Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Would you donate your corpse

Options
  • 12-09-2014 12:30pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.


«1

Comments

  • Options
    #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Jesus!


  • Options
    #3
    jameshayes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    Pills man, take your pills - quick!


  • Options
    #4
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Clicked in assuming it meant "to science".

    Read OP.

    :(

    NO!


  • Options
    #5
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Er, no - I want to be cremated, thanks.... o.O;


  • Options
    #6
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    What is wrong with your head?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Only if it meant some animals could be spared being tested on, but to save people? Meh :/


  • Options
    #8
    greenbicycle
    Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    How did this idea even come into your head???


  • Options
    #9
    DLMA23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭DLMA23


    As long as a nominal fee can be agreed upon & paid to me before my ultimate demise, sure why not, it'll only be my discarded meat suit

    Lets negotiate...


  • Options
    #10
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?


  • Options
    #11
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    What would be the point if I wasn't alive to enjoy it?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #12
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    seamus wrote: »
    What makes you think that rapists have an urge to have sex with dead bodies?
    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(


  • Options
    #13
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Is this the replacement for X Factor?


  • Options
    #14
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,480 ✭✭✭touts


    recylingbin wrote: »
    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    I think you are a candidate for the country's first barring orders from funeral homes.


  • Options
    #15
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    recylingbin wrote: »
    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(


    you have to be trolling


  • Options
    #16
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Corpse? I have absolutely no intention of dying.


  • Options
    #17
    The Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 140 ✭✭The Rabbit


    Amazing :D


  • Options
    #18
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    recylingbin wrote: »
    The body would be kept heated, wouldn't 'seem' dead.

    There seems to be alot of people in this thread whoaren't very proactive in the fight against rape :(
    I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

    Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.


  • Options
    #19
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    seamus wrote: »
    I'm very proactive in preventing rape. Look at me now, not raping.

    Seriously. That's like saying we should stop murders by letting murderous people stab dead bodies with knives.
    There are many applications to the corpse surrogate programme.
    Send in your cv anyway, I like your thinking.


  • Options
    #20
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,486 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    catallus wrote: »
    Jesus!

    Can't use his corpse as apparently he died but didn't die so......:confused:


  • Options
    #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    recylingbin wrote: »
    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

    "I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

    (NSFW)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYKqN2yZOQ


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #22
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Isn't this just a Louis CK bit (although apparently lifted off someone else)?

    "I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts!"

    (NSFW)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYKqN2yZOQ

    I was going to say the exact same thing.
    OP - your solution to rape is probably more disgusting than an actual rape.


  • Options
    #23
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I hadn't seen that before, but it's good to know that someone else is onboard. I'll get my people to contact his people.
    Willy Wonka :pac:


  • Options
    #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.


  • Options
    #25
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    anncoates wrote: »
    I must say that I'm thoroughly shocked and offended by the graphic and controversial nature of this thread.

    Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.


  • Options
    #26
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Just when you thought you've read it all on this site, along comes the OP.


  • Options
    #27
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    recylingbin wrote: »
    ...to a pilot programme where your cadaver is used to satisfy the urges of rapists, who are otherwise normal people. They recognise they have a problem but know it would be horrendous to act upon it, but they need a release every now and then.

    They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.


  • Options
    #28
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    smash wrote: »
    They could just buy a rubber fanny, it'd at least be warmer anyway.
    You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.


  • Options
    #29
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    :eek: Wtf are you smoking???


    Donate my organs? Yes. Donate my corpse to sickos? No thanks. If I had to do some pervy things with my body then it would have to be enjoyable with "perves" I like... :pac:


  • Options
    #30
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,275 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    recylingbin wrote: »
    You can't pinch a rubber fanny's nipples though.

    I snorted tea. I feel bad. I'm a bad person. You're a bad person for making me do it.

    :(


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #31
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,178 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    bear1 wrote: »
    Ah come one now, you sound as if you wouldn't want to have your corpse bummed over and over again by drooling rapists.

    Hey! I pay tax!! :mad:


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement