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Stupidest thing you ever done?

Local-womanizer

Whats the stupidest thing you have done?

Mine was recently,needed to get a few hundred Euros out of my bank account to pay a bill.Had my bank card in my hand in the morning,I put it down to put my shoes on and when I had my shoes on I went to pick it up again.The only thing it wasent there

I had no I.D. to get money out of the bank any other way and I search the whole bedroom high and low for it.No luck.

Went to college that day,went about my usual business.When I came home I took my shoes off and there was the card in my shoe:o

Was late paying the bill,but I never told anyone where the card was.

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FlutterinBantam

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Whats the stupidest thing you have done?

Mine was recently,needed to get a few hundred Euros out of my bank account to pay a bill.Had my bank card in my hand in the morning,I put it down to put my shoes on and when I had my shoes on I went to pick it up again.The only thing it wasent there

I had no I.D. to get money out of the bank any other way and I search the whole bedroom high and low for it.No luck.

Went to college that day,went about my usual business.When I came home I took my shoes off and there was the card in my shoe:o

Was late paying the bill,but I never told anyone where the card was.

start a thread with a tag line that marks one down as an absolute lowlife;)

delllat

Podge2k7 wrote: »

I once shot and killed a traveller who i thought was going to rob me.Turns out he was only looking to buy an old car off me.

no harm done though

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

if your at the AH beers I challenge you to a drink off

What, like, drink 'til your clothes come off?

Maddison

Charles Short Arrowhead wrote: »

What, like, drink 'til your clothes come off?

Depends on how drunk he gets lol!!Do you wish to join the challenge....btw this is keeping on topic as we are starting up a "ill drink you under the table challenge!!''

Hank Scorpio

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Happened when I was 19, a good few years ago.
Picture this …… restaurant in Sligo town (have no recollection of how I ended up in Sligo never been there since , last I remember I was in a pub in Galway?.) , beautiful sunny morning , sun is beaming in through the plate glass front .
It’s the morning after an all night/day/night session, compulsory full irish breakfast has just been consumed , and apart from a minor hangover things are looking good. I decide to leave, enjoy the sun and get some beer for return journey to Dublin , others are finishing up.
I’ll show these country bumpkins how its done, on with the Ray Bans and saunter nonchalantly (had to look up this word to set the scene )towards the exit.
……..SMACK! …..What the fck?,……stunned…..…SMACK! ….what the?.......dazed….takes a while….. but finally it dawns on me …….”Oh sh!t”. I had just walked into a glass door …..not once ……but frigging TWICE.
Panic ensues as I try to find the handle , redfaced I leg it out of the restaurant to gales of laughter from kids , old folks ,cats, dogs, pigeons and assorted locals egged on by my so called mates ……..B@stards!.
Sh!ts still bring it up every chance they get.

In other words you walked into a glass door

Meh, it happens quiet alot.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

Depends on how drunk he gets lol!!Do you wish to join the challenge....

No, I wouldn't like to have to post in this thread after embarassing myself at a drinking competition.

Maddison

Charles Short Arrowhead wrote: »

No, I wouldn't like to have to post in this thread after embarassing myself at a drinking competition.

No no Charles Short Arrowhead, I implore you to join us.....you may beat me....depending on if i have sunstroke or not!! If i lose I will start a thread on a lost a drinking comp cause Im a lightweight!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

No no Frada, I implore you to join us.....you may beat me....

I could never beat a woman.

The most embarassing thing I've ever done can never be uttered out loud. It makes me go all red and shamed.

Maddison

Charles Short Arrowhead wrote: »

I could never beat a woman.

The most embarassing thing I've ever done can never be uttered out loud. It makes me go all red and shamed.

Well Charles Short Arrowhead you shall have to PM me as I am now intrigued as to what that may be...I am sure I can top it!

segaBOY

CianRyan wrote: »

I'll show you with this clearly labeled diagram.

Kinda stupid wearing a baseball hat indoors too-you American?

