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BMI and number of dumps during work

Conservatory

If anybody knows me they know 2 things.

1 I work in construction
2 BMI is my life

I build hotels but my overtime is usual small jobs like a quick changing around of things in shops or peoples houses.

I usually pick a team for these jobs. The boss probably thinks I do it based off people skills or how much they have on this week or their need for overtime. To tell you the truth it’s none of these.

I can calculate a fellas BMI by looking at him. If you look spot on you will get the overtime before the fella below or under the score. It’s made me very successful in life over the years. My teams always hit deadlines and show up when they should. There is no weak immune systems in my overtime ecosystem.

So what’s the point in the thread. Well these stupid summer holidays. With my usual go to guys being on holidays I’m having to drain the BMI pool and take chances on lads who are a bit rotund or a bit hungry looking.
Now apart from them being tired come 9 o clock in the evening when normally my usually team are only getting their second wind I have noticed how much time they spend on the Jax. I had one fella this evening hit the big twice in 3 hours.

Surely it couldn’t be due to BMI. I empty the tank every day around 5. Done and dusted. I’ve started to notice these same lads nip off to the Jax during the day too it never dawned on me.

Is your BMI out of kilter?
Can you be trusted to man your post or are you going to need a toilet break?

Some of these lads would have great dexa scores but that’s no good to me.

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amcalester

BMI. Is that one of those newfangled computers?

kfallon

amcalester wrote: »

BMI. Is that one of those newfangled computers?

It's the OP's "Bum to Mouth Index", if OP thinks he would put his mouth to your bum and rim, you're hired!

Cupcake_Crisis

Ah lad. You really need a hobby.

super_furry

kfallon wrote: »

It's the OP's "Bum to Mouth Index", if OP thinks he would put his mouth to your bum and rim, you're hired!

Nah, it's his Back Me In ratio. The more likely you are to guide him to love lane, the more likely you are to get the nod.

corner of hells

Are you sure they're not cracking one off in the jax , a lot of these new fangled smart phones have the ol porn on them.

Hector Bellend

I'm a big fat c@nt with a gigantic BMI.

Therefore, I enjoy a massive shyte on company time.

Conservatory

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'm a big fat c@nt with a gigantic BMI.

Therefore, I enjoy a massive shyte on company time.

I fricken knew it. Thanks for your honesty.

demanufactured

Op...I doubt many tradesmen out up with that bs

super_furry

Conservatory wrote: »

I fricken knew it. Thanks for your honesty.

How many men are under you out of interest?

Kevwoody

Conservatory wrote:

If anybody knows me they know 2 things.

1. You have to comment in every thread.
2. It's usually to spout pure ****e.

kfallon

You could set your watch by my arse with the ould dumps in work!
As regular as a Kennedy funeral!

Conservatory

super_furry wrote: »

How many men are under you out of interest?

At most about ten - fifteen but it can change from day to day.

Hector Bellend

Conservatory wrote: »

At most about ten - fifteen but it can change from day to day.

Quite the goer arent we

Atlantic Dawn

I usually do a the 1 stop pit strategy during a weekday, on weekends I can have as many stops as I like, lol.

Conservatory

kfallon wrote: »

You could set your watch by my arse with the ould dumps in work!
As regular as a Kennedy funeral!

Your BMI must be exquisite.

Cupcake_Crisis

Conservatory wrote: »

At most about ten - fifteen but it can change from day to day.

Lucky you!!

SEPT 23 1989

I have one cr@p a day in the morning and that's it

Conservatory

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Quite the goer arent we

Yep I’ve done very well over the last year and been quite lucky with people playing musical chairs in the building game at the moment due to the wages rising again. Also I never miss days.

I’ve recently moved from plumbing (my trade) to air con to being the boss of mechanical sides of operations when the boss isn’t there. I run a lot of small jobs for the boss out of hours now too. Usually sit in the van on my phone for a lot of these.

Funny thing is there is a lot of people that know a lot more than me at both these trades and I’ve very little clue about ducting but they don’t seem to ever go anywhere more than being daytime jobbers having the same level of responsibility as they did when they got qualified.

porsche boy

You sir sound like a barrel of laughs. BMI index me hole.

alan1963

I have a perfect BMI and only ****e once a day at 6am,
only problem dont get up till 6.30.

biko

BMI is out, we're all driving Audi now

kfallon

Conservatory wrote: »

Your BMI must be exquisite.

I'm only small, but regular! Plenty of fruit is the key, slides out like an otter down a riverbank

Conservatory

porsche boy wrote: »

You sir sound like a barrel of laughs. BMI index me hole.

It’s not a BMI index it’s a body mass index.

You just called it a body mass index index. Haha you’d be surprised how often that happens.

super_furry

Conservatory wrote: »

At most about ten - fifteen but it can change from day to day.

Right so. Kind of forgot where I was going with this really but, well, you're silly and the things you're saying are silly too.

Conservatory

super_furry wrote: »

Right so. Kind of forgot where I was going with this really but, well, you're silly and the things you're saying are silly too.

Yeah I have to be serious a lot of the time now. Watch what I say and all that ****e. So on boards I can have a bit of a laugh and a joke and sometimes find out if my views on BMI are correct or ask people about how to sort my kitchen ceiling out. It might need replastering or it might not. I actually came on here to get opinions on that but never bothered.

If you seen me in work you’d say “god I bet that guy measures every single calorie he eats” but you would never say “I bet that’s that conservatory guy always being silly”

Stheno

Conservatory wrote: »

It’s not a BMI index it’s a body mass index.

You just called it a body mass index index. Haha you’d be surprised how often that happens.

what is your bmi out of curiosity?

mloc123

Conservatory wrote: »

It’s not a BMI index it’s a body mass index.

You just called it a body mass index index. Haha you’d be surprised how often that happens.

Like using the ATM machine..

Purple Mountain

Are you just back from a weekend in the Dam or something buddy?

Conservatory

Stheno wrote: »

what is your bmi out of curiosity?

It can slide from 21.7 to 21.75 depending on how crazy I have been.

Stheno

Conservatory wrote: »

It can slide from 21.7 to 21.75 depending on how crazy I have been.

so the higher side of the normal scale of 18.5 to 25.

would you not consider lowering it a bit?