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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Gatling

its getting worse in here posts at 4:00am ,now thats what you call decicated sports persons,
right who's making the tea

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Masada

Dunno, this is the lite version so its called Parking...Lite, your one might be the full paid app no?

Private Snafu

Hmmmm.... will hafta have a look at it

Shiva

Masada wrote: »

Dunno, this is the lite version so its called Parking...Lite, your one might be the full paid app no?

I dunno.

But Parking Mania Light is pretty cool

You tilt the phone to control steering, and slide a bar to accelerate or brake, and you have to park the car - sound like yours ?

Masada

Yeah sounds pretty much like the same thing. This has little cop cars, trucks, vans etc in it.,:)

Spetzcong

Arcto wrote: »

Ahhhh, more self pwning, i love it

Anyway: Does anyone know where i can access a reverse listing/search mobile database? Or program that will search Irish databases?
Some toss pot text me earlier thinking i was someone else and low and behold a few hours later i start getting malicious calls from someone who is clearly at a party. I think 2+2 definatly =4 on this one.

Anyone?

Sorry I'll stop now, but sure it's hardly a party at all until you start randomly abusing complete strangers over the phone...

moggser

This is funny ****

FunkBlaster87

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B|tch? Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKT3-FdOLYM

Flecktarn

Watch this even if you hate golf (myself included), anyways watch the one below first

Then this

Arcto

Spetzcong wrote: »

Sorry I'll stop now, but sure it's hardly a party at all until you start randomly abusing complete strangers over the phone...

Ive done alot of things in my life to REALLY piss people off (just last night i lost my buddies jacket and phone) but prank calling is just so fuqing lame. If your at a house party and feel the need to ring a stranger and give out to them or shout abuse at them then there is something seriously wrong with you.

Why dont they man up and go shout at strangers in the street? ******s.

Ill take it no one knows how to get an address from a mobile number, bar involving the cops?

gungun

no idea...unless you're a SHUPER HACKSHORSH!!!!!

Masada

Arcto wrote: »

Ive done alot of things in my life to REALLY piss people off (just last night i lost my buddies jacket and phone) but prank calling is just so fuqing lame. If your at a house party and feel the need to ring a stranger and give out to them or shout abuse at them then there is something seriously wrong with you.

Why dont they man up and go shout at strangers in the street? ******s.

Ill take it no one knows how to get an address from a mobile number, bar involving the cops?

Give it a few weeks and during the middle of the night, sometime on a weekday so ya know their in bed. Ring them ans tell them your station Srg Jim O'brien (name is optional, but that sounds like a copper

) and you need their assistance, One of your units came apon a car accident and a passenger had no identification, this number was the last dialed and that you understand this might be distressing for them, but if they could come down to the local station and identify some of the persons belongings.
Get yore airsoft radios out and have someone say sh1t like "uniform bravo to control", uniform bravo go ahead," in teh background.

Give em half an hour, then ring back and shout "PWN'T"
That'll fukin teach em.,

moggser

FunkBlaster87 wrote: »

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B|tch? Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKT3-FdOLYM

gerrowadat

Here Willie!

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Mine's Bigger!

Masada

IAA-Vs-DOD

Masada

Willy O'Dave

Dave O'Dea,

Flecktarn

This has to be one of the lamest no to lisbon ads.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLMfcoSCY08

deepimpact

Just as a reminder, here is what will happen* if there is a "Yes" vote in the Lisbon Treaty

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* Please note, this is not actually the case. Cóir does not accept any liability for the veracity of these advertisements. Cóir is regulated by the financial regulator (which basically means we can lie our asses off and get away with it, YEA)

Sod'o swords

plus it's ok if they put a question mark after it.

Your Children murdered and -85.45€ a second after lisbon?

deepimpact

Sod'o swords wrote: »

plus it's ok if they put a question mark after it.

Your Children murdered and -85.45€ a second after lisbon?

ppffft, I'm just waiting on the mandatory military service in an EU army to come along while I earn 1.84 in a giant federal EU state while the EP (in cahoots with the US/WHO/EIEIO) plot to destroy us all with deadly worm flu that they made on a farm in Longford with the help of the CIA, the NSA, George Bush, Bertie Ahern and Bosco.

Sorry, 2 weeks shoulder-deep in the CT forum here has me paranoid *twitches*

gungun

yeah its pretty bad to see that they need crying children to make people vote no

Vote NO or you will forever swim in the tears of children!:p

Rogue-Trooper

Following on from the 'who's got the best apps for their iPhone' debate, check out how to "turn an airsoft handgun into a bluetooth earpiece for an iPhone" here.

You pull the trigger to answer and end calls. Listen through the muzzle and talk into the handgrip. According to the author it will work with any bluetooth compatible mobile phone but you just feel like pulling the trigger more if you have an iPhone!:p

My bet is Richie will have converted one of these by tomorrow morning :rolleyes:

Stercus Accidit

Masada wrote: »

Willy O'Dave

Dave O'Dea,

When we find out who gave you a photoshop, we are going to hurt them.

