Theres always one clown that brings a guitar to a party

One More Toy · 04-08-2015 07:39PM #1

Sitting in the corner, spitting out tunes randomly to show off. Im sick of it , sick and tired of it. Theres only so much Jeff Buckley I can listen to.

Favourites include:

Kings of Leon
Jeff Buckley
James Blunt

I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all, you do what you gotta do to get that tail, but I came here to have the craic, a few beers and a laugh, not for you to have impromptu performances.

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

Gongoozler · 04-08-2015 07:41PM

You're going to the wrong places.

When the Sun Hits · 04-08-2015 07:42PM

Wonderwall.

Maximus Alexander · 04-08-2015 07:43PM

A guitar would look better on you than all that envy.

Better yet, get yourself some sax lessons and steal all them ladies away from the guitarists. Bitches love a saxophone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcmTl_1ER8

hynesie08 · 04-08-2015 07:58PM

Guitar wanker is bad, but even worse is guitar **** mate, you all know the one "oh no, he's actually really good, he played whelans/the academy/button factory before"

Really? Because he's playing cannonball on an out of tune guitar that cost about thirty quid. (although that could be Damien Rice)

One More Toy · 04-08-2015 08:00PM

hynesie08 wrote: »

Guitar eanker is bad, but even worseis - guitar **** mate, you all know the one "oh no, he's actually really good, he played whelans/the academy/button factory before"

Really? Because he's playing cannonball on an out of tune guitar that cost about thirty quid. (although that could be Damien Rice)

This.

I will make you secretary of defense when my coup d'etat comes to fruition

TheLastMohican · 04-08-2015 08:02PM

OP, you're lucky. I knew a guy that was a one man band - including bagpipes.

ChippingSodbury · 04-08-2015 08:03PM

One More Toy wrote: »

Sitting in the corner, spitting out tunes randomly to show off. Im sick of it niggas, sick and tired of it. Theres only so much Jeff Buckley I can listen to.

Favourites include:

Kings of Leon
Jeff Buckley
James Blunt

I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all, you do what you gotta do to get that tail, but I came here to have the craic, a few beers and a laugh, not for you to have impromptu performances.

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

I take it you don't play!

It never fails to pull the chicks. You don't even need to play, when the chicks come, just tell them you broke a string earlier on, a g-string, ask the chick for a loan

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 04-08-2015 08:05PM

Its so self undulgent. Pi$$ off like.

brevity · 04-08-2015 08:06PM

Yup, guitar guy is one of the worst at a party. Next up are the people who shush you and force you to listen to guitar guy.

One eyed Jack · 04-08-2015 08:10PM

One More Toy wrote: »

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

Kinda answered your own question there OP -

"One wrote:

I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all

One More Toy · 04-08-2015 08:10PM

brevity wrote: »

Yup, guitar guy is one of the worst at a party. Next up are the people who shush you and force you to listen to guitar guy.

This also.

You will have a cushy number in my cabinet, minister for the diasporah or something

Youngblood.III · 04-08-2015 08:13PM

Not as bad as the booze bummer...."sorry Bro, could you spare a can"

Specialun · 04-08-2015 08:14PM

Friends in low places....cringe

The hardcore then that unleash a wolf tones song

recipio · 04-08-2015 08:20PM

Anecdotes kill conversation, guitarists kill parties ?

IH784man · 04-08-2015 08:24PM

Sums it up https://instagram.com/p/56yTs9ume1/

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 04-08-2015 08:39PM

No.9 was gonna post a video of that scene from Animal House where that fat tool smashes cool hippies guy's guitar... but no can do... still not allowed... new pumpkin

P.s: OP sounds really jealous of sexy guys who can play guitar. Poor OP, no bitches for you!

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"Still... An Awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

tayto lover · 04-08-2015 08:43PM

Just love an auld sing-song.

pickarooney · 04-08-2015 08:44PM

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

No.9 was gonna post a video of that scene from Animal House where that fat tool smashes cool hippies guy's guitar... but no can do... still not allowed... new pumpkin

P.s: OP sounds really jealous of sexy guys who can play guitar. Poor OP, no bitches for you!

____________

"Still... An Awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

Does this schtick sound funny in your head?

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 04-08-2015 08:48PM

pickarooney wrote: »

Does this schtick sound funny in your head?

Yes, and that's all that matters - your problem?

_____________

"An awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

Medusa22 · 04-08-2015 08:53PM

What sort of parties are you going to, OP? I don't think that has ever happened at a party that I've been to.

captbarnacles · 04-08-2015 08:56PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

What sort of parties are you going to, OP? I don't think that has ever happened at a party that I've been to.

I need your friends. Want to swop?

4068ac1elhodqr · 04-08-2015 08:56PM

Sure can't beat a sing-de-song-along, acoustic uptown funk or daft punk gets all yo' shorties jumpin.
The untalented just drink, talk shop/football/cars. Saxophone could indeed be your only saviour if not digit dexterous.

In the land of Carlsberg every single shop rightly has beer, powertools, toolbelts and saxophones available.

Beware though the recent emergence of stomp box guy, whom 'plays' a $100 'plywood box' of sorts.

mackeire · 04-08-2015 08:57PM

Everybody...
How I wish, how I wish you were.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowlllll, year after year.........

the evasion_kid · 04-08-2015 09:01PM

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

anncoates · 04-08-2015 09:04PM

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

.....Greem Fields Of France/Foggy Dew/Auld Triangle etc.

Ugh

It's the most annoying thing that can happen in a pub.

cson · 04-08-2015 09:05PM

04-08-2015 09:16PM

Tried to avoid those parties like the plague.

What annoys me isn't just the singing and guitar playing, it's the thought that they lugged that guitar around, keeping an eye on it, staying sober, and you just knew it was gonna be inflicted on everyone at some stage.

And then the shushers. To increase the annoyance.

04-08-2015 09:17PM

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

Or the "gas" one involving a wheelbarrow of bricks going up and down.

tigerboon · 04-08-2015 09:18PM

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

Worse when you go to a quiet pub and in they come, buy their glass of Guinness and spend half the night tuning the instruments.

Wacker The Attacker · 04-08-2015 09:24PM

singing bastids

Theres always one clown that brings a guitar to a party

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