Amazotheamazing wrote: » Just for future reference, ride her. She's an adult, she can take care of herself. Many years ago I had the same issue (presumably with a different girl), I didn't ride her, I regret it now, after all it's just two adults having fun.
Berty wrote: » Think about this response. When you are touching the 30 mark and look backwards and those nice and young nubile girls......................................:D:D:D:D You will think "damn, should have ridden as many as possible"(Even the FAT ONES) So just fvcking do it!!!
AskMyChocolate wrote: » I have no idea what you're amazing at Amazo; but, I'll profer a bright shiny shilling that it has nothing to do with what goes on in the hearts of men or women.
Ledger wrote: » Dont do it man. From personal experience, it just makes it harder down the road. Believe me.
Sea Sharp wrote: » Don't do it, it's not nice.
triple-M wrote: » just lash her out of it ffs!shes a woman afterall,thats what shes on this planet for
Ronin247 wrote: » P.I. ======>>>> thataway ya pair of virgins.This is A.H. The answer is based on Scuid Mhór's question is she hot
FlutterinBantam wrote: » Look son, give her a good vigorous dunting up the nipsy and stop farting about. You will know for sure in the morning. Ok..... neeeeeeext
true-or-false wrote: » Aw come on, the girl told him she's in love with him before they've even shagged. I know this is a bit of an assumption, but it's highly likely she's the type of girl who'll take a ride as a marriage proposal. They'll do the deed, he'll be all "grand so", and while he's doing the walk of shame home, thinking about the big dirty fry he needs to cure his hangover, she'll be online looking at wedding rings. He'll never get rid of her, and if he does manage to, she'll probably act like he "took advantage" and make out like he's the root of all evil even though she'd probably still let him have another poke because she hopes it will make him love her. Ugh. But yeah, just an assumption...
Alright, this is what happened. Wasn't sure if I would post it but sure here it goes. Met up at the party last night, it was our other friends party but we got sitting where there was loads of people we didn't know so we were kind of stuck with each other which felt a bit awkward at first for me. But after a couple of pints we settled in, and after a while I mentioned about last week and said in plain terms that I didn't want to be a bastard and didn't want a girlfriend. I said all the right stuff, like I valued her as a friend and I think she's a good laugh, which she is in fairness. So we both agreed to keep things the way they are. After a few more pints and at the end of the night, I got talking to her friend, I don't really know her but I'd seen her out. But anyways, she mentions that my friend likes me and would love to go out and all that. I explained what I said earlier again and hoped that be the end of it. But my friend's friend (this is getting complicated, should of invented names, lol) said my friend would be up for a **** buddy kinda deal. At first, I was like 'Hmm...', lmao. But soon went back to original idea of wanting to keep things they way they were. But here where things get ****ed up. My friend asked me to walk her home (as I often do after a night out, wouldn't like to see her getting attacked), and I end up having a few sausages she makes and having a few more drinks. Last thing I remember before my memory goes is Black Eye Pea's song 'Where is the Love?' playing on a loop. She must have set it on a loop, god only knows. I woke up this morning, head a little sore...and yep sure enough she was in the bed beside me with a wet condom beside her head. Thoughts running through my head were '****!', '****!' and 'Where is the love, y'all.'. The song was still looping outside in the sitting room, lmao. Tbh, I don't even know how I even got it up, I was fairly drunk. It was a bit awkward again when she woke up and she made me a few rashers. We had a bit of a talk over the breakfast and decided to not rush into things and talk again in the next few days, meet up or something. I thought that was the best thing to do really. It all seems a bit mad but there ya go.
dezzyd wrote: » With this much detail....... how do you know she is not actually on boards reading this right now????
Dean820 wrote: » Well, considering she doesn't know how to turn on a computer, chances are low.
medicman2009 wrote: » How can someone not remember having sex? That's virtually impossible ffs. You were either conscious therefore you would remember, or you were unconscious and would not. But if you were the latter, then nothing would 'work'. What's a wet condom btw? Was someone stirring an oul cup of tea with it or what? I've heard of a used condom but a wet one - well that's a first.
knird evol wrote: » Any minute now someones gonna post 'i call shenanigans'. then someone else is going to speculate that dean is probably 14 and hasn't left his house since late july.
Ian Beale wrote: » Oh how Brummytom wishes he was you right now
