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Can’t stop thinking about Priti Patel..

KieferFan69

This has been going on for ages, possibly a year. I have a girlfriend but keep having intrusive thoughts about Patel. I want to bang her really bad. I’m a man in my thirties. I keep thinking what it would be like to wake up beside her. I also fantasise about cooking for her and doing household chores etc.

I would earn a small income as an artist while she does her busy high-powered day job. She would come in in the evenings tired, but after some wonderful food and a candle lit massage she would be ready for intercourse.

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Amadan Dubh

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118832315#Comment_118832315

Careful love, you'll be next.

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[Deleted User]

There is a thread, "someone unusual you fancy". Suggest merging. And re Priti Patel, in a heartbeat!

KieferFan69

Imagine she walks into the room with her suit, tosses her handbag in the corner, and lets out a sigh, it’s been a hard day at parliament, also she was summoned to no.10, also she argued with a lady journalist on the box.

there is only soft lighting in the house due to the hour, but you knew what time she was to arrive owing to a short text she sent you, you are aware she had a difficulty time on the box this afternoon, you watched as she dealt with a petulant accusatory reporter leaving her drained, but you are reheating a chicken dinner, and you have taken out an apple lattice for afterwards, you pour her a glass of cianti classico, sit her down at the table and massage her neck lovingly, she nuzzles you with same

KieferFan69

Next thing we know we are rolling about under the silk sheets, covered like with a blanket of soft snow, then I hear a little whistling sound and a potent perfume is released to the capsule by Patel, we both frolick

i really really would love that life. I need to concentrate on making improvements in my day to day so I can attract such a woman

Mattemat

Priti's face seems very prone to a smug smirk Kiefer, does that put you off at all or does it feed into the submissive urges all the more?

Why don't you take over all the cooking and cleaning etc for your own girlfriend so she can focus on her career and self-actualisation? Maybe she'll love it and turn into your very own homegrown Priti!

goldenmick

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118837680#Comment_118837680

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118837804#Comment_118837804

Take your pick:

1) You need to get out more

2) You've been out too much and have sunstroke

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118838202#Comment_118838202

Hi,I like the look on her face

unfortunately my girlfriend is not darker so it’s hard to imagine her in the role

[Deleted User]

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118838292#Comment_118838292

Have you considered putting a load of fake tan on yourself, and showing up all brown on a UK beach with no passport? That’s one sure way to get her attention.

goldenmick

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118838292#Comment_118838292

Have you considered...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I feel the same way about Judge Judy

blade1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118837680#Comment_118837680

She's had a difficult time on the box?

So she's a lesbian now as well?

Cool.

AyeGer

[Deleted User]

Good news is that you don’t need to hide your phone when you meet up with her

https://twitter.com/bbclaurakt/status/1507425379555983361?s=21

Stanley 1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118838202#Comment_118838202

Maybe this will cure hlm, she climbed the greasy pole of Toryism by shagging BoJo on a regular basis, he has her on speed dial, nothing she can do.

[Deleted User]

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118844147#Comment_118844147

They do seem to hang out together a bit

https://twitter.com/Murray4Moray/status/1508153411174240262?t=D-mMJZVEtVCtuFo9KiC5sA&s=19

McGinniesta

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058237896/can-t-stop-thinking-about-priti-patel

I bet she's a filthy animal in the bed. I'd say she'd head butt your arse cheeks after you finished ridin' her.

[Deleted User]

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118844911#Comment_118844911

I'd no idea she was a contortionist, too! I learn something new every day!

Stanley 1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118844897#Comment_118844897

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118844147#Comment_118844147

BoJo scared by the prospect of a rogering by one of those instruments on the wall, it was not like that at Eton where the lads were nice, caring, soft and gentle as were the teachers, amazing how long it took for him to turn to women after Oxford.

briany

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806328#Comment_118806328

And also,

KieferFan69

I’m still thinking about this woman

i see she became married almost 20 years ago. I wonder how many previous partners. You can imagine with a physique and face (luscious ) like that she will had plenty of lovers

[Deleted User]

I, for one, am shocked

https://twitter.com/bbclaurakt/status/1510568555334483971?s=21&t=t7S83F_62mX5e8Nfm8MfAg

[Deleted User]

Reminds me of this lad

https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-40784436.html

KieferFan69

Her heart nay be cold but her muffin will be from microwave , I wonder if I would be disappointed meeting the real Patel, for me it is a real lust as well as respect, but maybe we will have personalities which cannot match

fryup

well i can't stop thinking about her daughter....

Naomi Scott, she's hot

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118876770#Comment_118876770

Damn she is a beaut. But the mother has something extra

[Deleted User]

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118876770#Comment_118876770

She is lovely, but I don't think she's related to Priti Patel...

KieferFan69

The hub would never produce something so beautiful . Genes all came from mother no doubt , but I prefer the petulance of the older woman

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118876817#Comment_118876817

If you’re a fan of strong willed women of Indian descent, K, perhaps you should “check out” season 2 of, the Netflix show, ‘Bridgerton’.

The character of the older sister who is looking to “marry off” her younger sister is played by a stunningly good looking actor. She is more than a match for that viscount, whom has his eyes on the younger girl.

KieferFan69

Yes I like the idea of that, I will toy with it

thanks for the heads up

yes I think I discovered my niche it’s no harm to realise it but it frustrates me too much also, where would I find such a woman and how should I inform my partner about my interests

KieferFan69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118878288#Comment_118878288

You like them strong willed too or more submissive? It’s common among men to prefer submissives. I like a woman with fire in her eyes and a high power roles, alternatively I like nasty ones in tracksuits, they are a marvel each and every one