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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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ratmouse

Ella

Teyla Emmagan

optogirl wrote: »

I don't like any of the 'tradesperson' ones really - Harper, Cooper, Piper, Mason.

I never twigged that before!

rachaelf750

Some I know called there son Ryce or Rice, I don't no how its spelled. Poor child.

Big Bag of Chips

I know an Axle.... Surname Foley!

ladybugxx

Augustus Gallomph

Hotblack Desiato

Sadb wrote: »

Strangely I know an Israel too!

I say she'd be great for keeping the neighbour's kids occupied.

optogirl

Colton ðŸ˜•

pilly

ratmouse wrote:

Ella

What's wrong with Ella?

Hotblack Desiato

One of those cute toddler names that just doesn't suit adults at all.

Barnavave

Emmet has to be right up there.

Hotblack Desiato

The Lego Movie made that name not exactly cool, but substantially less uncool.

Widdershins

My friend Sarah Michael's husband is called Michael. I never thought about his full name before. How could his parents?

mimimcmc

Widdershins wrote: »

My friend Sarah Michael's husband is called Michael. I never thought about his full name before. How could his parents?

I've seen quite a few Brian O'Briens and a Ben Bennett... *facepalm*

optogirl

Just heard news of another Neveah born to the world

Widdershins

mimimcmc wrote: »

I've seen quite a few Brian O'Briens and a Ben Bennett... *facepalm*

There's a Gordon Bennett working in a Dunnes Stores. Amusing when they call him over the tannoy. https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/gordon-bennett.html

Gordon is not a name I'd choose. Sounds like a scary place in a JRR Tolkien book. The mines of Gordon.

Not keen on the ones that were common until the late 20th century, Malcolm, Maureen, Phyllis, Gladys, Derek...but not sure about the Ellas and Sophies and Lotties and Hayleys either

buck65

Syphonax wrote: »

If your second name is Lester for the love of god dont name your son Moe

or Michael.

Mountainsandh

I know a Niomy. There could be an A thrown in there somewhere, but I can't remember where exactly.

optogirl

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I know a Niomy. There could be an A thrown in there somewhere, but I can't remember where exactly.

do you mean Naomi? A fairly well-established name I think. Not one I would love but don't mind it.

and still ricky villa

optogirl wrote: »

do you mean Naomi? A fairly well-established name I think. Not one I would love but don't mind it.

Might be someone I went to school with. Her name was written Naomi and most mere mortals would pronounce that Nay-oh-mee but she insisted it was Nigh-oh-me

I also went to school with a Niamh who decided to jazz her name up be spelling it Naive

Crea

Eugene is a dreadful name

PandaPoo

Vel wrote: »

Piper was running amok in Lidl at the weekend.

Ugh, its just such a horrible name

I met a Piper recently too, and a Brooklyn. He wasn't even walking and had a brand new pair of Nikes, and an Adidas tracksuit.

[Deleted User]

I just met a Bonead. Like Sinead only Bon. Can't do fadas on my laptop.

Never heard it before but apparently it is a name! I just think it's a bit ugly.

Cortina_MK_IV

Christ almighty... Going to go through life called Bone head.

Noodles81

I came across a Sharntell recently. Apparently pronounced as Chantelle??

LordSutch

Herbert.

Lorelli!

I heard of Cooper the other day. Don't really like it. It's trying to hard to be cool or something!

Claude Wilton

Pierre.

On a fella from West Dublin without a drop of French blood in him.

Mountainsandh

optogirl wrote: »

do you mean Naomi? A fairly well-established name I think. Not one I would love but don't mind it.

No, Niomy.
I was told how to spell it, I think the A is just my mind rebelling.
This is a child.

XxMCRxBabyxX

Just come across this. An expectant mother wants to call her child Iris James if a girl or Gage Theodore if a boy. Her other daughters are Hattie Juniper and Cleo Annika. I can't decide which is the worst but Gage seems particularly awful.

Edit: Wait, I found worse further down the thread: Jayton Edward, Sharlanisha Jarde and Romany Judhe.

dense

Cory.

Ryan.

Eg., Cory Ryan, Ryan Ryan.