People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
Point proven not even McQueen can pull one of those abominations off.
Ex-smokers
Some go full-on evangelical puritan Oliver Cromwell style about the evils of smoking and will lecture all around them
Yet they smoked for 20 years 🤷
Ask your wife about that.
Heaslip's looked well on him. Age appropriate and cool. And he's probably very comfortable.
People who assume that because I have a trade , I am at their beck and call to fix whatever they have fucked up or fix whatever peice of shite is broken in their house.
True and usually a newish BMW or Mercedes.
She agrees but thanks for checking ,
my brother wears them, looks like a tool 😀
100% of the adult population covered at this stage. We're all tossers.
The bollix who brings out a guitar at house parties.
Worse still, the hanger-on tosser who shss's an entire full pub because their other tosser friend is about to sing some bullshyt.
Grace, probably.
Thats accurate.
**** off, the clue is in the name 'Pub', we're talking here and we're not interested in your ****in caterwauling.
I've a soft spot for the pixie haircut
Halle Berry, Natalie Portman, Carey Mulligan, Charlize Theron, Emma Watson
All delicious with short hair.
People who share their sh1tty music with the whole bus/train over sh1tty tinny speakers.
In work, I've discovered an extremely high correlation between tossers and people who have mobile numbers ending in 007.
(Let's face it, they probably had to go to a lot of trouble just to get a stupid vanity phone number)
You’d imagine that’s an almost fool proof equation !
Cnuts that say "I've finally found my tribe" 🤔😩
This is starting to read a bit like that 'Things that trivially annoy you" thread.
When I was in primary school many years ago our teacher took the class on a walk to the shops. This is fun we thought until he started to teach. The subject of the lesson was how to walk along a footpath. He instructed us how to politely walk on the left at all times and be aware of people walking towards us so they would have enough room to walk past. Bear in mind this was a class of around thirty walking single file along the pavement.
Living in a part of Dublin where this was not taught I try to educate the locals that the fine fellow walking towards them is not going to stand aside on the wet grass as they walk past two abreast oblivious. I walk on the left and use exactly 50% of the path. No injuries yet and the lesson is free.
A small thing but the way someone walks. You know the type of fellow who walks in the middle of a corridor or footpath as if nobody but them exist.If they have that swagger to them as they walk its usually a sign that they absolutely love themselves and are a complete wan*er. Throw in a tight fitting t shirt and a swagger walk for extra tosser points.
"Influencers"............FFS get a proper job !!
I find the most tossers you will encounter on your day to day business are other drivers on the road. Unbelievable how some people behave behind the wheel.
Indicators are an indication not intent
He’s there to get his h0le
I hope he doesn’t
A job as a walking tourist guide around Dublin is a contribution to society.
Ok in my defence, my road has a poor line of vision on the right , so I drive up (sticking the nose out a little ) look right , look left , quick look to the right again and then drive out, and hey presto someone comes around the bend flashing and beeping going well over the speed limit
also I live in a town so it’s not a rural boreen or anything
they always get the finger
The op that pretends to be a woman and just does wum stuff.
Do you still get a few quid if you fix something? I work in tech and when I do a favour outside of work it’s usually “ah was it that easy sure I could have fixed that “ well why fuc** didn’t you 😂😂😂
or, "I will buy you a pint", which never happens.
Celtic supporters, it’s a British football team!!!!
Cyclists, speaking as both a pedestrian and a law abiding observer of traffic lights here. Cyclists. Yes, I did need to write it out twice.
Tribes that say "I've finally found my cúnt".
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