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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

Aoife9

Sorry if this in the wrong forum or if it's been done before mods please feel free to move if you must, but I lived in the states for a few years and my yankie friends used to crack up at the sayings I had, things I didn't even think were that funny like for example; she/he had a face like a slapped arse or a bulldog sucking a bee etc.... anyway I know there are bound to be some from other counties that I haven't heard before so on a rainy dull Monday give us a laugh and post some here:)

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Wagon

Left her with a face like a painters radio.

BOHtox

suck my left one

galwayrush

The fundementals of the economy are sound...............:pac::pac::pac:

dermothickey

its nearly 11 o clock an not a child in the house washed,

Get up that stairs your dirty jezebel

head on him, the price of spuds in bulgaria(as in cheap)

neil_hosey

"couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo"..

refering to a bad hurler

dermothickey

somebody looking for something..answer "its up Jack's hole picking daisies"

tomt016

What about " im so hungry, i could eat a knackers toenail"

horseplay

i used to work on a building site with a guy that whenever he had to level something he'd look at it for a few mins and say ....

'sure its like the fridge at home .... theres fcuk all in it'

always had to laugh:D

epgc3fyqirnbsx

she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and a fanny like a badly packed kebab

EI111

instructions for bathing when we were young:
wash up as far as possible, down as far as possible, then wash possible

entropi

Tha Gopher wrote: »

If I saw a girl like the 3rd picture Id think she was packing meat and veg

You mean packing meat and VAG:p

dan, dan, dan!! wrote: »

ya Omadorn ??

Amadán you mean? basically means idiot As Gaelige:D

bigbadbear

Ill give ye a clip in the ear

Ah you're after muckin it up

I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

The show was savage
The show was deadly
The show was lethal

last night i was....
Locked
pissed
steamed
scuttered
hammered
plattic
gee-eyed
plastered
smashed
shít-faced
paralytic
ossified
slaughtered
rubbered
twisted
gargled
flutered
bladdered
tanked

god we have a lot of words for being drunk. I'm off to start a thread.........
oh there's one already up

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055156539&referrerid=59211

The next day i had a head like an accordion

An unlucky guy:

If it was raining soup he'd have a fork

ColaBeDamned

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just watching the Six One news and after a news clip played, Sharon Ni Bheolain said:

"Snared rapid" ..

What sayings make you smile?

I don't get it, is that an expression? Thanking you in advance for your explanation!

Mackman

billymitchell wrote: »

this is all a bit old hat

Aaarrah will ya geh ourra dah

sdanseo

You'll be sucking diesel and spittin' petrol - think that's an Irish one?

Wins for me if it is

Tuesday_Girl

bigbadbear wrote: »

Ill give ye a clip in the ear

Ah you're after muckin it up

I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

The show was savage
The show was deadly
The show was lethal

last night i was....
Locked
pissed
steamed
scuttered
hammered
plattic
gee-eyed

The next day i had a head like an accordion

An unlucky guy:

If it was raining soup he'd have a spoon

Shouldn't that be fork, as in he wouldn't catch any of the soup?

billymitchell

If somebody down rural limerick gets asked a question and they dont know the answer, but want to seem like they do, stock answer is :
"yera sure, you know yerself"

Never found out what "yera" is supposed to mean, yera sure I suppose somebody on here will know

neil_hosey

if id a garden full of mickeys i wouldnt let her look over the wall..

Bolag_the_2nd

id ate chips outta her knickers

Duff

I'd drag me balls through broken glass jus to **** in her shadow.

Hagar

Get a grip.

John-Holmes

WIDE as a gate.

An tSaoi

What does "Now we're sucking diesel" mean? It's been mentioned a few times.

Captain Darling

Only to be said when out foreign when caught doing something stupid by the local rozzers:

'Ah shure we're only Irish, we're great craic, hup hup...'

Whilst winking like an idiot and doing a mini Fheis on the spot.

jokettle

I'm so hungry I'd eat a farmer's arse through a hedge.

DrumSteve

do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?

DrumSteve

do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?

DrumSteve

do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?

Hagar

Yes, yes, yes.

pinky 06

she had a face like a busted bag of chips