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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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rawn

Edible panties with free icing.

Zed Bank

So recently I freed myself from the shackles of Facebook. I permanently deleted my account (not deactivated, if your going to do something, do it right) and I've been enjoying my social media free life since.

I mean honestly what's the point of it? I don't feel the need to share every aspect of my life with the world, I had around a thousand friends (990 of which I don't even properly know)

I honestly could give less of a ****e if Mary is sick and John is happy. It's nothing but a tool for narcissistic droolies to take 'selfies' of themselves and look for attention.

Sure, it was great when I was 15 and acting the nob on it, but it's nothing but a marketing tool and i'm not falling for the gimmick anymore.

Rant over :P anyone feel the same way?

PizzamanIRL

Zed Bank wrote: »

So recently I freed myself from the shackles of Facebook. I permanently deleted my account (not deactivated, if your going to do something, do it right) and I've been enjoying my social media free life since.

I mean honestly what's the point of it? I don't feel the need to share every aspect of my life with the world, I had around a thousand friends (990 of which I don't even properly know)

I honestly could give less of a ****e if Mary is sick and John is happy. It's nothing but a tool for narcissistic droolies to take 'selfies' of themselves and look for attention.

Sure, it was great when I was 15 and acting the nob on it, but it's nothing but a marketing tool and i'm not falling for the gimmick anymore.

Rant over :P anyone feel the same way?

Don't think for one second that boards is going to be your new Facebook.
Or else.

Zed Bank

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Don't think for one second that boards is going to be your new Facebook.
Or else.

Just one aspect :O

mfceiling

Zed Bank wrote: »

So recently I freed myself from the shackles of Facebook. I permanently deleted my account (not deactivated, if your going to do something, do it right) and I've been enjoying my social media free life since.

I mean honestly what's the point of it? I don't feel the need to share every aspect of my life with the world, I had around a thousand friends (990 of which I don't even properly know)

I honestly could give less of a ****e if Mary is sick and John is happy. It's nothing but a tool for narcissistic droolies to take 'selfies' of themselves and look for attention.

Sure, it was great when I was 15 and acting the nob on it, but it's nothing but a marketing tool and i'm not falling for the gimmick anymore.

Rant over :P anyone feel the same way?

Fair play...

desultory

I find it odd that people let something like facebook take over their lives to the extent they feel the need to delete it completely

Wilberto

Zed Bank wrote: »

I mean honestly what's the point of it? I don't feel the need to share every aspect of my life with the world, I had around a thousand friends (990 of which I don't even properly know)

This is your problem right here. Facebook is never going to look good to you if you have 990 strangers putting up meaningless statuses that pop up on your wall.

However, if you keep it to a list of just your real life friends, you'll figure out that it's actually quite a handy tool for staying in contact with your real life friends, especially if you've recently emigrated. If that means only having 10 Facebook friends then so be it.

As I said, Facebook is a useful tool, but unfortunately, it's the tools that are on it that make it useless!

sligojoek

Wilberto wrote: »

This is your problem right here. Facebook is never going to look good to you if you have 990 strangers putting up meaningless statuses that pop up on your wall.

However, if you keep it to a list of just your real life friends, you'll figure out that it's actually quite a handy tool for staying in contact with your real life friends, especially if you've recently emigrated. If that means only having 10 Facebook friends then so be it.

As I said, Facebook is a useful tool, but unfortunately, it's the tools that are on it that make it useless!

Do you mind if I rob that?

Wilberto

sligojoek wrote: »

Do you mind if I rob that?

Do I get royalties? :P

Taylor365

Facebook to me now is just something i use to talk to distant friends i have no phone number for or don't see much. Once every 3 or 4 weeks.

It USED to be a great dating tool until i got a gf....its dangerous now :pac:

fussyonion

Saw this today:

"Buncha foreigners moved into the empty house on me road yesterday 2 black ones and der kids. Tippical of this country letting foreigners take our houses. Im on the housing list two years now and im sick waiting. Ive 3 kids and im an irish national. just going to ignore them whenever i see them. biles my blood."

Lucifer MorningStar

fussyonion wrote: »

Saw this today:

"Buncha foreigners moved into the empty house on me road yesterday 2 black ones and der kids. Tippical of this country letting foreigners take our houses. Im on the housing list two years now and im sick waiting. Ive 3 kids and im an irish national. just going to ignore them whenever i see them. biles my blood."

Bet the foreigners have better English than him

Wilberto

fussyonion wrote: »

Saw this today:

"Buncha foreigners moved into the empty house on me road yesterday 2 black ones and der kids. Tippical of this country letting foreigners take our houses. Im on the housing list two years now and im sick waiting. Ive 3 kids and im an irish national. just going to ignore them whenever i see them. biles my blood."

