Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

I'd go with Bronze with a hint of silver today. The 'Republican' v the 'Queen's Soldier' v the 'West Brits' was quality.

Also, the baffling and deliberate inability of Joe to understand or accept GDPR is classic Duffy.

Don't give him too much credit caller. He's not the smartest cookie....

sligojoek wrote: »

Was waiting for your man to call Joe a west brit

If this had happened Oliver's rating would have gone from bronze to gold in 3.5 seconds.

zell12

From Joe's tweet activity today:
Janet was stopped in a layby on the M7 yesterday. "A man approached me pleading for money for petrol, and to buy food for 3 kids in the car”. When I passed the next parking area I noticed the same man pulled in talking to another driver. He had no kids in his car.
Jane was sent home sick from work today. Jane's GP retired last week and she can't get another doctor to take her on. "I contacted several GPs but my only option is to wait for the out of hours system tonight." Have you been affected by a shortage of GPs?

goose2005

Strazdas wrote: »

Quite a few men who fought in WW1 also fought in the War of Independence (on the Irish side of course) and plenty more joined the new Free State army.

like this notorious west brit

zell12

GDPR
GPDR
GRPD
GRDP

dvcireland

Layby Scammer ?

Kathy from Eastenders.

POSSIBLY on Da Lahv Lahn twoday and dat:

An Irishwoman sitting at a state dinner in De Kremlin and dat, who did Vladimeeeeeeer Pew-teen ask about and dat?

Armistice Day so to speak in France. INCREDIBLE sculpture so to speak. A number of peeple object because it shows a man in "identiFLYably" a British Army uniform.

"DE LOONACY as peeple describe it" dat is de Gee Dee Pee Rrrrrr. More stories of stupidity - they're certainly calling de right show.

Layby scammer - Aha! Well spotted zell! - loads a peeple calling in abour dat.

Camp voyis outro? Are you new here?

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 216
Joe Shows: 173
No Show Joe Shows: 43
Breakeens 4 Joe: 43
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 36
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €432,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

De Beatles and dat? Day were never as good as Sonny Knowles or Red Hurley sez I.

You probably can't listen to yer auld Sonny Knowles records deeze days without breaking de Gee Dee Pee Rrrrrr sez I.

Won't be listening. Enjoy de show callers.

Oh good luck.......

withless

Surely it will all be abouh Trump.

fateen trying to figure out the difference between the senate and house will be epic.

fateen reads this or hew now on wikipedia

Hector Savage

ButtersSuki wrote: »

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 216
Joe Shows: 173
No Show Joe Shows: 43
Breakeens 4 Joe: 43
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 36
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €432,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

De Beatles and dat? Day were never as good as Sonny Knowles or Red Hurley sez I.

You probably can't listen to yer auld Sonny Knowles records deeze days without breaking de Gee Dee Pee Rrrrrr sez I.

So Joe earns a lot more than 416k then ... when did he get the raise ?

fateen reads this or hew now on wikipedia

Hector Savage wrote: »

ButtersSuki wrote: »

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 216
Joe Shows: 173
No Show Joe Shows: 43
Breakeens 4 Joe: 43
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 36
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €432,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

De Beatles and dat? Day were never as good as Sonny Knowles or Red Hurley sez I.

You probably can't listen to yer auld Sonny Knowles records deeze days without breaking de Gee Dee Pee Rrrrrr sez I.

So Joe earns a lot more than 416k then ... when did he get the raise ?

in the galway races years ago caller our ethnic friends wud have A card game called the three card trick.
the only people lured in were rednecks possibly wearing white socks a bomber jacket and pale denim jeans.
the ruse was that there was never a 50 punt it was all a slight of hand.
unmask the veneer of fateen its the same 1/10 of an inch of wallnut while underneath chipboard...

fateen reads this or hew now on wikipedia

Hector Savage wrote: »

ButtersSuki wrote: »

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 216
Joe Shows: 173
No Show Joe Shows: 43
Breakeens 4 Joe: 43
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 36
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €432,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

De Beatles and dat? Day were never as good as Sonny Knowles or Red Hurley sez I.

You probably can't listen to yer auld Sonny Knowles records deeze days without breaking de Gee Dee Pee Rrrrrr sez I.

So Joe earns a lot more than 416k then ... when did he get the raise ?

McDermotX

Calendar mattymatics

civil servants trying to get the most bang for their buck here

2smiggy

many many outraged mammies of nurses ringing in today possibly !?

'it's a vocation ..' etc etc

Hector Savage

Dis day 7 weeks it's St. Stephenseseses day so to speak ..

Odyssey 2005

Duffy talking about excessive holidays

. Neck like a jockeys bollix

STAN!

"9 days off on the trot"

You'd know all about that, Joe

cozar

ffs will you look at a calendar joe,

2smiggy

'some would have died over the christmas Joe'

STAN!

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Duffy talking about excessive holidays . Neck like a jockeys bollix

we see him as a moocher talking our money he sees himself as a world class journalist
to quote morrisy (epic johnny marr gig btw)
"you bare more grudges than high court judges"

bottlebrush

they won't book off leave Joe. they'll just ring in sick.

"... such august company"

Didn't he use that phrase yesterday?

Dan Jaman

Vladimir buying goodwill in Ireland for the cost of tea and a medal.