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Sex party, have you ever been?

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I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

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Brendan Bendar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

What are you on about pal???

You half way through a slab of Stella already?

It’s Friday pal,slab of Grolsch in Tesco at a euron a can.

Cannot beat that, put a cock like a tuna can on a lad going out later on.

TomSweeney

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

It’s Friday pal,slab of Grolsch in Tesco at a euron a can.

Cannot beat that, put a cock like a tuna can on a lad going out later on.

A cock like a tuna can ?
What small and chunky?

Brendan Bendar

TomSweeney wrote: »

A cock like a tuna can ?
What small and chunky?

You’re thinking of John West, Tomás, nah, big 456g blockbuster.

Just a look would put a ‘glaze’ on the mutton drapes.

You know yourself……………

Slideways

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

You’re thinking of John West, Tomás, nah, big 456g blockbuster.

Just a look would put a ‘glaze’ on the mutton drapes.

You know yourself……………

Leaking like a George Foreman grill at the sight of it and a fent off her that would have brown bears waking from their slumber early

Brendan Bendar

Slideways wrote: »

Leaking like a George Foreman grill at the sight of it and a fent off her that would have brown bears waking from their slumber early

Correct, fent would set off a fire alarm and leaking like a gravel lorry at a red light.
Correct.

JohnnyFlash

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Correct, fent would set off a fire alarm and leaking like a gravel lorry at a red light.
Correct.

Dripping like an auld cement mixer?

Slideways

Like a 35yr old Kelvinator, leaking on the kitchen floor

Pero_Bueno

Come on Paddy .... tell us about your latest antics!!

branie2

fuerte1976

Ball is burst here I'd say.. Move along, nothing to see ðŸ˜€

showpony1

I would say the Pintman & Johnny are just holding off for the six nations next week

lukesmom

Missing this thread.

PandaPoo

Before we got married we did some swinging and sex parties. They parties were really enjoyable. You have to be invited, it's usually on in someone's house, really laid back and casual, no pressure to do anything at all.

We did it all on a swinging website. The party had a few couples, a few singles girls and 1 single man. It's a normal party until around 11, by then everyone has chatted and feels more comfortable. Then the host flicks the lights and the women go upstairs and put something sexy on and come back down.
My first party I was shocked, a polish girl had a body stocking on. She had fake boobs and an incredible figure. Another girl wore a robe, she was a larger lady.

There was an orgy with around 8 people in one room, 2 guys drinking beer and chatting, butt naked, a guy getting a blow job on the couch....lots going on. You can leave feedback on people's profiles, usually always very good. There's a chat room on the site too so you can chat and get to know people. You can also view cams if people wish to share them, or go on yourself. It tells you who is watching you.

We stopped when we got engaged. We wouldn't ever go back to it. I actually shut down our account the other day, I used to go on every now and then just to look at our pictures and remember how attractive I was 4 years ago

JohnnyFlash

showpony1 wrote: »

I would say the Pintman & Johnny are just holding off for the six nations next week

You got it in one pal, you got it in one!!

Don't know about Pintman, but I was sniffing around Temple Bar after the game like a fúcking tomcat in heat. You'd pay through the nose for a pint down there, but it's where the action is. Soon got chatting to a couple of fat-arsed ones from Wales. Great craic so they were. Bought them a few drinks, and we were roaring drunk by the end of the night. One of them took a shine to me, bird in her mid-30's. She was wearing a Wales top, but I could see she had a fine set of fun bags on her underneath. Turns out she was recently sepearted from a 'softcock named Alun'. I suggested we head back to her hotel for a raid of the minibar.

Fúck me, but she was some goer. The language on her was out of this world, calling me a 'Irish cnut' and 'don't give up on me now Johnny, you fúcking spud muncher'. It was nearly worn down to the stump by the time we finished. Was hanging when I woke up, but helped meself to the buffet for breakfast this morning. Got her number, so I might catch up with her if I'm ever in Cardiff. :cool:

TomSweeney

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You got it in one pal, you got it in one!!

Don't know about Pintman, but I was sniffing around Temple Bar after the game like a fúcking tomcat in heat. You'd pay through the nose for a pint down there, but it's where the action is. Soon got chatting to a couple of fat-arsed ones from Wales. Great craic so they were. Bought them a few drinks, and we were roaring drunk by the end of the night. One of them took a shine to me, bird in her mid-30's. She was wearing a Wales top, but I could see she had a fine set of fun bags on her underneath. Turns out she was recently sepearted from a 'softcock named Alun'. I suggested we head back to her hotel for a raid of the minibar.

