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Signs you are dealing with a 'Rooter'

Finty Lemon

Horns on the weanlings
No tags on the calves
Tractor left ready for the hill start
Green diesel in the jeep
Silage in September
Reseeding in October
Slurry in December
Pallets on the manholes
Netting in the tank
An old cow kept to feed a few calves
Cash only
Homeopathic cures
Homemade remedies
Has an invention that is really a contraption
Cattle left out too late in autumn
Cattle left in too late in spring
Feeds a lot of salt
Blames copper for everything
Small squares
Penstrep
Ringworm
Anti-vax
Keeps the PI's
Ignores the lame ones
Buys stock based on colour
Sells stock based on panic
Never washes the trailer
Still milking at 10 in the morning
Still milking at 10 at night
Asleep at the back of the meeting
First in line for the grant

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Lime Tree Farm

whisky_galore wrote: »

Hoarding. I've seen batchelor brothers hoard years upon years of newspapers.

Putting the broken part back into the box that the new one came out of.

Saving sh1t like worn out grinding discs, broken tines, broken bolts, broken tools in case they'd find a use for them.
(Spoiler: they almost never find another use)

Not until you throw them out, and then you could have done with one of them.

whisky_galore

Hoarding. I've seen batchelor brothers hoard years upon years of newspapers.

Putting the broken part back into the box that the new one came out of.

Saving sh1t like worn out grinding discs, broken tines, broken bolts, broken tools in case they'd find a use for them.
(Spoiler: they almost never find another use)

whisky_galore

the_pen_turner wrote: »

No spanner or socket set has all its bits. The latches or hindges are broken the box and has to opened or closed in a special way to stop dropping everything.

To be fair, even with the most careful, at least a few get rounded, break or get lost. It would be a genuine achievement if you actually had a full set for years unless you never used them.

the_pen_turner wrote: »

There are more tools on the ground than in the tool box or bench

That's more like it.

Oops!

laoch na mona wrote: »

This one boils my piss a lad near has his own personal dump, everything from dead calves to old fridges goes in a hole in the back field.

Never heard the term rooter though, we'd always call them raw lads

Or just dog rough!

laoch na mona

whisky_galore wrote: »

Household rubbish gets fcuked in a big hape in the ditch.

This one boils my piss a lad near has his own personal dump, everything from dead calves to old fridges goes in a hole in the back field.

Never heard the term rooter though, we'd always call them raw lads

the_pen_turner

No spanner or socket set has all its bits. The latches or hindges are broken the box and has to opened or closed in a special way to stop dropping everything.

There are more tools on the ground than in the tool box or bench

Sacrolyte

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He'd keep a 5 gallon drum of burnt oil for medical emergencies

He uses it for the ring worm.

minerleague

Cerveza wrote: »

A landcruiser is not a jeep, the most abused landcruiser of that era had engines that just went on and on. A dog who has wrecked the interior yea that’s not a router.

whist my 3 mutts will be upset if they cant come with me, interior is fine ( liner ) whats he going to do trade it in for a few 100 more? call everything a jeep or a digger ( or hoover ! ) Yopur ould boy is happy out ( prob has the price of a new Jeep and/or tractor in the back pocket anyway

[Deleted User]

He'd keep a 5 gallon drum of burnt oil for medical emergencies

foxy farmer

Stihl waters wrote: »

A load of concrete will stretch twice what it would do for anyone else

Or the other extreme - never orders enough and you have to mix a metre to finish the job.

_Brian

Birdnuts wrote: »

The classic Rooter keeps his poultry in scrap cars - my Dads cousins in Tipp spring to mind;)

PS: also operate a number of "cabless" old rusting JCB's for jobs around the farm:D

Must be careful. Find myself looking at old diggers wondering how useful it would be.

Stihl waters

A load of concrete will stretch twice what it would do for anyone else

davidk1394

Swaps the one good battery between the different machines in the yard.
Vince grips fixes everything
A window broke in at least one machine
Uses baling twine to hold up their trousers
Slurry and dung is full of netting, twine and pallets and has no idea how it got there.

Birdnuts

The classic Rooter keeps his poultry in scrap cars - my Dads cousins in Tipp spring to mind;)

PS: also operate a number of "cabless" old rusting JCB's for jobs around the farm:D

Dinzee Conlee

I wish I had a 01 land cruiser...

Fcuk it - I don’t even have a dog to wreck the interior...

And with the way prices of both land cruisers and dogs are going, I won’t be getting either anytime soon...

That man ye speak of - he has it all... fair play to him...

Cerveza

minerleague wrote: »

01 jeep ticking over nicely - well maintained so - hardly a rooter
stop start driving bad for diesel engines - see above
brings the dog with him - better than the poor designer breeds locked up in tiny suburban gardens with an x marks the spot to do their business

A landcruiser is not a jeep, the most abused landcruiser of that era had engines that just went on and on. A dog who has wrecked the interior yea that’s not a router.

[Deleted User]

If its a suckler rooter then cows calving every month

Another rooter trait might be cattle/sheep breaking out and grazing the long acre

minerleague

Cerveza wrote: »

I was in the local hardware today and your typical rooter landed. 01 cruiser with cow box on. Neither the cruiser, box or the driver had a wash in over 10 years. A dog riding shotgun with him. No lights on the box working, engine sounded good as he left it ticking over while he went about his business.

