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  • 09-12-2016 10:23pm
    #1
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭


    What am I?

    There's books but you can't read
    There's teeth but no incisors or molars
    There's doors made of wood in the walls but there's no buildings.
    There's sheep and wool but no animals


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    #2
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can kiss in bobbyland, but no shifting.


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    #3
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    There's books but no paper


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    #4
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    There's grass but no lawnmower


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    #5
    Jayop
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    Drinking is not allowed, but there's lots of beer.


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    #6
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can't trip but it's OK to fall.


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    #7
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Texas?

    latest?cb=20150424153058


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    #8
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Nope, but on the subject of things texan...

    There's bulls but no cows.


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    #9
    [Deleted User]
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    Do we ask you question or just guess?

    Chicago or Bartenders :D


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    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Do we ask you question or just guess?

    Chicago or Bartenders :D

    The answer might not be a thing more of a concept. BTW this isn't part of the riddle.

    You'll all hate me for this. It's so stupid.


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    The_Valeyard
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    You been smoking the whacky stuff?


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    #12
    Tigger
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    Crosstown has lot to answer for


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    #13
    [Deleted User]
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    mass?


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    #14
    The_Valeyard
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    Purgatory


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    #15
    Tigger
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    snooker


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    [Deleted User]
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    Tigger wrote: »
    snooker

    Tiggers gooood

    Whats the book thing about?


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    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Boards won't let me post the rules :(


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    #18
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Boards won't let me post the rules :(

    who did a what now?


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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Boards won't let me post the rules :(

    posted fine


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    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can have mass and snooker. Purgatory isn't allowed but hell is.


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    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    I don't understand this game :(


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    A Neurotic
    Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    I think I have it.

    Jayop, are there fools, but not idiots?

    I imagine you can have dinner and supper, but not breakfast or brunch?


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    #23
    [Deleted User]
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    People have heels but no toes

    Will admit I felt like Matt Damon in this scene



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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    you can have Tiggers and Sullys but not Jaylops and Neurotics :)

    snooker or pool or even billiards are played here in the immense hall but no dart boards


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    Uriel.
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    Are exorcisms allowed ?


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    #26
    Tigger
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    Uriel. wrote: »
    Are exorcisms allowed ?

    they call them dispossessions of the hellions rather than exorcisims of the spirits


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    daisy123
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    I can see waterfalls, but no water?


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    #28
    Tigger
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    daisy123 wrote: »
    I can see waterfalls, but no water?

    trippy


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    #29
    Jayop
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    Some of ye have it lads. There's intelligence but no smarts.


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    #30
    Digital Solitude
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    I'm so lost


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    #31
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I'm so lost

    If it's any help you could use Google but not it's maps.


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