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The after hours blind date extravaganza

A Battered Mars Bar

So. I've a wife and kid. But you lot need help.

Here's a thread to help.

You post the name of a boardsie you want a pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings with. They reply inkind... well then! Take it to PM and roger yer missus a penny farthings worth. They don't reply well sod that then innit.

Here's the catch. It's an honor system. You get rejected/no reply once it's seen by our beloved community so no point posting a second choice as that loser il no doubt say tar be on yer bike mate.

Do one! Classic.

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Pac1Man

tomwaterford wrote: »

Boards is anonmus already???

Not as much as you'd like.

Your name is Thomas and you're from Waterford.

tomwaterford

Pac1Man wrote: »

Not as much as you'd like.

Your name is Thomas and you're from Waterford.

Busted

I really must change my username at some stage....but id soon be found out rather easily

Collie D

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well it might be a nice idea to have a thread where you can post about posters that you find funny/amusing/likeable etc. Not necessarily that you want to ride them (that's optional)

What would be the point?

Day Lewin

Lots of fine words, bravado... But not one single poster has taken the bait, yet.

corner of hells

Our own brand of "Jeremy Kyle" .
Just imagine the potential.

Surreptitious

I'm too shy to speak out.

Lady is a tramp

I'll give LadyMacBeth_ a go. If she'll have me.

We can call each other "Lady" in bed ...

fizzypish

RayM wrote: »

I'll take whoever can handle me at my best. Because anyone who can't handle me at my best sure as hell wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst.

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Did you pull this from FB? Shouldn't you be looking for someone who can handle you at your worst too? Won't you just subject yourself to a string of failed relationships if you just hang with people who only tolerate you at your best moments? Why do men have nipples?

MuffinTop86

If it's fantasy only and you don't have to meet them (what with having an other half in The Real World (TM)) then there's a poster by the name of Aongus von Bismarck that I see pop up from time to time who seems to be like the James Bond of internet forums.
He could be alright for a lash.

LadyMacBeth_

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I'll give LadyMacBeth_ a go. If she'll have me.

We can call each other "Lady" in bed ...

I'm game for that. I can be your first foray into the lesbian world, prepare you for when you hook up with your best friend

Boom_Bap

The tide wouldn't take me out

Winterlong

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The tide wouldn't take me out

It is a blind date...so perhaps we can hook you up with a truly blind poster?

Lady is a tramp

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm game for that. I can be your first foray into the lesbian world, prepare you for when you hook up with your best friend

Ooooh I'm looking forward to this now. I haven't kissed a girl since I was a teenager! I remember it was always so much softer and nicer than kissing boys ...

LadyMacBeth_

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Ooooh I'm looking forward to this now. I haven't kissed a girl since I was a teenager! I remember it was always so much softer and nicer than kissing boys ...

Well, if you think we're good at kissing you can imagine what else we're good at

Winterlong

Get a room !

Kimbot

Surreptitious wrote: »

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

AH its ok I like you too :P

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The tide wouldn't take me out

Come on Boom ill wine ya, dine ya then 69 ya :P

Mr.Plough

I'd give LexieOnRale a dart. Leaving the country in a few days though so unfortunately it's not going to happen Lexie.

Kimbot

Mr.Plough wrote: »

I'd give LexieOnRale a dart. Leaving the country in a few days though so unfortunately it's not going to happen Lexie.

You'd plough her eh :P

Surreptitious

jonnycivic wrote: »

AH its ok I like you too :P

Aw Jonny * smooches

RobbingBandit

WHO WANTS TO ****ING TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!

Leaves on pages for five minutes no response goes to 18th floor balcony and jumps GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD.

Boom_Bap

Winterlong wrote: »

It is a blind date...so perhaps we can hook you up with a truly blind poster?

Woah there, I didn't say it was because of my appearance

jonnycivic wrote: »

Come on Boom ill wine ya, dine ya then 69 ya :P

Slow down there horse, what's for dinner?

RobbingBandit

Nobody likes me nobody loves me i am not purty enough.

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Woah there, I didn't say it was because of my appearance

Slow down there horse, what's for dinner?

Steak :P

Boom_Bap

jonnycivic wrote: »

Steak :P

That's a poor choice of meal if there is to be any tomfoolery afterwards.
I'd be just unbuttoning my jeans (not for sexy time) and asking you to rub my belly.

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

That's a poor choice of meal if there is to be any tomfoolery afterwards.
I'd be just unbuttoning my jeans (not for sexy time) and asking you to rub my belly.

Get your jacket....... you've scored

whoopsadoodles

jonnycivic wrote: »

Get your jacket....... you've scored

Is that the young wans version of "Get your coat, you've pulled?"

Kimbot

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Is that the young wans version of "Get your coat, you've pulled?"

Yup, we are trying to be young and hip around here :P

Boom_Bap

I'll make sure to bring my pogs and yo-yo on our date.

You're paying. Dibs.

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'll make sure to bring my pogs and yo-yo on our date.

You're paying. Dibs.

Pogs and Yo-yo?

Its not a date....... we are getting married now :pac: