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Living without sex

  • 16-01-2012 01:03PM
    #1
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭


    Having the biggest drought of my life right now, and can't see things improving while living where I am etc, so it could go on for a year or two the way things are going. Is it that big a deal? I mean I don't particularly miss it, but everyone else seems to be doing it except me.
    How long have you gone in the past sans intercourse?
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  • #2
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Its no big deal, its why God gave us hands.


  • #3
    Tippex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Tippex


    I'm married 10 years so I will just leave it at that :D


  • #4
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Its no big deal, its why God gave us hands.

    As I get older the desire to jerk off diminishes though. Actually I did have sex about 4 or 5 weeks ago but it was with someone I shouldn't have done it with and I was too drunk to even remember it so it doesn't really count. I hope I don't resort to banging my gay flatmate.


  • #5
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I know we all enjoy a good noisy sweaty bang but is it all that important?


  • #6
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    whats that they are always saying round here hookers and?


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  • #7
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    I know we all enjoy a good noisy sweaty bang but is it all that important?


    only when you arent getting any


  • #8
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    I know we all enjoy a good noisy sweaty bang but is it all that important?

    Well I think it can eat away at a man's self esteem if he hasn't had sex in a long time.


  • #9
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    I know we all enjoy a good noisy sweaty bang but is it all that important?

    Name sounded male. Now not so sure...


  • #10
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Having the biggest drought of my life right now, and can't see things improving while living where I am etc, so it could go on for a year or two the way things are going. Is it that big a deal?

    Only you can answer that.
    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I mean I don't particularly miss it..

    And you already have.


  • #11
    ShaShaBear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭ShaShaBear


    Longest dry spell? Just over 5 weeks. And I was in a relationship at the time. Dude had the sex drive of a dry stone. And it near killed me, I was going bananas. Although each to their own.


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  • #12
    ronan45
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    I hope I don't resort to banging my gay flatmate.[/QUOTE]


    Why not feels quits good and you dont need to use a johnny ?:D


  • #13
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    ronan45 wrote: »
    I hope I don't resort to banging my gay flatmate

    Why not feels quits good and you dont need to use a johnny ?:D

    Of course I do, the London gay scene is quite promiscuous, God knows what terrors I could catch from him


  • #14
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Fago! wrote: »
    BraziliaNZ, you live in New Zealand (if my sources are correct). I got to New Zealand 2 weeks ago. It's full of the easiest sluttiest hoes on planet earth. Even Brummytom would get laid out here. So, how the hell haven't you had sex in so long?

    No I don't live there anymore. I found the girls there a bit insular and narrow minded when it came to fordiners tbh, but I still did ok there.


  • #15
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I would always have thought the biggest drought of one's life was the period up until one loses one's virginity?

    Is one not correct?


  • #16
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    No I don't live there anymore. I found the girls there a bit insular and narrow minded when it came to fordiners tbh, but I still did ok there.

    You live in London? Surely there are some chicks over there that would float your boat? Or are you really fussy?


  • #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    No I don't live there anymore. I found the girls there a bit insular and narrow minded when it came to fordiners tbh, but I still did ok there.

    Ha jut deleted my post because I thought I was totally wrong about you living there.

    Anyways, man don't think about it too much. Just go about your life. It'll happen. You can literally meet women anywhere. at a party, in work, in the shops. If you want sex, make it happen.


  • #18
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    MarkR wrote: »
    Name sounded male. Now not so sure...

    Does bollix sound female now?


  • #19
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Kiera wrote: »
    You live in London? Surely there are some chicks over there that would float your boat? Or are you really fussy?

    Fussy for long term maybe! It's a strange place London, everyone's busy and up in themselves, I used to do alright in Dublin actually but here it's just impossible for me to meet chicks


  • #20
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Having the biggest drought of my life right now, and can't see things improving while living where I am etc, so it could go on for a year or two the way things are going. Is it that big a deal? I mean I don't particularly miss it, but everyone else seems to be doing it except me.
    How long have you gone in the past sans intercourse?

    Ye - that's what happens when you eat the same meal

    over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & again
    It becomes more of a chore after a while.

    You'll need to mix it up a little, buy the missus a stripper pole or a sex swing.
    Bring in a swinger one night, that sort of carry on


  • #21
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Ye - that's what happens when you eat the same meal

    over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & again
    It becomes more of a chore after a while.

    You'll need to mix it up a little, buy the missus a stripper pole or a sex swing.
    Bring in a swinger one night, that sort of carry on

    Well, there is no missus, that's the thing!


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  • #22
    ShaShaBear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭ShaShaBear


    Would ya not consider one of those online dating sites? I know a fair few fellas that got lucky off them, they seem to be a lot more successful for lads these days.


  • #23
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    ShaShaBear wrote: »
    Would ya not consider one of those online dating sites? I know a fair few fellas that got lucky off them, they seem to be a lot more successful for lads these days.

    I tried it once, no one responds to my messages, just annoyed me, so never again


  • #24
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Just having a shneaky look at a pic of you in KYN, yer not a bad lookin' chap. Just go with the flow and don't go looking for it, but take advantage of situations that could lead to sex. Like drunk women at bars.


  • #25
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Fago! wrote: »
    Just having a shneaky look at a pic of you in KYN, yer not a bad lookin' chap. Just go with the flow and don't go looking for it, but take advantage of situations that could lead to sex. Like drunk women at bars.

    Jesus did I post a pic of myself there???


  • #26
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    can't see things improving while living where I am

    Where the fook are ya? The moon

    What has living anywhere got to do with it?

    So you're telling me there isn't a girl within 100 miles of ya?!

    Sorry OP but the only way that's possible is if you're in prison!!


  • #27
    ShaShaBear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭ShaShaBear


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Where the fook are ya? The moon

    What has living anywhere got to do with it?

    So you're telling me there isn't a girl within 100 miles of ya?!

    Sorry OP but the only way that's possible is if you're in prison!!


    And youd not be having problems there!


  • #28
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Well, there is no missus, that's the thing!

    Well then, where do you live that is so bad you can't get the roide.

    Must be either the Northside or Limerick ?


  • #29
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I don't see why you'd find it hard to score chicks in London BraziliaNZ.

    Girls are probably a little bit more gamey than Dublin; I think there's a little less cock blocking too, you know the sort from one of those inevitable best friends who suddenly appears at the end of the night and appears to mistake you for Larry Murphy.


  • #30
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Sorry OP but the only way that's possible is if you're in prison!!

    Or a convent...


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  • #31
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    later10 wrote: »
    I don't see why you'd find it hard to score chicks in London BraziliaNZ.

    Girls are probably a little bit more gamey than Dublin; I think there's a little less cock blocking too, you know the sort from one of those inevitable best friends who suddenly appears at the end of the night and appears to mistake you for Larry Murphy.

    It's not that I find it hard usually, I'm just not on form these days for various reasons so it's not going to happen for a while.
    But no I think people are more cagey here for sure, weary of everyone else.


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