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Woman cuts husband's penis off

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    #2
    scudzilla
    Registered Users Posts: 11,920 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    Im Only 71Kg wrote: »
    http://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/world-news/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off-2819811.html

    **** me...what would yiz do lads..

    Piss sitting down for a start


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    #3
    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    Is he 70.75kg now?


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    #4
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    That's what happens when you blast her with piss one too many times.


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    #5
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Look forward to the prime time interview.

    Oprah will come out of fucking retirement for this.


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    #6
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Look forward to the prime time interview.

    Oprah will come out of fucking retirement for this.

    She'd taken a vow of celibacy?


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    #7
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

    Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

    Bobbitt


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    #8
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    And they laugh at me when I say I have no interest in marriage. :confused:


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    #9
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Here's a picture of the bitch.


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    #10
    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Here's a picture of the bitch.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/12/us-severed-penis-idUSTRE76B6TZ20110712

    Feck it lad if I had a freezer full of mickeys I wouldn't give her one of them


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    #11
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    First thing I though of when I read the title was Thailand, and lo and behold the woman looks Asian. Cutting off penises in Thailand is very common and it was shown on that durty programme on TV3 the other night.


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    #12
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    I'd cut off her clitoris and and her nipples.. like for like...:mad:


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    #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    again :eek:


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    #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Go shopping for a strap-on.


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    #15
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    howamidifferent wrote: »
    I'd cut off her clitoris and and her nipples.. like for like...:mad:

    Larry is that you?


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    #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Sacramento wrote: »
    Go shopping for a strap-on.

    Surgeons managed to save John Wayne Bobbitt's (hence this), unclear if this guy was as lucky.

    Here is Lorena Bobbitt on that infamous Oprah visit:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/22/oprah-interviews-lorena-b_n_190344.html?show_comment_id=23429125


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    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,165 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    "He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

    Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    "He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

    Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad

    "hello yeah, my waste disposal is ****ED!"

    "what happened?"

    "I put my husbands DICK in it"


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    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    "He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

    Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad

    Why would he get a replacement if he's still able to turn it on?

    Also didn't know penises still functioned without the man still attached to it. An Intelligent Designer must have thought that this feature might be useful


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    This one said she did it for evidence that she was being attacked:
    Bangladesh woman cuts off 'attacker's' penis

    Monju Begum says her neighbour had been harassing her for months
    Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.

    The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 200km (124 miles) south of the capital, Dhaka.

    Monju Begum, 40, a married mother of three, told police that neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and started assaulting her.

    Mr Mazi, who denies the accusation, has been admitted to a nearby hospital.

    "We will arrest him once his condition gets better," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

    "She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

    "She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape," he said.
    "It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

    Monju Begum told police that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, had been harassing her for the past six months, but Mr Mazi denied the allegations.

    "We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka," Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

    "I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me."

    Prof AMSM Sharfuzzaman, a senior surgeon at the Sher-e-Bangla Medical College and Hospital in Barisal town, told the BBC it had not been possible to reattach the organ.

    "Police brought his severed penis several hours after the incident," he said.
    "We are treating him so that he can urinate normally without the penis."


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    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    It will be a long and slow recovery but with modern medicine he'll be fine, he'll probably under go a strapadicktome and all will be good.


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    #22
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    He will be the porn industry's new star after this


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    #23
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    The level of premeditation involved in this is disgusting. First degree murder of the little fella.

    also

    "The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce."

    I think she just finalised it.


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    #24
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,024 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Another redickless thread.


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    #25
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Another redickless thread.

    Now now dont get cocky , this type of attack on men needs public awarness
    Men need to sleep with one eye open


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    #26
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Men need to sleep with one eye open
    Japs eye?


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    #27
    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    Stinicker wrote: »
    It will be a long and slow recovery but with modern medicine he'll be fine, he'll probably under go a strapadicktome and all will be good.

    They'll give him something to make his dick grow back but its been artificially crippled to make his dick disappear again if he stops taking the 30e a go pills. So more money goes to Pfiser


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    #28
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    A head for a head.

    Her bean on a plate.


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    #29
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Larry is that you?

    anyone else sick of these posts?















    yes its me,
    bs sick o these posts.









    did i say this joke has run its course??(??.is that spelled right?)


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    #30
    stevejr
    Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    scudzilla wrote: »
    Piss sitting down for a start


    Seriously that's the first thing you'd do????

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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    #31
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,024 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Now now dont get cocky , this type of attack on men needs public awarness
    Men need to sleep with one eye open

    Yes, the nights when you could fall safely asleep are shlong gone.


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