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First shift/meet story

BrooklynSmith

My little brother had his first disco tonight and I over heared that he's not a fridget anymore (his friends are staying over) and it got me thinking of mine which was by no means a glorious occasion being so nervous waiting with my friend behind tesco (so classy) for some spot faced boy to stick his toungue down my throat,6 minutes later (timed by my and his friends of course) and a lot of slobber later I was no longer a fridget.Have you got any funny/embarrasing first shift stories?

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Ficheall

EdenHazard wrote: »

hahaha you clearly have same personality as me

Poor bastard.

I was 20 too. Sitting in her car at the beach, just after I'd seen my first shooting star. Terribly romantic. Got the ride a couple of weeks later too. Ah, the mammaries...

carzony

When I was 19

She just leaned over and started kissing me whilst I was waiting in a traffic jam.

I was going out with a very experienced women

Anytime She wanted to kiss i'd pull away because I wasnt sure how to do it. After a few days she got very angry with me so I had no choice, I told her i'd never kissed a girl before. She actually thought I was very innocent and cute because of it

Sad thing is it's been so long since, think i'v forgotten how to kiss again

endacl

Insect Overlord wrote: »

After a while, yeah, but nobody has the balls for that the first few times!

*Ahem*

Another element.....

Insect Overlord

endacl wrote: »

But aren't wandering hands a part of the overall experience of the 'shift', just as the kissing is another?

After a while, yeah, but nobody has the balls for that the first few times!

EdenHazard

who_me wrote: »

I was 20 (Embarrassing enough already!) yet probably a lot shier / less-world-ise than some of you at 13/14 by the sounds of things!

A female friend was trying to set me up with a friend of hers, so we all headed to a pub after college. After several drinks, I think she decided she'd have me herself, so sat down next to me. Nothing. Moved closer to me. Nothing. Held my hand. Nothing. Sat on my lap! Nothing. Put her arms around me. Nothing. Started to devour my face while tickling my appendix with her tongue, at this point I started to get a feeling something was up.

In fairness to the girl, she was true to her word and asked her friend to kiss me too, who duly obliged. What a buddy! Told her I loved her And at the time, I truly meant it..

Legend hahaha you clearly have same personality as me, we just don't get social cues like other people do.

endacl

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Jaysus. The idea of kissing for that long without letting my hands wander! :eek:

But aren't wandering hands a part of the overall experience of the 'shift', just as the kissing is another?

Insect Overlord

Rasheed wrote: »

I remember when shifts were measured in time.

Ye shifted for 15 mins??? Woooo!

Jaysus. The idea of kissing for that long without letting my hands wander! :eek:

endacl

Rasheed wrote: »

I remember when shifts were measured in time.

Ye shifted for 15 mins??? Woooo!

I have a vague memory of being able to breath through me ears all right...

Rasheed

I remember when shifts were measured in time.

Ye shifted for 15 mins??? Woooo!

endacl

Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »

Morto Scarleh!

Fixed that up there for ya!

Ace Attorney

princess-lala wrote: »

12 years old! 200 odd cars outside at 11pm!

Morto!

thalia_13

Down the tracks at the back of school, first year. Both of us as crap as each other! Slight washing machine action while both of us stood about a foot apart. Hands on each others hips, must have looked like we were trying to keep a regulation distance...
Many more shifts down the tracks as the years went on, trying to not get spotted by everyone in evening study, and the teachers!

princess-lala

12 years old! 200 odd cars outside at 11pm!

Ace Attorney

princess-lala wrote: »

After thinking about this all day I remembered!

Christmas of first year - I was never allowed go to discos before this - this boy walked over and asked would I meet him!

In there like swimwear I was until he copped a free feel! I moved his hand from my double A's and he grabbed my crotch! Queue lala headbutting him

I got more damage than him! Then both our parent's were called! It was probably junior cert before I was allowed out again!

Worst part here is my mother just reminded me of this

your parents were called to collect you from the disco :eek: jaysus that would be embarrassing

Sinfonia

princess-lala wrote: »

In there like swimwear I was until he copped a free feel! I moved his hand from my double A's and he grabbed my crotch! Queue lala headbutting him

Just like Rob in High Fidelity:
"Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breasts that I would try to touch her between her legs, a gesture that had a sort of self-parodying wit about it: It was like trying to borrow a fiver, getting turned down, and asking to borrow fifty quid instead."

princess-lala

endacl wrote: »

And the pair of ye lived happily ever after...?

Certainly not!

endacl

princess-lala wrote: »

After thinking about this all day I remembered!

Christmas of first year - I was never allowed go to discos before this - this boy walked over and asked would I meet him!

In there like swimwear I was until he copped a free feel! I moved his hand from my double A's and he grabbed my crotch! Queue lala headbutting him

I got more damage than him! Then both our parent's were called! It was probably junior cert before I was allowed out again!

Worst part here is my mother just reminded me of this

And the pair of ye lived happily ever after...?

princess-lala

After thinking about this all day I remembered!

Christmas of first year - I was never allowed go to discos before this - this boy walked over and asked would I meet him!

In there like swimwear I was until he copped a free feel! I moved his hand from my double A's and he grabbed my crotch! Queue lala headbutting him

I got more damage than him! Then both our parent's were called! It was probably junior cert before I was allowed out again!

Worst part here is my mother just reminded me of this

endacl

naughtyfox wrote: »

Im just wondering how the washing machine style became soo popular, like did some sit in front of it and go hmm I want to kiss like thhat..

There was kissin' loooooong before there were washing machines.

How do you think they got the idea for washing machines?!?

naughtyfox

endacl wrote: »

See!!! Everybody was crap at it when they were young!

Im just wondering how the washing machine style became soo popular, like did some sit in front of it and go hmm I want to kiss like thhat..

Ace Attorney

ballinagare disco in the sticks, naggin shared among 6/7 lads in a field beside the disco, into the disco then and we were in good form, the lads quickly found girls and away they went one by one I was the last one left with no one and was thinkin fck it I want to give it a go, first girl I saw walk by got a friend from school to ask her and we went at it lol, well she mauled the mouth off me ,using her teeth on my tongue I remember thinking Jesus this isnt as good as i thought it would be. :-P

Celly Smunt

travis1976 wrote: »

As regards the frigit thing, I think You'll find it's "frigid"

It's clearly frij-eh.

endacl

Rasheed wrote: »

Ha! You're man's still single. Well he's not a creature that walks on two legs anyway

Sure, maybe he's not as self-aware as you always come across as, Rasheed....

endacl

who_me wrote: »

A female friend was trying to set me up with a friend of hers, so we all headed to a pub after college. After several drinks, I think she decided she'd have me herself, so sat down next to me. Nothing. Moved closer to me. Nothing. Held my hand. Nothing. Sat on my lap! Nothing. Put her arms around me. Nothing. Started to devour my face while tickling my appendix with her tongue, at this point I started to get a feeling something was up.

I know exactly what you mean. Why do women have to be so cryptic? Why can't they just come out and say what they want? It can be so hard to tell sometimes...

Rasheed

endacl wrote: »

Ah, but who's laughing now?

How are those sheep doing these days? Still lost, or were they ...... 'mint sauced'.....?

Ha! You're man's still single. Well he's not with a creature that walks on two legs anyway

who_me

I was 20 (Embarrassing enough already!) yet probably a lot shier / less-world-ise than some of you at 13/14 by the sounds of things!

A female friend was trying to set me up with a friend of hers, so we all headed to a pub after college. After several drinks, I think she decided she'd have me herself, so sat down next to me. Nothing. Moved closer to me. Nothing. Held my hand. Nothing. Sat on my lap! Nothing. Put her arms around me. Nothing. Started to devour my face while tickling my appendix with her tongue, at this point I started to get a feeling something was up.

In fairness to the girl, she was true to her word and asked her friend to kiss me too, who duly obliged. What a buddy! Told her I loved her

And at the time, I truly meant it..

endacl

Rasheed wrote: »

Yes, thinking back, maybe I was the second choice. And me in my lovely pink wellies

Ah, but who's laughing now?

How are those sheep doing these days? Still lost, or were they ...... 'mint sauced'.....?

endacl

naughtyfox wrote: »

Was it just me or did most guys kiss like an overactive washing machine???

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

First proper meet was at Spin disco in Stillorgan aged 12. Our eyes met each other on the dance floor and we both went in for it. Haha I remember being fairly taken aback by her meeting style - like a washing machine on maximum spin cycle!

See!!! Everybody was crap at it when they were young!

Rasheed

endacl wrote: »

Well, if ye couldn't find the sheep, any port in a storm I suppose....

:P

Yes, thinking back, maybe I was the second choice. And me in my lovely pink wellies

The Pheasant2

First kiss was when I got "married" to a girl in my class at little break (wasn't a proper frenchie but more a prolonged peck on the lips - not bad for second class by any rate!)

First proper meet was at Spin disco in Stillorgan aged 12. Our eyes met each other on the dance floor and we both went in for it. Haha I remember being fairly taken aback by her meeting style - like a washing machine on maximum spin cycle!