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Annoying Gym Behaviour - Mk2(?)

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Whatever happened to that old thread? I loved that thread.

Anyway, wanted it back because it's entertaining reading. I'm finding it hard to get the ball rolling because at 6.30am there's not much in the way of annoying behaviour in my gym. The usual plates not returned to racks or whatever. Or people splashing big gross wet footprints around the place after the shower.

What new horror stories have we for 2015?

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MysticMonk

Blacktie. wrote: »

Na man they're not natty. The real big natties are in the non commercial gyms.

Yes..and they only emerge from their training every so often to give advice and pour scorn on the commercial gym juicers.

DMcL1971

Ah Jaysus, I'm getting even more lost. What's a juicer?

Alf Veedersane

DMcL1971 wrote: »

Ah Jaysus, I'm getting even more lost. What's a juicer?

They extract juice from fruit, primarily.

The ones they have in commercial gyms are cheap and break down a lot.

[Deleted User]

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

They extract juice from fruit, primarily.

The ones they have in commercial gyms are cheap and break down a lot.

But that's not important right now.

MysticMonk

Non natty,juicer.

Natty,non-juicer

Squatman

Blacktie. wrote: »

Come join the non-commercial gym master race! :pac:

OOOO, can i touch you?:rolleyes:

Dtp1979

MysticMonk wrote: »

Non natty,juicer.

Natty,non-juicer

Jesus Ronnie colemans traps are so big they actually look like his shoulders, and he put his head and trap shoulders inside an artificial muscle suit

Alf Veedersane

bluewolf wrote: »

But that's not important right now.

You're not important right now.

#burn

[Deleted User]

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

You're not important right now.

#burn

I don't think they said that in Airplane

Alf Veedersane

bluewolf wrote: »

I don't think they said that in Airplane

They missed a trick

Harambe

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Jesus Ronnie colemans traps are so big they actually look like his shoulders, and he put his head and trap shoulders inside an artificial muscle suit

I can never unsee this

Reps4jesus

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Jesus Ronnie colemans traps are so big they actually look like his shoulders, and he put his head and trap shoulders inside an artificial muscle suit

Wait....Ronnie wasnt Natty???

D'Agger

bluewolf wrote: »

I don't think they said that in Airplane

Surely you can't be serious?

Alf Veedersane

D'Agger wrote: »

Surely you can't be serious?

This could get out of hand.

[Deleted User]

Roger, Roger

MysticMonk

Reps4jesus wrote: »

Wait....Ronnie wasnt Natty???

He had Natty Dreads once but they fell out from the testo.

Powerhouse

MysticMonk wrote: »

Non natty,juicer.

Natty,non-juicer

The big guy is certainly making some progress. Would that be Apple juice or Orange juice he'd prefer I wonder?

Blacktie.

Powerhouse wrote: »

The big guy is certainly making some progress. Would that be Apple juice or Orange juice he'd prefer I wonder?

I think he's gone beyond that tbh.

Pineapple juice fo sho.

Zillah

Blacktie. wrote: »

Pineapple juice fo sho.

Do you think he uses a regular syringe to inject it into his muscles or would a high pressure pump be required at this point?

D'Agger

Zillah wrote: »

Do you think he uses a regular syringe to inject it into his muscles or would a high pressure pump be required at this point?

Depends on how viscous it is I'd imagine - blending so much that you remove pulp/bits and you can inject that no bother I'd say

Alf Veedersane

Seen recently: Ronnie without the muscle suit, having a kickaround

cloudatlas

Setting up a bench in the squat rack and then absconding to go and do ab roll outs with the barbell on another platform therefore hogging that one as well for your silly use of it.

Also got asked if someone could share my platform to do dead lifts while I squat. Personally I like having air to breath. Never seen anyone sharing before in this gym the platforms aren't that big. I just asked him if there was enough room and told him I have one more set and then he quickly decided that there was a platform free in the other room, my guess is he just didn't want to be in there doing light dead lifts with the hex bar in front of the Oly lifters.

team_actimel

It's been said before but it is my number one annoyance.

People who head over to a machine and proceed to sit down and play with their phone before doing anything.

Alf Veedersane

team_actimel wrote: »

It's been said before but it is my number one annoyance.

People who head over to a machine and proceed to sit down and play with their phone before doing anything.

Tbf, there's nothing worse than finishing a set and realising that you didn't actually do it because it wasn't on Facebook or Instagram.

Chancer3001

team_actimel wrote: »

It's been said before but it is my number one annoyance.

People who head over to a machine and proceed to sit down and play with their phone before doing anything.

I do that all the time. Say I've just finished using the bench. Put the weights back, straight to the incline bench machine (for example).... take a one minute break before I go again.

60 seconds staring into space? Nah. Out with the phone

team_actimel

Chancer3001 wrote: »

I do that all the time. Say I've just finished using the bench. Put the weights back, straight to the incline bench machine (for example).... take a one minute break before I go again.

60 seconds staring into space? Nah. Out with the phone

It's the ones that do it for a few minutes that's annoying, especially when you're waiting for that machine.

RayCun

Chancer3001 wrote: »

60 seconds staring into space?

A whole 60 seconds? :eek::eek::eek:

Chancer3001

team_actimel wrote: »

It's the ones that do it for a few minutes that's annoying, especially when you're waiting for that machine.

Ask to work in. If they're resting a few minutes they shud have no problem

Chancer3001

RayCun wrote: »

A whole 60 seconds? :eek::eek::eek:

I use my rest periods at the gym to read on my phone.

Could be football365 or could be study but there's always something I pick to read when gymming. I work off 1 min rests between sets. If I do 20-24 sets , that's a nice chunk of time wasted if I'm staring into space.

(Some days I superset or change it up and don't bring any phone)

RayCun

Get phone, open it, read for 30 seconds, put away phone, repeat 20 times

That's not being efficient with your time, that's being obsessive