know, and it was cool as fcuk.

Yes. So yes. Ray was hilarious.

kfallon

DrumSteve wrote: »

If Richard Blackwood ain't on it, count me out.

He was about as funny as a kick in the bollix!

AnonoBoy

kfallon wrote: »

He was about as funny as a kick in the bollix!

Always classic!

fleet_admiral

Specialun wrote: »

MTV is coming to cork in a few months it seems. MTV claimed they had no interest in going to the Capital unless they were looking for heroin or a skanger accent ( Unconfirmed reports of this statement)

Link: http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/entertainment/two-megastars-promised-as-mtv-comes-to-cork-643094.html

Will the superstars be crystal swing..or maybe jedward..

So there is no Heroin problem in Cark? I never thought I would hear myself say this but I would take a flat Dublin accent day over the Cark accent any day

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Cork.....Kerrymen with shoes.

rubadub

I wonder if there will be many subtitles if talking to locals, or will they just omit interviews with thick accents.

The "music" is gone from the main MTV channel, should be Mindless TV. Literally not a single music program on today

THURSDAY 25 SEP
00:00Jersey Shore
01:00Geordie Shore
02:00Geordie Shore
02:45MTV Cribs
03:00Teleshopping
06:00Cribs
06:20Teen Cribs
06:45Teen Cribs
07:10Teen Mom 2
08:00Time's Up
08:30Time's Up
09:00Teen Mom 3
10:00Ex On The Beach
10:30Ex On The Beach
11:00Young and Married
12:00Teen Mom 2
13:00Catfish: The TV Show
14:00Catfish: The TV Show
15:00Catfish: The TV Show
16:00Catfish: The TV Show
17:00Catfish: The TV Show
18:00Catfish: The TV Show
19:00Catfish: The TV Show
20:00Teen Mom 2
21:00Scrubbing In
22:00Faking It
22:30Awkward
23:00Virgin Territory

Read more at http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv#LemZF1jL23Gv4iKk.99

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Read the title and thought it was about Cork finally getting cable tv coverage

Tarzana

Lapin wrote: »

Galway is too cool for MTV.

Cork and Dublin are welcome to that shíte.

Galway isn't cool, neither is MTV. The two would suit each other very well!

Specialun

nm wrote: »

Read the title and thought it was about Cork finally getting cable tv coverage

Who calls it cable? Are you American dude

Davarus Walrus

I find the Cork accent mentally distressing to listen to. I can't watch the Sunday Game because Donal Cusack is on it with that accent. And I'm strongly considering leaving Electric Ireland after ringing their call centre and dealing with someone with a Cork accent so high-pitched it almost ruptured my eardrum.

Shakespeare's Sister

fleet_admiral wrote: »

So there is no Heroin problem in Cark? I never thought I would hear myself say this but I would take a flat Dublin accent day over the Cark accent any day

Weirdly heroin wasn't much of a problem in cork while it was ravaging Dublin and other parts of the country, but it's seen a big increase there now.

Dyr

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

I find the Cork accent mentally distressing to listen to. I can't watch the Sunday Game because Donal Cusack is on it with that accent. And I'm strongly considering leaving Electric Ireland after ringing their call centre and dealing with someone with a Cork accent so high-pitched it almost ruptured my eardrum.

Downol Oogues accent is alright as cork accents go

Birneybau

They'll be getting Levis jeans and Nike shoes next.

Jimoslimos

Has this claim been verified by MET Éireann yet?

Vincent Vega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmPfUUZkK74

I miss the old mtv

KungPao

Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »

Weirdly heroin wasn't much of a problem in cork while it was ravaging Dublin and other parts of the country, but it's seen a big increase there now.

As a Dubliner who lived in Cork city for a couple of years, I'd agree.

One thing that struck me though on the streets of Cork, were the number of down and outs who are 'fond of the drink'. Seemed to be very many of them (relating to the population).

Don't really recall seeing many junkies like you'd see in Dublin, but lots of older men with drink problems.

zetalambda

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

That event goes to Plymouth and Derry before Cork.

This puts Dublin in the category of non-MTV-crash-event cities like Rio, London and Tokyo.

Ah hahaha hahaha ahahaha ahaha ahahaaa:D

MTV crashes also did events in Manchester and Glasgow which are both more than twice the size of Dublin.

Let's stick to facts and give the bullshit a rest.

The Diabolical Monocle

rubadub wrote: »

THURSDAY 25 SEP
00:00Jersey Shore
01:00Geordie Shore
02:00Geordie Shore
02:45MTV Cribs
03:00Teleshopping
06:00Cribs
06:20Teen Cribs
06:45Teen Cribs
07:10Teen Mom 2
08:00Time's Up
08:30Time's Up
09:00Teen Mom 3
10:00Ex On The Beach
10:30Ex On The Beach
11:00Young and Married
12:00Teen Mom 2
13:00Catfish: The TV Show
14:00Catfish: The TV Show
15:00Catfish: The TV Show
16:00Catfish: The TV Show
17:00Catfish: The TV Show
18:00Catfish: The TV Show
19:00Catfish: The TV Show
20:00Teen Mom 2
21:00Scrubbing In
22:00Faking It
22:30Awkward
23:00Virgin Territory

Read more at http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv#LemZF1jL23Gv4iKk.99

oh dear god no.

somebody let me out of here

helllllllpp

HEEELLP

Maximus Alexander

There's literally nothing less cool than being concerned about how cool you are.

jill_valentine

120 Minutes ftw.

Totally Tropical

I'd say the begrudgers and naysayers are out in force here!Them Dubs are a very insecure and clannish bunch of people all the same.:D