CianRyan

segaBOY wrote: »

Kinda stupid wearing a baseball hat indoors too-you American?

I wear them when i'm to lazy to fix my hair. It's a damn expensive hat too, so i wear it a lot.
And no, Born and raised Dub.

DirkVoodoo

Favourite amongst friends, I still hear about it a year later (bear in mind we are all engineers so they get kicks out of these stories of mechanical ineptitude):

Decided to make a toasted cheese sandwich, but there was only grated cheese left. The toaster we have is a Dualit with 2 regular toast slots and a kind of grill where you can slot in something like a sandwich.

I realised that the clamping force from the removable sandwich cage wasn't enough to keep the grated cheese from falling out, so I decided that a genius idea was to turn the toaster on its side.

Anyway, I left it on setting 2 (medium brown - simpsons, anyone?) and went off to watch TV. A minute or two later I got a fierce whiff of smoke and went into the kitchen to see thick black smoke billowing out of the side of the toaster. I quickly turned it back over and saw that the toasted bread and melted cheese has worked themselves around the entire toaster, fusing themselves to every surface.

A friend managed to take the toaster apart when he was over and scraped (rather chiseled) off the crud.

That's about it so far, I'm sure I'll top that.

we'llallhavetea_old

one time i was in the car with me mammy and i wanted to light a smoke but had no lighter, so i was trying to get the car lighter to work, it wasn't working or going red, so i was holding it down with my finger, hoping to get it to heat up. and then, in what felt like slow motion, i lifted up my thumb and jammed it into the fuppin lighter, well, the feckin noise of my flesh burnin, and the smell was enough to set the mammy off, "you fu€king gobsh!te" i believe was what she said. funny, but so fuppin sore.

Kold

Took drugs offered by a stranger without asking what they were. So instead of getting that extra boost, I K-Holed in a cab.

Gonzales

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

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duly noted.

monaghanbiffo

So i was at this family dooooo funeral or a wedding or some crap and i ended up having s€xytime with this chick...

She was older than me....

in fact she was my dads sister....

No wait a minute, that wasn't me!!!!!;)

Chunkylover

got my hair cut in a barbers once on dorset st, went out and hopped on my motorbike and rode off, wondered why everyone was looking at me, I left my helmet in the barbers

Was at an airsoft game 2 weeks back, thought my gun was jammed and shot myself in the foot, it hurt but just to make sure I shot myself in the hand aswell

FlutterinBantam

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Whats the stupidest thing you have done?

Mine was recently,needed to get a few hundred Euros out of my bank account to pay a bill.Had my bank card in my hand in the morning,I put it down to put my shoes on and when I had my shoes on I went to pick it up again.The only thing it wasent there

I had no I.D. to get money out of the bank any other way and I search the whole bedroom high and low for it.No luck.

Went to college that day,went about my usual business.When I came home I took my shoes off and there was the card in my shoe:o

Was late paying the bill,but I never told anyone where the card was.

Starting a thread with an appalling piece of grammar would do it for me:rolleyes:

LouOB

Done and said many a silly thang
But amoung my super powers is the 'no shame' barrier
So it usually ends up with others having better stories of me than anything - Terry?

Sorry just thought of a doosey
Was in an interview for job - head of dept turns around to me after long senario question 'so who you gonna call?'
Well, how could you not answer 'Ghostbusters'
Not impressed were their expressions, but still got 2nd interview and was offered the job

miss_shadow

Chunkylover wrote: »

got my hair cut in a barbers once on dorset st, went out and hopped on my motorbike and rode off, wondered why everyone was looking at me, I left my helmet in the barbers

Was at an airsoft game 2 weeks back, thought my gun was jammed and shot myself in the foot, it hurt but just to make sure I shot myself in the hand aswell

++1 :-D

miss_shadow

When i was around 8,i had a fascination with fire! So while my mum and aunt were downstairs,i got a whooole lotta toilet roll and plastered it on my bedroom carpet. Got a lighterand.. Had to use a doll to put out the flames. My mum was shouting 'what the hell are you doing up there'...'playing dolls'.another time i thought it'd be so cool to jump from my bunkbed to the wardrobe on the other side of the room,my sister had to lift the wardrobe off me.that hurt alot for two weeks! Oh the most recent one,fumigating an angry german girls dorm with my deodrant :-D germans have quite bad tempers if you cross them :-[

Loopy

I was going out with this guy years ago and he was really annoying me and getting on my nerves. He asked me to go out that night for a few drinks..