Top pic is animal though

moggser

Rogue-Trooper wrote: »

Following on from the 'who's got the best apps for their iPhone' debate, check out how to "turn an airsoft handgun into a bluetooth earpiece for an iPhone" here.

You pull the trigger to answer and end calls. Listen through the muzzle and talk into the handgrip. According to the author it will work with any bluetooth compatible mobile phone but you just feel like pulling the trigger more if you have an iPhone!:p

My bet is Richie will have converted one of these by tomorrow morning :rolleyes:

"meh" its been done

TheDoc

scanlant wrote: »

ppffft, I'm just waiting on the mandatory military service in an EU army to come along while I earn 1.84 in a giant federal EU state while the EP (in cahoots with the US/WHO/EIEIO) plot to destroy us all with deadly worm flu that they made on a farm in Longford with the help of the CIA, the NSA, George Bush, Bertie Ahern and Bosco.

Sorry, 2 weeks shoulder-deep in the CT forum here has me paranoid *twitches*

Word on the street is if I vote yes for lisbon I'll be forcing lower class m others to eat their children...can I just point out this was an actual quote, said to me, on O'Connell st. this evening by no campaigners.

I'm literally voting yes, just to ****ing spite them. They are over dramatic and downright insane, plus being told to vote no by communists, socialists, anti abortioners and Sinn Fein, should be enough for everyone to vote yes.

deepimpact

TheDoc wrote: »

Word on the street is if I vote yes for lisbon I'll be forcing lower class m others to eat their children...can I just point out this was an actual quote, said to me, on O'Connell st. this evening by no campaigners.

I'm literally voting yes, just to ****ing spite them. They are over dramatic and downright insane, plus being told to vote no by communists, socialists, anti abortioners and Sinn Fein, should be enough for everyone to vote yes.

It was one of the main reasons (there were many) I would have voted yes last time (college exams at the time).

I actually took time out to read into the treaty and decided myself.

I won't be fooled by Higgins and all the socialists (I can only count 2), Sinn Fein and all their terrori.....oh sorry....Republican friends, or the multitude of anti-Europe Christian fundamentalists with profuse verbal diarrheoa that only extremely large doses of Motilium would cure (I can whip up some 1000g suppositories if needed), and Declan the "I'm so Irish, but what? You want me to pay taxes in Ireland? You can **** RIGHT OFF" Ganley.

And that's the No side, but don't get me started on FF and the Dip****s as I believe they are referring to themselves as now, FG or the other muppets campagining for the Yes side.

Sadly, I can't vote this time aswell, but it would be "Yes." For personal and professional reasons, I will not go into why I would vote yes, but for the record I am not affiliated to any political party.

/Rant

Phew, I feel better now.

Stercus Accidit

TheDoc wrote: »

Word on the street is if I vote yes for lisbon I'll be forcing lower class m others to eat their children...can I just point out this was an actual quote, said to me, on O'Connell st. this evening by no campaigners.

I'm literally voting yes, just to ****ing spite them. They are over dramatic and downright insane, plus being told to vote no by communists, socialists, anti abortioners and Sinn Fein, should be enough for everyone to vote yes.

See the new NO posters with the image of like an apocalyptic scene and a little girl in front in tears, she looks like madeleine mccann.

I'm thinking of writing "Lisbon stole Maddy McCann, vote NO!" on it

OzCam

Some of the No posters are very inventive - indeed some of them are pure fiction - and they're colourful and witty, but where's the all money for them coming from? You have to wonder if the Tory Europhobes and British NaziNational Party are getting involved again...

And another thing, WTF's the story with all the Tricolours stuck on Stop signs all over the place?

Is this a Mad Right-wing Taximen's* conspiracy or what?

* as if there was any other kind

Masada

OzCam wrote: »

And another thing, WTF's the story with all the Tricolours stuck on Stop signs all over the place? Is this a Mad Right-wing Taximen's* conspiracy or what?

* as if there was any other kind

Now thats something i noticed a while back, Id love to know what thats about. There on traffic lights, street signs and god knows what else. Small tricolour similar sizing to your average shoulder flash.

markomongo

Flecktarn wrote: »

This has to be one of the lamest no to lisbon ads.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLMfcoSCY08

LOL 10/10 for effort though!

Still and all I will be voting no again, regardless of what partys are on the no side. If Hitler himself were alive and well and was voting No (although he would more likely take the yes side!

) it still wouldnt effect my choice.

TheDoc

OzCam wrote: »

Some of the No posters are very inventive - indeed some of them are pure fiction - and they're colourful and witty, but where's the all money for them coming from? You have to wonder if the Tory Europhobes and British NaziNational Party are getting involved again...

And another thing, WTF's the story with all the Tricolours stuck on Stop signs all over the place? Is this a Mad Right-wing Taximen's* conspiracy or what?

* as if there was any other kind

Isnt there some wealthy British man heading the no campaign...which makes me lols more