Fúck me, but she was some goer. The language on her was out of this world, calling me a 'Irish cnut' and 'don't give up on me now Johnny, you fúcking spud muncher'. It was nearly worn down to the stump by the time we finished. Was hanging when I woke up, but helped meself to the buffet for breakfast this morning. Got her number, so I might catch up with her if I'm ever in Cardiff. :cool:

love it!

Mister Vain

fúcking spud muncher.

Hector Savage

I'm looking forward to Pintmans posts ....

showpony1

Hector Savage wrote: »

I'm looking forward to Pintmans posts ....

The Pintman usually only does the dirt abroad on golf trips to Portugal, girls that would suck a garden through a hose over there.

lorcand1990

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You got it in one pal, you got it in one!!

Don't know about Pintman, but I was sniffing around Temple Bar after the game like a fúcking tomcat in heat. You'd pay through the nose for a pint down there, but it's where the action is. Soon got chatting to a couple of fat-arsed ones from Wales. Great craic so they were. Bought them a few drinks, and we were roaring drunk by the end of the night. One of them took a shine to me, bird in her mid-30's. She was wearing a Wales top, but I could see she had a fine set of fun bags on her underneath. Turns out she was recently sepearted from a 'softcock named Alun'. I suggested we head back to her hotel for a raid of the minibar.

Fúck me, but she was some goer. The language on her was out of this world, calling me a 'Irish cnut' and 'don't give up on me now Johnny, you fúcking spud muncher'. It was nearly worn down to the stump by the time we finished. Was hanging when I woke up, but helped meself to the buffet for breakfast this morning. Got her number, so I might catch up with her if I'm ever in Cardiff. :cool:

You could give Ross O'Carroll Kelly a run for his money with that!

CastielJ

emm no, but I was invited once

Bambi985

Jeez feel like a bit of a prude reading this thread. We’re not reknowned to be a sexy bunch like. Can think of nothing worse than standing and trying to act casual while there’s an orgy of slightly fat middle aged couples in the corner and a guy getting sucked off in front of me.

Pluto Planet

Bambi985 wrote: »

Jeez feel like a bit of a prude reading this thread. We’re not reknowned to be a sexy bunch like. Can think of nothing worse than standing and trying to act casual while there’s an orgy of slightly fat middle aged couples in the corner and a guy getting sucked off in front of me.

Don't knock it til you try it.

Bambi985

Nah hard pass tbh

professore

Bambi985 wrote: »

Jeez feel like a bit of a prude reading this thread. We’re not reknowned to be a sexy bunch like. Can think of nothing worse than standing and trying to act casual while there’s an orgy of slightly fat middle aged couples in the corner and a guy getting sucked off in front of me.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or mine for that matter.

I got a glimpse of it one evening when out with another married couple and the husband started talking about swinging and the wife started rubbing her leg off mine under the table. A very "respectable" straight laced professional couple I might add. Now if she looked more like Jessica Alba than Angela Merkel then who knows ...

Hector Savage

Pluto Planet wrote: »

Don't knock it til you try it.

Bookmarking !

Bambi985

professore wrote: »

I got a glimpse of it one evening when out with another married couple and the husband started talking about swinging and the wife started rubbing her leg off mine under the table. A very "respectable" straight laced professional couple I might add. Now if she looked more like Jessica Alba than Angela Merkel then who knows ...

:pac::pac:

That's the thing isn't it. How often are they likely to be on the Jessica Alba vs Angela Merkel scale of attractiveness...

Jack Kanoff

Bambi985 wrote: »

:pac::pac:

That's the thing isn't it. How often are they likely to be on the Jessica Alba vs Angela Merkel scale of attractiveness...

Those Teutonic thighs are a 10 on my jackkanoff-scale !!

professore

Bambi985 wrote: »

:pac::pac:

That's the thing isn't it. How often are they likely to be on the Jessica Alba vs Angela Merkel scale of attractiveness...

Looks like I'm not the only one she made the moves on ...

gerrybbadd

Pope with the innovative 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink there

_Dara_

Bambi985 wrote: »

Jeez feel like a bit of a prude reading this thread. We’re not reknowned to be a sexy bunch like. Can think of nothing worse than standing and trying to act casual while there’s an orgy of slightly fat middle aged couples in the corner and a guy getting sucked off in front of me.

Yeah, in one's mind's eye, it's supermodels in attendance. In reality, I'd imagine it's very far from that.