01 jeep ticking over nicely - well maintained so - hardly a rooter
stop start driving bad for diesel engines - see above
brings the dog with him - better than the poor designer breeds locked up in tiny suburban gardens with an x marks the spot to do their business

whisky_galore

Oul lad with a car battered from ramming the gate open as he was too lazy to get out and open it.

Another pair who killed both cow and calf by pulling the calf with the tractor.

Usually owner of a demented dog permanently chained in a shed for his natural life.

Household rubbish gets fcuked in a big hape in the ditch.

One, or more, cars with trees growing up through them, won't sell or scrap.

Cut down wellies used as shoes.

whisky_galore

Finty Lemon wrote: »

Old kit is not a sign of rooting, quite the opposite in many cases. Nothing better than an old classic running like a clock.
Broken up machinery on the other hand...

Lads with places full of scrap on public display, then complaining about all the visits from "any oul scrap dere bass" types.

[Deleted User]

Deleted User wrote: »

To me a fancy tractor is more tractor than I need

............

I would agree, I would guess the chap doesn't need anything more than the ole yoke he has.

[Deleted User]

Augeo wrote: »

I know.
I'd just not be reckoning a lad in his 70s throwing a guesstimated €1500/annum keeping a tractor going is too far out of the way. Why splash out on an upgrade at that stage in your life if you're quite happy with the thing you have?
A €10k tractor could give trouble also.

Plenty fancy tractors out there with folk struggling to pay for them.

To me a fancy tractor is more tractor than I need

1500 a year sounds like a lot on maintenance but I guess it all adds up, maybe that includes fuel and insurance etc?

[Deleted User]

Deleted User wrote: »

Tractors don't deprecate much over time compared to cars

Buy a car for 10 k and a tractor for 10 k, after 2 years the tractor is probably wort 9 k and the car is probably worth 5 k

I know.
I'd just not be reckoning a lad in his 70s throwing a guesstimated €1500/annum keeping a tractor going is too far out of the way. Why splash out on an upgrade at that stage in your life if you're quite happy with the thing you have?
A €10k tractor could give trouble also.

Plenty fancy tractors out there with folk struggling to pay for them.

[Deleted User]

Augeo wrote: »

.......... did you miss the bit where it's likely there's zero depreciation?

Tractors don't deprecate much over time compared to cars

Buy a car for 10 k and a tractor for 10 k, after 2 years the tractor is probably wort 9 k and the car is probably worth 5 k

[Deleted User]

_Brian wrote: »

Things like having gates hanging, tidying up plastic wraps, decent fencing, no wild cattle, these things are important to us and signs of rooting if your not.

Id say some of your examples there line up with what I was saying on resources

fencing / tidying up plastic / having gates hanging = time / help

wild cattle = reliable animals

[Deleted User]

Dunedin wrote: »

I’m only following the poster earlier that said he’s probably spending €1500 on repairs.

€1500 is hardly TLC.........

.......... did you miss the bit where it's likely there's zero depreciation?

_Brian

Deleted User wrote: »

Given the below limiting factors id say a lot of typical farms in Ireland have an element of rooting in them:

1. Time
2. Money
3. Help from others
4. Good weather
5. Reliable animals

Lets say if you are a part time farmer that spends about 45 hrs in work including the commute, surely you by default end up doing a bit of rooting?

The only way you don't is if your parents / spouse / kids are putting in the hours on the ranch when you aren't there?

Lets say if you farm full time and are on your own and not married then the temptation to be a rooter might be higher unless you have a relative that can take on the farm after you retire?

From what I see people are often confusing lads running a low cost system with lads farming via bad practice or poor practice.

We run two old tractors, balls of shiite I’d imagine many above would say. But our DB for example has been on farm for 30+ years and never been away for a repair, we’ve done clutch etc ourselves but at that age that’s expected. It rarely fails to start and feeds all silage all winter, agitates slurry etc. I just see that as low cost operating on a small holding, is this rooting ??
Our slurry equipment is old as well, 20+ years, but works year after year for our needs.

Things like having gates hanging, tidying up plastic wraps, decent fencing, no wild cattle, these things are important to us and signs of rooting if your not.

[Deleted User]

Given the below limiting factors id say a lot of typical farms in Ireland have an element of rooting in them:

1. Time
2. Money
3. Help from others
4. Good weather
5. Reliable animals

Lets say if you are a part time farmer that spends about 45 hrs in work including the commute, surely you by default end up doing a bit of rooting?

The only way you don't is if your parents / spouse / kids are putting in the hours on the ranch when you aren't there?

Lets say if you farm full time and are on your own and not married then the temptation to be a rooter might be higher unless you have a relative that can take on the farm after you retire?

Dunedin

Augeo wrote: »

How much is a replacement tractor that's maintenance free? The chap is well into his 70s. Splashing out on a tractor mightn't appeal when he has one that does the job with TLC.

I’m only following the poster earlier that said he’s probably spending €1500 on repairs.

€1500 is hardly TLC.........

Cerveza

I was in the local hardware today and your typical rooter landed. 01 cruiser with cow box on. Neither the cruiser, box or the driver had a wash in over 10 years. A dog riding shotgun with him. No lights on the box working, engine sounded good as he left it ticking over while he went about his business.