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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm beginning to form the opinion that men are catching the insecurity disease off women.

Following on from the Bailey's thread where, apparently, if we drink Bailey's, other men are thinking we're gay. Who the fvck are these guys?! Are they the same men who are scared to hug another man in public...? Are these the same men who started threads about the 'correct' way to tie your shoelaces?

Whatever happened to real men? Who couild express themseves openly without having to worry what someone else is thinking? Christ, it'll be hushed celeb gossip at the water cooler next...

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Pighead

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

oxymornon...?

Post reported. Absolutely no need for that. Fair enough degsy's opinion is as outdated as an episode of Glenroe but there's no need to resort to personal abuse.

Pigheads happy enough in his own masculine shell to be confident enough to post in places like the ladies lounge and fashion appearance. Real men are adaptable.

DenMan

This is the man I look up to, a real man, a man's man. What a hero to have. By the way I drink Baileys...and like it, although not too often, it is quite heavy. Off now to make cupcakes and coffee (I grind my own beans)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcKJdmXbBBc

Degsy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Homophobic then...? Or maybe you're Phelpsing....?
And DEFINITELY insecure if it bothers you that much...

Your "logic" doesnt scan.
I assume you dress,act and eat like a woman for all this to bother you.

Dudess

Yes Ikky, you're defending it, therefore you ARE it...

I'm not a fan of that metrosexual stuff either - a guy doing allor any of the following is generally a no-no:

- Sunbeds
- Spray tan
- Hair straightening
- Styling their hair - as in, unable to leave the house until it's exactly the way they want it
- Diamanté earrings
- Hairbands - not those cloth things that some guys with long hair have to wear if they're working in bars, restaurants etc but actual hard hairbands like this: http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/945/15022981.JPG
- Following the current "style"

A lot of rough scobes do the above, it's not necessarily effeminate. And plenty of gay guys would run a mile before doing any of it.

I don't have time for neanderthals either though. And eating a panini, which is ostensibly a toasted sandwich... a lot of cafés/restaurants sell those now and they're very tasty so why not?

Kiera

Haha you just described my little brother, Dudess. He's sooooo ghey but wont come out even tho we all told him its ok. My mam begs him to dress like a normal guy for fear he'll get beatin up everytime he goes out

Degsy

[quote=Dudess;57088837I don't have time for neanderthals either though. And eating a panini, which is ostensibly a toasted sandwich... a lot of cafés/restaurants sell those now and they're very tasty so why not?[/quote]

because they're a crappy excuse for a meal,they're overpriced and they never contain anything substantial.
Oh yeah,and they're gheeey!

Dudess

But you could say that about all sandwiches (the overpriced, unsubstantial stuff, that is).

Kiera wrote: »

Haha you just described my little brother, Dudess. He's sooooo ghey but wont come out even tho we all told him its ok. My mam begs him to dress like a normal guy for fear he'll get beatin up everytime he goes out

Are you definite he's gay though? Cuz lots of straight guys do that stuff.

AckwelFoley

I border somewhere between the neanderthal and early homosapian period man.
Coffee no milk no sugar

if one chooses to be a ghey type mocha drinker.. Good 4 u.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Degsy wrote: »

Your "logic" doesnt scan.
I assume you dress,act and eat like a woman for all this to bother you.

Why would it bother you if I did?

Dudess wrote: »

Yes Ikky, you're defending it, therefore you ARE it...

Ah, I see.

Degsy

Dudess wrote: »

But you could say that about all sandwiches (the overpriced, unsubstantial stuff, that is).

I do say that about sandwiches..i hate them and i hate people who queue like schmucks to buy them.Muck.

Degsy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Why would it bother you if I did?

Ah, I see.

It wouldnt bother me.If you cant make up your mind about your gender thats hardly my concern.

Kintarō Hattori

As much as it pains me to admit this, Degsy is right to a certain point. I wouldn't be as neanderthal or homophobic as he but yeah what the hell is happening to men?

I don't have a problem with continental food and it's always a good thing to be able to cook but they are becoming far too effeminate.

Kiera

Dudess wrote: »

But you could say that about all sandwiches (the overpriced, unsubstantial stuff, that is).

Are you definite he's gay though? Cuz lots of straight guys do that stuff.

Nah he's not he's a male slapper but we still call him it anyway

Degsy

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

As much as it pains me to admit this, Degsy is right to a certain point. I wouldn't be as neanderthal or homophobic as he but yeah what the hell is happening to men?

I don't have a problem with continental food and it's always a good thing to be able to cook but they are becoming far too effeminate.

