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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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Lads and ladies, it's time once again for one of Uncle Omackeral's famous tournaments. Previously, we've seen tournaments crown undisputed champions of Chocolate bars and Street Fighter characters. Today, we go back to the belly as we try to uncover just which crisp really tickles your fancy.

I'm doing up the list and the draw as we speak so we'll be ready to go with our first match in about half an hour or so. If you really want to see one of your favourites included, shoot me a PM and I'll include it if I can. If you haven't been involved in one of these before, dive on in, they're fun.

See y'all in a few minutes.

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Duane Dibbley

Tayto Cheese and Onion

They are the best tasting crisp for generations gone and future generations.

Also

Meanies are for adult babies.

If you vote Meanies then this is how the world views you.

the beer revolu

Jaysus lads and lassies.
Think about what you are doing.

Tayto C&O aren't even my favourite crisp but they are the Irish for "crisps". They are the original and first cheese and onion flavour crisp. Have a bit of respect .
They can't be beaten by them things!!

This will be like Vienna being kept off the No.1 spot by Shaddap You Face!!

Deebles McBeebles

Just listening to a police scanner here and apparently all Tayto factories are now shut due to the illegal and shocking working conditions. Its like the laundries all over again.

Ecce No Homo

We have something like Taytos at home although nothing like Meanies that I know so I vote for Meanies.More vibrant taste than Tayto. More refreshing. plus i like the packaging more.

gerrybbadd

Should the multi account holder be allowed multiple votes too? No.

It's more like Tayto 17 Meanies 10. Shyamalan would have trouble keeping up with you

The Moldy Gowl

Taytos are grand when you aren't in the mood.
Lie back and think of the queen.

Meanies are when you are alone and put porn on the TV at full blast and break out the lube and go at.

Meanies all day long

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Just listening to a police scanner here and apparently all Tayto factories are now shut due to the illegal and shocking working conditions. Its like the laundries all over again.

Sure sign of desperation Deebles, you really are in an awful pickle. Literally.

the beer revolu

Meanies are PEOPLE!!!!

Liamalone

Meanies cos southern Tayto are muck

Stevieluvsye

I put us in the lead

Ryath

Tayto don't think I've eaten meanies since I was a kid. Not a fan of most puffed corn based crisps.

Huntergonzo

Please don't tell me Tayto won, they're not even the nicest cheese and onion flavour nevermimd crisp!

King are better, Keoghs are better, O'Donnells are better, Hunky Doreys are better, sometimes I even prefer a bag of Walkers.

I'll give Tayto that though, they are the 4th nicest cheese and onion crisp.

Ps, Mighy Munch can't be beaten, this contest was rigged!!

Cienciano

Meanies, they're constantly been the best cheap crisp for 30 years. Tayto have sold out long ago

Deebles McBeebles

Liamalone wrote: »

Meanies cos southern Tayto are muck

G'man Liam. At least the Norn Iron Tayto is Irish owned.

odyssey06

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Please don't tell me Tayto won, they're not even the nicest cheese and onion flavour nevermimd crisp!
King are better, Keoghs are better, O'Donnells are better, Hunky Doreys are better, sometimes I even prefer a bag of Walkers.
I'll give Tayto that though, they are the 4th nicest cheese and onion crisp.
Ps, Mighy Munch can't be beaten, this contest was rigged!!

It's all to play for, right now the question is, who should advance to the final v Bacon Fries: do you prefer Tayto C&O or Meanies?

JohnnyFlash

Liamalone wrote: »

Meanies cos southern Tayto are muck

Good man, Liamalone! That's the sort of feckless begrudgery we are looking for here.

Stevieluvsye

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Please don't tell me Tayto won, they're not even the nicest cheese and onion flavour nevermimd crisp!

King are better, Keoghs are better, O'Donnells are better, Hunky Doreys are better, sometimes I even prefer a bag of Walkers.

I'll give Tayto that though, they are the 4th nicest cheese and onion crisp.

Ps, Mighy Munch can't be beaten, this contest was rigged!!

Vote then

Roger Hassenforder

Taytos

There the Kate Beckinsdale of the snack world
Classy and timeless

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Who knew that the lads advising the Bacon Fries people to vote for Meanies would be so right. They'll have no chance against the Tayto Empire if they go through. Us Meanie boyos on the front lines are getting a serious shelling. Stand tough lads.

honeybear

Tayto (Tastier)

Huntergonzo

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Vote then

Fine I will, Mighty Munch!!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

honeybear wrote: »

Tayto (Tastier)

I think this sums up the net worth of the average Tayto voter.

Roger Hassenforder

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Taytos

There the Kate Beckinsdale of the snack world
Classy and timeless

Sure, theres durty redheads with fake tits you'd enjoy the odd tryst with, but you'd always go back to Kate.
Like a fine wine, one for laying down and aging.

False Prophet

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Who knew that the lads advising the Bacon Fries people to vote for Meanies would be so right. They'll have no chance against the Tayto Empire if they go through. Us Meanie boyos on the front lines are getting a serious shelling. Stand tough lads.

They were impostors or undercover meanies spies, no real bacon fries follower would want to see meanies in the final. It should be the best against the best

Pintman Paddy Losty

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Should the multi account holder be allowed multiple votes too? No.

It's more like Tayto 17 Meanies 10. Shyamalan would have trouble keeping up with you

If that's directed at me then you're very wrong cvntlips. PPL has one account only.

I was also Fakemakeral but that was just to (justly) give chivkatees another run.

Leg End Reject

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I think this sums up the net worth of the average Tayto voter.

This from the loser whose helmet is raw after sliding just 3 5c coins under their foreskin.

3! And the last one wouldn't stay.

[Deleted User]

Tayto- because meanies are mean

tayto lover

T - tasty
A - amazing
Y - yummy
T - tantalizing
O - original

M - muck
E - evil
A - awful
N - nasty
I - imposter
E - envious of Tayto.

Deebles McBeebles

https://www.google.ie/search?source=hp&ei=SrJmXdmVA8HZxgOynrzIDQ&q=tayto+scandal&oq=tayto+scandal&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l5j0i22i30l5.61.2795..2978...0.0..1.1356.4493.1j1j6-2j2......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i131.hTPqnkAU9xk&ved=0ahUKEwjZ4umvhKbkAhXBrHEKHTIPD9kQ4dUDCAU&uact=5

Uncharted

Tayto Cheese and Onion are thee single greatest flavour of all time.

Every other flavour is playing catch up.

We all know it. It's foil wrapped Oirishness ffs!

When some young lad heads to Oz for a few months, only to marry yer wan from 2 mile up the road back home, what flavour does his mammy send him ????

You fcukin guessed it ... Tayto Cheese and onion.

Not stinkin pukey meanies or any other corn based sticky sh1te.

Cop yourselves on lads !!!
This is a no brainer.

Tayto Cheese and onion for the win !