Dr. Bre wrote: » Colleagues in work do it in the lift ! Disgusting as there is no escape
phutyle wrote: » She didn't say "taxi"? You should have given her sixers, no returns.
Wtf ? wrote: » I know one sometimes slips out but I have met/worked with people who could be talking to you and let one rip and just carry on the conversation. Some might say ''Good Arse'' ? I was beside a good looking girl on the 41 bus from the airport once,She was in a Ryanair hostess uniform and she let one rip, she looked at me and said Ahh I needed that ? wtf ? The smell was woeful so I moved seats. I know we all do it but be discreet about it.:mad:
ToBeFrank123 wrote: » Better than farting on a plane with no windows I suppose.
fussyonion wrote: » My fella told me yesterday he was in the sauna in the gym and the only other fella there left, so my fella let out the loudest 'shoes being kicked around the attic' fart of his life only to hear from the back 'Jaysus that was a good one'. He never saw the bloke sitting up on the highest bench.
Beechwoodspark wrote: » Is this thing of girls saying good arse a “thing” now? I’m guessing either an actress maybe s Ronan or a singer billy elish started doing it??
JohnnyFlash wrote: » I think a professional farter would need to be known for the decibel level and length of the dart, and opposed to the ‘pungency’ of the discharge. Which rules me out. Had a few pints last night and you could sew a button on them.
EmmetSpiceland wrote: » I did indeed. One of the English kings employed one as well, “Roland the Farter”. The greatest of them all was a man they called “Le Pétomane”. There’s a lovely short film concerning him starring the wonderful Leonard Rossiter, very enjoyable. The last, I can think of, would be Will the Farter who appeared on “The Howard Stern Show”. Long overdue another, I say.
knockers84 wrote: » Remember a one in the office was in a breakout room which is just basically a tiny room with a desk and phone to make calls in private. She said to me I’d give that room a few minutes before you go in. Didn’t know what she was on about and walked in and shut the door behind me. Let’s just say I started gagging
Beechwoodspark wrote: » Was it googles and gas mask territory?
FatherTed wrote: » Not too worried about people farting. Everybody does it. The queen, Lionel Messi, Beyonce, everyone. Just let it out and carry on.
JohnnyFlash wrote: » EmmetSpiceland wrote: » She really shouldn’t have said anything except, maybe, to ask you if you “smelled bread”, or some other scent. For maximum effect. A loud one should really be met with an “exclamation” of sorts. You know, “That one came out with its boot on!” or “Sounds just like a Golf”. I’ve said it before on this site but I’ll say it again, it’s a sad arse that never rejoices. Did you know that the old kings of Ireland used to retain the services of a professional braigetoír - a flautist. He was used to entertain guests after feasts.
EmmetSpiceland wrote: » She really shouldn’t have said anything except, maybe, to ask you if you “smelled bread”, or some other scent. For maximum effect. A loud one should really be met with an “exclamation” of sorts. You know, “That one came out with its boot on!” or “Sounds just like a Golf”. I’ve said it before on this site but I’ll say it again, it’s a sad arse that never rejoices.
paleoperson wrote: » I think some girls are like this alright though it's rare. They seem to think it's cute and funny when they fart, that their fart isn't as disgusting as an old man's fart. Possibly being reinforced by pathetic lickarse male orbiters. It's a disgrace Joe!
Wtf ? wrote: » Sometimes if home alone, I will fart into my ''cupped'' hand and smell the result. Do you smell your own ?
Leg End Reject wrote: » I'd be mortified, some things are best kept private.
