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Second coming

gramar

What would happen if there was a second coming? What if JC himself appeared and not only claimed to be the son of God but was to prove it?
The catholic church would get a big surprise anyway.

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The_Valeyard

Pherekydes wrote: »

Em, there was a 2nd coming. He died and two days later he rose again. Count 'em up. Two.

Next time will be the third time.

Nah, that was just a teaser trailer.

Rory28

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Nah, that was just a teaser trailer.

The kickstarter failed so it aint happening.

CINCLANTFLT

brevity wrote: »

I'm sick of sequels.

I'm sick of squirrels...

CINCLANTFLT

suicide_circus wrote: »

not something you should really worry about tbh

a god that makes his creations sick only to command them to be well is not going to be a god you can really ever please or reason with

the kind of god which can create black holes, dark matter, galaxies etc and yet is still apparently concerned about what food you eat, who you go to bed with, wants you to slice pieces off your children...this is a tinkering and capricious god whom you should not spend any of your short life worrying about as he would be, if he did exist, so far outside the realm of your comprehension that to concern yourself with his fads would be a waste of life

I've had two faps already today... do you think he cares? I blame my finding of the tag FFM in xvideos for this...

jimgoose

God is already here among us and has been for some time. He's working as a systems programmer for Texas Instruments. See here for a FAQ:

https://banana.fish/sysadmin/GodSysadmin

Winterlong

If there is a second coming we will need a new bible.
We could get Stephen King to write it. Make it more exciting like.

gctest50

Pherekydes wrote: »

Em, there was a 2nd coming. He died and two days later he rose again. Count 'em up. Two.

Next time will be the third time.

We've readymix concrete now though

Be like : "get out of that you beardy hipster git"

Dr Jakub

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ba/a6/23/baa623e85cff78aca342882ea63c600c.jpg

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I thought this thread was going in a very different direction.

Riddle101

We can finally put those "Jesus is coming, look busy" t-shirts to good use.

DJIMI TRARORE

His arrival would be followed by a reality show to pick the 12 apostles

Hande hoche!

DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »

His arrival would be followed by a reality show to pick the 12 apostles

With inevitably one contestant declaring they were here to win and not to make friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g2S3goIWs0

maudgonner

Angelina will be making a huge play to become the new Mary Magdalene.

gramar

maudgonner wrote: »

Angelina will be making a huge play to become the new Mary Magdalene.

Would Morgan Freeman play his father? And if Jesus is white as presumed to be? More scandal to hit the church.

Duckworth_Luas

Garth is not coming back

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gramar wrote: »

What would happen if there was a second coming? What if JC himself appeared and not only claimed to be the son of God but was to prove it?
The catholic church would get a big surprise anyway.

Four (Android) pages into a discussion on what would happen in the event of a Second Coming and nobody has mentioned one of the most profound pieces of existential literature ever written, Dostoevsky's Grand Inquisitor from his greatest novel The Brothers Karamazov.

The Grand Inquisitor