"Biles my blood"

It turns his/her blood into bile?? Well that can't be very healthy!

dee_mc

Wilberto wrote: »

"Biles my blood"

It turns his/her blood into bile?? Well that can't be very healthy!

I'd say they mean biles it like a kittle :P

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

Saw this today:

"Buncha foreigners moved into the empty house on me road yesterday 2 black ones and der kids. Tippical of this country letting foreigners take our houses. Im on the housing list two years now and im sick waiting. Ive 3 kids and im an irish national. just going to ignore them whenever i see them. biles my blood."

I bet that will really break their hearts

Scruffy19

Zed Bank wrote: »

So recently I freed myself from the shackles of Facebook. I permanently deleted my account (not deactivated, if your going to do something, do it right) and I've been enjoying my social media free life since.

Zed, how did you manage this? I thought bookface doesn't allow you to permanently delete your account unless your lawyer sends them a letter to have your personal information deleted of their servers?

le la rat

The amount of adds in between songs on the radio is enough to put me in a **** mood today lol

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People who whinge about the most superficial/petty things really do my head in ... The only bad thing in your life is your attitude cxxts

[Deleted User]

A selfie queen on my newsfeed has put up ''2 reel 2 be fake''.

I can think of two recent reasons why that isn't true.

allym

Omackeral wrote: »

A selfie queen on my newsfeed has put up ''2 reel 2 be fake''.

I can think of two recent reasons why that isn't true.

Boobs? I bet it's boobs

Zed Bank

Scruffy19 wrote: »

Zed, how did you manage this? I thought bookface doesn't allow you to permanently delete your account unless your lawyer sends them a letter to have your personal information deleted of their servers?

It's fairly complicated, there's steps you have to go through after you deactivate. It then gives you the option to permanently delete (although they keep still information on you). There's a waiting period of two weeks (which is a psychological move on their account to instil doubt in your mind to make you reconsider)

It's more thorough than deactivation but not by much. The main difference being you can't reopen it at a later date. Look it up online for directions.

Tardful Slakerly II

Zed Bank wrote: »

It's fairly complicated, there's steps you have to go through after you deactivate. It then gives you the option to permanently delete (although they keep still information on you). There's a waiting period of two weeks (which is a psychological move on their account to instil doubt in your mind to make you reconsider)

It's more thorough than deactivation but not by much. The main difference being you can't reopen it at a later date. Look it up online for directions.

They'll be as bad the church soon.

The Snipe

rawn wrote: »

It was Facebook. She posted another today, not a selfie, a pic of an icecream on the beach

"Happy Tuesday ☀️.
#sunny #sunshine #dublin #ireland #icecream #lovely #weather #finally #summer #ishere"

WHY THE HASHTAGS? I really don't get it. Just write a sentence!

Aye, but when if it posted on her instagram (via her phone) it will be posted on her Facebook wall too, with all her 'tags'. They are essentailly metatags, like you find websites using.

rawn

The Snipe wrote: »

Aye, but when if it posted on her instagram (via her phone) it will be posted on her Facebook wall too, with all her 'tags'. They are essentailly metatags, like you find websites using.

It wasn't via Instagram.

Quazzie

rawn wrote: »

It wasn't via Instagram.

Facebook uses hash tags too, as it has done for quiet some time. I don't see why this confuses so many people.

ronjo

Quazzie wrote: »

Facebook uses hash tags too, as it has done for quiet some time. I don't see why this confuses so many people.

Probably because it looks idiotic.

Quazzie

ronjo wrote: »

Probably because it looks idiotic.

How is it more idiotic on facebook than it is on Instagram or Twitter?

Tardful Slakerly II

Quazzie wrote: »

How is it more idiotic on facebook than it is on Instagram or Twitter?

He's being edgy! #socool

IvyTheTerrible

Quazzie wrote: »

How is it more idiotic on facebook than it is on Instagram or Twitter?

It's the way they are used that bothers me.

kunst nugget

Quazzie wrote: »

How is it more idiotic on facebook than it is on Instagram or Twitter?

#thatschinatown

Skeleton XIII

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

It's the way they are used that bothers me.

I have to admit, every person I see up to this craic goes down a little in my estimation. I know what it's for, but it's always used for the most vacuous ****e.

Another thing that irks me is the status update where certain folks have this little yoke with a smilie after whatever crap they've spouted e.g. "So much college work to do!"feelingstressed:(

Piss off, you attention seeking spa. No one cares.