Ah but i'm not homophobic.If somebody wants to be gay thats thier own business and i've met enough gay people over the years not to be bothered by them.Its when allegedly straight people behave like gays because thats "the fashion" and they cant see for themselves what they're turning into.Thats my problem.
Try and get " a cup of coffee" in dublin and see what nonsense is said to you.Its alrite for girls who think they live on Laguna Beach to go on like this but men..??

Latchy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Whatever happened to real men? Who couild express themseves openly without having to worry what someone else is thinking? Christ, it'll be hushed celeb gossip at the water cooler next...

When i was in my teens and began shaving i used Nivea as aftershave moisturiser * cue strange looks and guffahs from my peers * I didnt give a frig what anybody thought then (still dont) as it was good for my skin .Now every other bugger uses it and it's advertised eveywere ( i was obiously ahead of my time)

Poccington

Panini's are quite tasty.

I say this, yet I'm as manly as can be.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Degsy wrote: »

It wouldnt bother me.If you cant make up your mind about your gender thats hardly my concern.

I could argue that I have made up my mind and am happy with my choice - it's you who is coming across as being 'bothered' by it. Why do people with long hair bother you? Why do people buying sandwiches bother you? Why the objections?

I'm beginning to think that you're a lot more bothered by all this than you're letting on. It's like Al Murray - I was NEVAH confused!! But looking completely horrified at the same time

Kiera

Degsy wrote: »

Try and get " a cup of coffee" in dublin and see what nonsense is said to you.Its alrite for girls who think they live on Laguna Beach to go on like this but men..??

How do you even know about Laguna Beach? You defo have the ghey, Degsy!

ejmaztec

Unfortunately, thanks to them wimmin, we've gone from hunter/gatherer to door-mat in two generations.

SimpleSam06

Degsy wrote: »

A long-haired person like you will never understand what it means to be masculine.

Eh, go right ahead and call these lads poofs, and good luck with that.

AckwelFoley

Men spendin too much time in coffee shops sippin on lattees can catch the air bourne version of teh ghey virus.

FACT

Call Me Jimmy

Real men don't wipe.

ejmaztec

snyper wrote: »

Men spendin too much time in coffee shops sippin on lattees can catch the air bourne version of teh ghey virus.

FACT

Best place to hide from the bunny-boilers - they'd never think of looking for you in there.:P

rossie1977

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Eh, go right ahead and call these lads poofs, and good luck with that.

or this guy 7ft 35 stone wrestler paul wight, though he is now fully bald http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/06/hallgiant.jpg

this happened to the last guy who called him a girlie man

http://slam.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingArchive/wight_mar11.html

Red Hand

Degsy wrote: »

Well let me tell you something.The way i see "men" behaving today is enough to make you go out and buy a dress.
They eat quiche
They eat paninis
They eat Wraps
They eat sushi
They drink de-caffe-double-expresso-tall-lattes
They moisturise
They grow long fringes and bleach them(scumags only)
They spend hours gelling and waxing thier overlong,womanly hair

Few additions:

Clocking up over 5000 posts on boards
Going go the gym

That's so camp you're sh"tting tentpegs.:)

KnifeWRENCH

Pffft. I drink mochas and lattes, gel my hair and occasionally wear brightly coloured clothes.
And guess what? My cock hasn't fallen off!

I don't really get this whole "real man" thing. You should eat/drink/wear whatever the fcuk you like without worrying about "teh gheyness" :rolleyes:

Stheno

square_igloo wrote: »

Pffft. I drink mochas and lattes, gel my hair and occasionally wear brightly coloured clothes.
And guess what? My cock hasn't fallen off!

I don't really get this whole "real man" thing. You should eat/drink/wear whatever the fcuk you like without worrying about "teh gheyness" :rolleyes:

Ah feck the gheyness, I'm a girl and 99.9% of the blokes I deal with (and I work in IT) are genuinely good blokes who wouldn't dream of not opening a door/not helping out a girl who was hurt etc.

Maybe I'm lucky lol

indough

what started out as a bit of a tongue in cheek dig at the metrosexual trend we've been experiencing lately has turned very suspect, those jumping so passionately on the defensive sound more ghey than any baileys drinking, pannini eating man looks...stop being such sissies and learn how to take a joke

Davidius

Lots of people in this thread appear to be very insecure. :pac:

brianthebard

nouggatti wrote: »

Ah feck the gheyness, I'm a girl and 99.9% of the blokes I deal with (and I work in IT) are genuinely good blokes who wouldn't dream of not opening a door/not helping out a girl who was hurt etc.

Maybe I'm lucky lol

Or you have nice bewbs. In which case pics pls?