People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
It works. I saw a Tristan in Tescos, along with an Iseult. Still wating for my first Tarquin.
Presumably, you take the same callous attitude when you hear about a driver or passenger killed on the road, and assume it is down to the endemic levels of speeding, mobile phone use and driving with no hi-vis panels on their vehicle?
Whataboutery, quelle surprise.
You mean Tesco or were there more than 1 😛😛⁸
I put Tescos to trigger the Tossers😀
People who jump to quick to conclusions.
People who park in disabled parking spaces and walk normally out of their car to a shop etc. Usually because they're too fcuking lazy to walk an extra ten yards.
The same tend to park on the yellow boxes at fuel station forecourts. They block people getting fuel. Again pure laziness as they would drive into the shop if they could.
P.s. The only Tarquin I heard of was in Keeping Up Appearances.
Hyacinth Bucket's son, Sheridan, had a best friend Tarquin. They often compared notes on the quality of their pyjamas. On another occasion they went to see geysers in Iceland.
i kinda strut to quick conclusions. Does that count?
I'm also right footed, but my balance is way better standing on my left leg. Just noticed that. Curious.
Drivers who allow those that have driven down the hard shoulder back into the queue .
Paul Murphy and his partner calling their baby boy Juniper.
Both activities indicate strong "Tosser" tendancies.
Basically, done for attention and to gain political and social traction with certain communities…
complete tosser.
A girl I know called her daughter Juno.
People who walk around the supermarket with their little compartments for every different type of product they buy. Then they delay everyone else at the till while they sort through and make sure everything goes in the right compartment again. No thought about using the bag pack area.
Tossers.
No. The children are tossers too.
Just Paul Murphy really.
Oi !!!! 😁
You'd feel sorry for the kid to be landed with such pretentious tosser parents.
Possibly a fan of the 2007 movie? There's an English actress in Ted Lasso called Juno Temple. And it's the name of a Roman goddess. I'm ok with that one...
But Juniper... will everyone start calling the kid nipper I wonder?
The Dudes coming out of a side road who drive up to the junction at speed and slam on the anchors leaving the bonnet of their big slab poking out over the white line....
A little voice always goes off in my head and I think ..."no way your going to intimidate me you f754ing tosser" !
Oddly satisfying .....
When Cheltenham’s on & people who never gamble or have no interest in horse racing suddenly start acting like expert’s about it.
Ya know, people like that just give children a bad name.
Since your right foot is the stronger one, it is better at helping you to find your balance. 😉
Just like when I was a child, one day I was eating a packet of crisps with my left hand, and my father asked "Why are you eating crisps with your left hand when your right-handed?". I said "But I'm using my right hand to hold the bag. If I can't hold the bag, there are no crisps to eat.".
Maybe they are just victims of scurvy?
Or the ones who tear out in front of you at speed from the side road and then engage go slow when on main road...
Drivers (particularly in SUV/MUVs) that navigate into the middle of the road to drive between speed bumps as opposed to just slowing and driving over them normally, as was the intenion of their placement.
yup, add to that "Cybersecurity Expert" people who put loads of titles after their name in their work email signature and who haven't a clue about basic computer stuff and have no actual practical experience... groan....
Blowing the horn at someone taking a driving lesson because they might be a bit slower on a roundabout or at the lights, it can be a bit stressful for some people learning to drive in busy traffic so having some dickhead making it harder on them only adds to it.
Quick flick of the rear fog lights usually sorts them I find!
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