I went upstairs and text my mates saying something like 'your mans wrecking my head, think Im gonna dump him, he's sh1t in bed and so boring, ring me in a min to ask me to meet yous'..

Sent..
To him:mad::mad:

Fiend-Foe

I was telling a story in the pub a while ago, just at a dramatic bit I made a dramatic motion with my hand and swept about 4 full pints off the table.

Wouldn't mind but I wasn't even drunk, we had just got there. I didn't know the people I was with too well either. Didn't go down too well as a first impression

Elliemental

I spent about an hour frantically searching for my glasses, i caught my reflection in the mirror and i'd pushed them up on top of my head.

I also stumbled into a full length mirror while a bit drunk, and apologised to myself.

Jen Pigs Fly

I'm forever doing stupid things haha!

Here are only a few that pop into my mind:

When i was younger, around 14, I was lost in o'connell street outside the GPO, so I ring my mam to try to get directions to Henry street (remember I was young, I had no idea how close I was). So anyway, my mam asks me 'are you near the GPO?', I look around (was so young didn't really recognise where I was) and I answered back, 'No, I'm at the General Post office though.' :rolleyes:

I once asked, 'Does coffee come from a seed or a nut?' weeks of sagging from that one!

I once plonked myself on a chair at my riding stables, I didn't look at the chair, and turns out it was the rickety 3 legged chair that no one used. Anyway I fell, feet over my head into a pile of poo, and then continued to keep rolling (it was on a slope), everyone just burst out laughing, I didn't appreciate it really, the poo was fresh too.

I always ask 'where are you?' whenever I call someone, even if I call their house phone!

Me and my friend were sitting in my mates boat during a party, we were drunk of course. We were pretending that the boat was like a bar, as in we kept everyones drink and gave it to them when they 'ordered' (we were 16, give us a break haha!) Anyway, the more drunker we got, the more excited we got over the control of all the lads' drinks. Next thing we kow, the boat topples over when we were too vigourous running around it. We ended up stuck under the boat. Everyone's drink managed to survive, except for ours of course, and we had to get our parents to help to get us out! Last time we ever messed in a boat after that.

Emmm that's some of the stupid thing, I'll probably remember more!

Kablamo!

I had to go to hospital before to get a piece of lego removed from my nose.

brummytom

When I was younger, ate a full bar of soap in a hotel on holiday thinking it was white chocolate

About 5, accidently called the police and implied my dad had killed my mom, then a few patrol cars turned up within half an hour demanding to see my mom (who was in bed after having my brother) "Well can you get her down please?" - weren't best pleased

When I was about 7, emailed Zippo's Circus because I was going through a phase of wanting to be a clown - they rang later that day and duly offered me an audition (I'd forgot to mention my age)

This February, trying my damned hardest to ski in New Hampshire, started sliding down backwards, had no idea how to stop and took out 4 experienced skiers before thudding over

I'm sure I've got some better ones, I just can't think of them now

Luckily I dont do as many stupid things now I'm a bit older..... yeahhh right

Funkstard

It's not always 7up in the bottle. Several days in hospital for downing a sizeable amount of white spirits.

segaBOY

CianRyan wrote: »

I wear them when i'm to lazy to fix my hair. It's a damn expensive hat too, so i wear it a lot.
And no, Born and raised Dub.

Only joking....I'm a culchie so my paddy hat gets good wear :pac:

jackson2009

lol at this thread