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I want to kill an animal.

[Deleted User]

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave.. The problem is I don't have access to a gun and while I like fish, I'd rather eat a proper animal.

What would be easiest way to go about doing this? And i'm not going to eat a mouse either.

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Einhard

Strangle your housemate?

Sykk

What would Bear Grylls do?

SadieSue

You could just go to the butchers and get a 14oz steak.

dr.bollocko

Go fishing man!

brianthebard

There are hunting activity holidays available, have a google. Alternatively set a trap for a rabbit, or get in contact with someone on the shooting forum who'll bring you out hunting/lamping/pillaging.

strokemyclover

Your local park is a hive of tasty morsels right at the end of a leash

-Kim Po, Restaurant owner

kylith

Talk nice to one of the people on the hunting forum.

Or you could buy a bunny in a pet shop. You don't have to tell them you're going to eat it.

Alternatively catch a mouse and eat it. Apparently they taste really good.

ch750536

^ like he said.

easyeason3

I killed a crow today that's still stuck to the front of my car.
You're welcome to him if you want.

[Deleted User]

kylith wrote: »

Talk nice to one of the people on the hunting forum.

Or you could buy a bunny in a pet shop. You don't have to tell them you're going to eat it.

Alternatively catch a mouse and eat it. Apparently they taste really good.

The rabbit idea isn't half bad.. Read a thread on another site before where a guy raised his own pet rabbits to eat them after.

Micky Dolenz

Set a snare and catch a rabbit or hare. they are easy to skin, you can literally peel them like a banana. Tasty too, and no buck shot to worry about.

mark182

Its so simple go to any field in Ireland and do the following

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxKENjeIPuA

knird evol

If you go into Marley Park or St Annes or somewhere like that some night, dig a hole, diameter a meter, down at least a couple of meters. Place upturned highly sharpened wooden stakes at the base of the pit. Cover the opening with light branches and some leaves and dirt.
Your sure the capture and severely injure / kill a small mammal.
Or maybe a child.

alwaysadub

There's a spider here somewhere if you wanna come catch it.

You'll pass a forest where deer live on the way..

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Mink are not native to this country and are beginning to cause problems so are seen as a pest and as such it may not be a bad thing to trap one of them.
they can be easy to catch if you go to a river bank where they are reported to be. you get about 4 foot of 6 inch clay pipe and stick it into the ground at approx 70 degree angle and throw a bit of fish in the bottom. The climb in but cant get out. Dunno what they're like to eat but you could always make a nice hat

AnonoBoy

Sykk wrote: »

What would Bear Grylls do?

He'd probably go to Burger King - but make it look like he had to get through a big scary forest to get there.

Mike 1972

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave..

Any particular reason why you have to do this in Ireland ?

kylith

I'd say you could nobble a grey squirrell with a catapult, or even a trap. They're an invasive species, so you're doing the country a favour, and they're pretty yummy.

we'llallhavetea_old

definitely head over to the hunting forum, they might just let you go on a hunt with them. my dad hunts deer and always bring someone with him, he needs help getting them onto the back of the jeep, so i'd say you'll fulfill this little dreams of yours.

[Deleted User]

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Any particular reason why you have to do this in Ireland ?

Not really actually.. But I don't know much about the wildlife in asia. I don't want to have to kill an elephant or a tribesman.. Maybe I could kill a shark instead..

starbelgrade

I keep chickens. You're more than welcome to slit the throat of one or two of them if you want.

I_AmThe_Walrus

There's a few skangers around my corner.

kylith

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

There's a few skangers around my corner.

Ah, no. He'd catch something 'orrible eating them.

Dilynnio

Drive around the country roads early in the morning and pick yourself up some road kill! You will have plenty of choice from badgers to foxes to rats etc......

Google Baz's extreme world........he met some guy who did this and then froze it and ate it! He had a massive deep freezer in his house full of roadkill! Yummy!;)

losthorizon

I live in Dungarvan..... track me down you mother****er

Royal Irish

There is a guy who owns our local takeaway who catchs and kills pigeons most mornings during the week. Not sure what he does with them, but I'll ask him next time am in getting a snack box.

derfderf

Go to a farm and punch a cow to death. Lovely tender steak nom nom

Glico Man

you need a fast car and a deer crossing

*beware...video contains images of a distressing (yet somehow funny) nature* and maybe NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ0fJN10YY

Zadkiel

aaronh007 wrote: »

you need a fast car and a deer crossing

*beware...video contains images of a distressing (yet somehow funny nature)* and maybe NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ0fJN10YY

Jaysis, poor fook never came down :eek:

[Deleted User]

Crazy video...