Dave! wrote: » Probably the greatest thread ever created.
padraiggg wrote: » wow a good thing i looked on here today thanks for the things you said, dave i like your picture and good idea not to put his face on there i see you drew him in his killing hat good choice sorry for not writing more i have been busy but will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!
padraiggg wrote: » Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.
There probably was logs in the stream thought Trent, but I'm not touching them with my eyes! "haha thought Trent. Trent sat on a log. Because of his legs were tired. CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back. It was a broken twig though with a foot on it. Trent thought that was probably what broke it. He looked up the foot and up the leg the foot was on and then up again until he saw the face of a beautiful woman. Then Trent had sex with her " hahaha" Thought Trent.
padraiggg wrote: » will trya nd write some more soon as i want to know what happens!
Lazare wrote: » It's funny but post #1 makes heaps more sense now that I've gotten to know Trent. It seems to make better sense towards the end of the story than the beginning, what y'all think?
padraiggg wrote: » "hmmm a bit too easy a guard dog with a malady of discontent and a henchman on his first day" Trent was even more on his guard than usual which is a lot.
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electrogrimey wrote: » Shall we announce padraiggg as winner of boards or give it a few days?
padraiggg wrote: » Trent looked at his trousers a bit of mud was on them. Now he was really mad someone was going to pay. €3.50 for dry cleaning and a karate chopped face.
Dave! wrote: » Why wait?
ToniTuddle wrote: » The awesomeness of Trent needs to be spread!
ToniTuddle wrote: » :eek: Can I have that signature!!!?????? :eek: The awesomeness of Trent needs to be spread!
jiltloop wrote: » Brilliant! Glad this was stickied in AH otherwise I would never have come across it. I think he might have a career opportunity in this.
padraiggg wrote: » "can i see your invitation" said one of the men. This was a silly thing to say firstly Trent obviasly didnt have an invitation, secondly he wouldnt of gone to that party and thirdly it made Trent say "yes heres my invitation" and kill them all with his gun.
padraiggg wrote: » "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets".
Reginald P. DuM wrote: » Trent, what a guy!! Fair play to ya Padraiggg your entertaining us.. I'm just wondering who would be best to play Trent when he gets onto the big screen... Sean Penn. Johnny Depp maybe.. Or Ricky Gervais.. A chubby English Trent.. Don't change anything!!
Dave! wrote: » Work away !
