Welcome to Lair number 5! Let us have a moment's silence for the 4th Lair which was washed away in a flood of Beer, Captain Morgans, Tea (both milky *and* unmilked) and various other assorted and a-sordid liquids
I've attached buoyancy aids to the side of this one and there are life jackets in the press over there for anyone who can't swim. With a bit of luck, we'll sail our way to safety!
As this is Lair Cake, let us start off with a selection - an homage to the most wonderful of Noc satisfying baked goods.