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Is this the reason we have cats?

Krizdarkfall

A friend of mine told me that the reason we have cats is because years ago in egypt during the time of the pyramids, people used to wash there clothes in the Nile river using an ancient type of soap.

The soap would flow down the river further into africa where the tigers and lions would swim in it, the soap would then cause the tigers and lions to shrink just like clothes shrink in a wash.

And thats why we have cats?

I think it might be bull**** but maybe here is some truth to it.

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Patricide

O lawd...

The Express

Not too sure about the whole egyptian story meself, but to answer your question:

I think we have cats 'cos cats have kittens.

fonecrusher1

Robocop

twirlagig

Erm.... I have cats because I like cats...

Chuck Stone

Sounds pawsible

darrcow

i love pussy

RinkyDinkSlink

Absolutely! And if we send loads of soap to Egypt and make people wash in the rivers again then in a few years time we'll have little pet elephants too.

AnonoBoy

It's time for bed I think.

OneArt

That sounds like one of the stories I made up, like convincing my little brother cats were a type of worm.

They're descended from a type of African wildcat that was domesticated.

FesterBeatty

Did your friend wash his hair in the nile too?

alwaysadub

Bahahahaha.

bleg

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

hardCopy

twirlagig wrote: »

Erm.... I have cats because I like cats...

Eeeeeewwwwww!

Chuck Stone

Cats are the nuts. Cute furry and vicious. Love it.

OneArt

That sounds like one of those stories I made up, like the one I did to convince my little brother cats are a type of worm.

They're descended from a type of African wildcat that was domesticated.

fonecrusher1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It's time for bed I think.

But.....its friday night/saturday morning???

Super-Rush

Best thread ever.

Evade

The Nile flows Northward. The soap would end up in the Mediterranean not the middle of Africa.

EGAR

Krizdarkfall wrote: »

A friend of mine told me that the reason we have cats is because years ago in egypt during the time of the pyramids, people used to wash there clothes in the Nile river using an ancient type of soap.

The soap would flow down the river further into africa where the tigers and lions would swim in it, the soap would then cause the tigers and lions to shrink just like clothes shrink in a wash.

And thats why we have cats?

I think it might be bull**** but maybe here is some truth to it.

YES! Especially since there are so many Tigers in Africa...

housetypeb

All rivers flow toward the sea-not thousands of miles inland.

.E_C_K_S.

How many disco biscuits are you and your friend after OP?

Pherekydes

Krizdarkfall wrote: »

The soap would flow down the river further into africa where the tigers and lions would swim in it, the soap would then cause the tigers and lions to shrink just like clothes shrink in a wash.

And thats why we have cats?

I think it might be bull**** but maybe here is some truth to it.

Yes, but the Tigers were too clever. Instead of swimming in the sloppy scum they migrated to Siberia, Bengal and Sumatra.

On second thoughts, I'd like you to explain how the soap would flow further into Africa. Thanks in advance.

Blisterman

Reminds me of the time I convinced my younger brother that cats were female dogs.

Pherekydes

Evade wrote: »

The Nile flows Northward. The soap would end up in the Mediterranean not the middle of Africa.

Damn you to hell. :mad:

Pherekydes

EGAR wrote: »

YES! Especially since there are so many Tigers in Africa...

Damn you to hell, too.:mad:

Davidius

I imagine this is also where dwarfism came from.

EGAR

Pherekydes wrote: »

Damn you to hell, too.:mad:

Already there, hell is this thread

whatdoicare

LOL this thread

that's all I can say here....

EGAR

Everyone knows that cats grow in window boxes amongst onions preferably and here is the proof:

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Capt'n Midnight

you think we have cats, interesting

Q. why didn't cats invent the can opener ?

A. they domesticated one instead.

cats carry toxicplasmosis , this affects human brains, it may well be part of the taming process