Every year, thousands of people suffer the consequences of alcohol abuse. The medical, social and economic implications of alcohol use are unimaginable.
there's no way out, right? Wrong!
here's my solution; Legalise GHB!
What is GHB?
GHB is a drug that affects the GABA system in your brain (just like alcohol).
It is found naturally in every cell in the body and is completely non-toxic ,unlike alcohol which is quite toxic to the brain,liver and other parts of the body (obviously you can still overdose, just like any other drug, but provided you survive, no damage will be done).
When taken it is metabolised right the way down to CO2 and water (unlike alcohol which is metabolised into vinegar)!
Not only will you not get a hangover from GHB (due to it's lack of toxicity) but it actually has an anti-hangover. Bear with me on this..... GHB causes the brain to store up a very small amount of dopamine, when you come down this dopamine gets naturally relased making you feel energetic and motivated (it's just a small natural feeling,barely noticeable, nothing like being high off speed or coke).
So instead of staying in bed feeling sick the next morning, you get up feeling refreshed, energised and ready to face the world

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But wait, there's more!
When taken GHB also causes the release of a small amount of Oxytocin (the brain's natural social bonding chemical), it's nowhere near enough to give you the loved up euphoria of mdma, but it will help you be more sociable and remove any violent tendencies you may have.
GHB has been around since the 60's and numerous tests have been conducted, each time proving that it is comletely non-toxic. In Italy they give it alcoholics for the obvious health benifits of them stopping alcohol use.
So in summary what would legalising GHB achieve?
Health expenditure dropping as alcohol related illnesses decrease vastly.
Millions saved in the economy (hugely reduced hangover-induced unproductivity)
Late night violence dropping (huge reducion in violent drunkeness - although silly drunken shenanigans will still exist).
but most importantly, more fun nights out with a hangover free morning after

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what ya think?