I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

Grandeeod wrote: »

Ronseal for outdoor wooden stuff like plant boxes etc. I was thinking of Ballamory.:D Got it in my local Homebase for six quid a tin. Hardly anything left except the mad colours which Mrs G insisted on.

What happens at the summer Wherers gathering, when we are drunk and go to sit on those and our rears get imbedded in them?
Will you just laugh and take bribery photos or feel bad and try to suction us out??

Purple Mountain wrote: »

What happens at the summer Wherers gathering, when we are drunk and go to sit on those and our rears get imbedded in them?
Will you just laugh and take bribery photos or feel bad and try to suction us out??

There will be flowers in those pots to sooth your arse should you wish to sit on them. Alternatively there will be nettles available to those who are more hardcore!

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Grandeeod wrote: »

There will be flowers in those pots to sooth your arse should you wish to sit on them. Alternatively there will be nettles available to those who are more hardcore!

What colour will the pampas plant be in...asking for Mam.

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What colour will the pampas plant be in...asking for Mam.

It's usual colour Duvet and hopefully nice arse prints in it as it's grass! Can't be any other way.:D

Duvet , you're beginning to sound like you're my pimp or something:eek:

NewRed2

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Duvet , you're beginning to sound like you're my pimp or something:eek:

How did Duvet get that job? I would have applied for that.
I would have gone a bit Hollywood and changed yer username to "The Mamster" as well. Ya know, jazz it up and all.
A good pimp has to be thinking outside the box. And there is no pun intended anywhere there before any filthy minds arrive to comment.

If Duvet's pimp skills are on the wane then I am ready to step up.

Depends on how much of a cut you'd expect

:pac:

I'm Mam's union rep. I wouldn't trust any of you shysters with her employment rights.

NewRed2 wrote: »

How did Duvet get that job? I would have applied for that.
I would have gone a bit Hollywood and changed yer username to "The Mamster" as well. Ya know, jazz it up and all.
A good pimp has to be thinking outside the box. And there is no pun intended anywhere there before any filthy minds arrive to comment.

If Duvet's pimp skills are on the wane then I am ready to step up.

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Depends on how much of a cut you'd expect
:pac:

This has real marketing potential and I'm on the look out for stuff like this.:D

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm Mam's union rep. I wouldn't trust any of you shysters with her employment rights.

Says the one with pampas grass at her gate!

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Says the one with pampas grass at her gate!

Pampas grass and Union combo's do not work. Too many weirdos turn up.:D

Grandeeod wrote: »

This has real marketing potential and I'm on the look out for stuff like this.:D

You could record it all for OnlyFans, Mam will be famous!

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You could record it all for OnlyFans, Mam will be famous!

That....is just onestep too far :eek:

Mam of 4 wrote: »

That....is just onestep too far :eek:

But we'll all be rich!

Leg End Reject wrote: »

But we'll all be rich!

What's this "WE" business eh?

Ye sit on your rear ends and rake it in while I do all the work ?!!!
It's not a majority decision wins situation

NewRed2

Mam of 4 wrote: »

What's this "WE" business eh?

Ye sit on your rear ends and rake it in while I do all the work ?!!!
It's not a majority decision wins situation

That sounds like a YES to me. She's in people!!! She's in!!!

Showtime!!!!!!

NewRed2 wrote: »

That sounds like a YES to me. She's in people!!! She's in!!!

Showtime!!!!!!

My Union Rep says No Deal

Jaysus lads! I let the RTE Player roll on after the match and it's moved on to some absolute crap called the Doireann Project. WTF! Is this sh1te for real.:eek:

I just had a quick read of what it's about there , nope , not for me either G !

Sardonicat

Grandeeod wrote: »

Jaysus lads! I let the RTE Player roll on after the match and it's moved on to some absolute crap called the Doireann Project. WTF! Is this sh1te for real.:eek:

Same here. Painfully unfunny. How did this rubbish get commisioned?

No way, she's brilliant lads!
She has Maura Higgins bang on the nose. I love her.

Anyone watching Ireland's Rich List now?
Ye will finally get to see what I look like

Holy feck lads, that was seriously bad TV. Not a giggle from any of it and who it appeals to is beyond me. Not even a 13 year old Ms G found any of it funny. The next time the TV license chap calls around, I may slap the head of the oul fooker.:D

Sardonicat

Purple Mountain wrote: »

No way, she's brilliant lads!
She has Maura Higgins bang on the nose. I love her.

Wait, what? She's supposed to be imitating someone? What was that sh1t with the man in a dolphin suit and the dog even about?

thomil

I guess that's one of the advantages in a gated compound: No license inspectors

Tableside, just back from that company "lunch" It was only supposed to last until 6 :eek:

Felt good to be out and about and among actual people though. Mind you, that's coming from an introvert!

JupiterKid

Extremely de-stressed after a Zoom yoga class.

Did lots of deep breathing and stretching and meditation that really boosted my well being.

In fact... I have the notion of starting a thread on yoga.

Sardonicat wrote: »

Wait, what? She's supposed to be imitating someone? What was that sh1t with the man in a dolphin suit and the dog even about?

Roz Purcell!!

Sardonicat

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Roz Purcell!!

I don't know who that is.

Mam of 4 wrote: »

What's this "WE" business eh?

Ye sit on your rear ends and rake it in while I do all the work ?!!!:p

If you insist, Mam, I'm nice like that.

RTE has been abysmal for years, it's scandalous how much it costs for such poor output.