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What would you take to your 2012 bunker.

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  • 06-04-2011 3:40pm
    #1
    tonysea
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭


    Lets pretend for a moment that the prophets of doom are spot on with this garbage and the earth as we know it is a doom burdened sphere of misery.:D
    Lets also pretent that we all have bunkers to dwell in that will save our hides from whatever catastrophic disaster is in the post. So, what would you bring to your bunker that you think will be vital to the rebirth of the human race?

    heres my list to start.

    200 pack of johnnie blue.
    "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli)
    My tool box.
    The ingredients for Heineken.
    An internal combustion engine.
    Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes.
    A frying pan.
    Duct tape.
    WD40.
    American crew hair gel.
    And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.


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    #2
    grizzly
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    Women :pac:


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    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Yore Ma



    :pac:


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Coke and hookers


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    tonysea
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭tonysea


    grizzly wrote: »
    Women :pac:

    forgot to mention, one would be attached to said frying pan.

    JOKE! dont hate me.


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    Lone Stone
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    women and lube


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    TeddyTedson
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    coke and hookers...
    and a reusable condom.
    leather pants.
    A geetaar.

    A gun and bullets.

    A sword.


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    #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    tonysea wrote: »
    200 pack of johnnie blue. (oh ok he's put this first on the list?....hmm lets move on)
    "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli) (No. Just no. As a former Atheist [now agnostic] I can wholeheartedly say that Dawkins is one of the most pretentious smug ar$eholes to ever put his theories in print.)
    My tool box. (ooooooooooooooooookay).
    The ingredients for Heineken. ("I tried to make sprite the other day using a lemon and lime.........there's more to it than that" - Mitch Hedberg.).
    An internal combustion engine. (Oh so you have one handy then?)
    Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes. (If you're not in jail from robbing a chemists)
    A frying pan. (To hit any leftover zombies L4D 2 style. Badoing!).
    Duct tape. (Kinky).
    WD40. (Kinkier!)
    American crew hair gel. (Wow. Specific.)
    And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks. (Yeah, good to have a few spare catchers mitts).

    In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:


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    GavRedKing
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    Food & Water - Kind of handy too for this situation.
    CB Radio - Incase their is people to commnicate with.
    Calendar - Wanna know how many days im down there.


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    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,398 ✭✭✭cml387


    Cyanide,knowing that the world,everyone you've known and loved,all of mankind's greatest creations,have been obliterated in this awful holocaust.

    And cookies.


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    Apanachi
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    tonysea wrote: »
    200 pack of johnnie blue.
    Can't see them lasting long
    The ingredients for Heineken.
    I think a few empties to pee in will cover that one ;)
    And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.
    Clean socks, but no clean undies???


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    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    tonysea wrote: »
    heres my list to start.

    200 pack of johnnie blue.
    "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins (the book of Eli)
    My tool box.
    The ingredients for Heineken.
    An internal combustion engine.
    Anti-biotics, paracetymol and the likes.
    A frying pan.
    Duct tape.
    WD40.
    American crew hair gel.
    And last of all, a couple of pairs of clean socks.

    Who, in the name of jaysus, are you trying to look good for?


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    Cormacp6
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:

    Id rather stay out and die than have bear grylls in my bunker!


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Cormacp6 wrote: »
    Id rather stay out and die than have bear grylls in my bunker!

    That was sarcasm. Although having one of those "survivalists" with you would be handy!

    "Can I eat this?" <holds up glowing bug>
    "...................no."
    "What about this?" <holds up severed limb>
    "..........where did you get that?"
    "Over there." <points to plane crash>.
    "Get a fire started."
    "Woohoo!"


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    JerryHandbag
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    John Cusack & Danny Glover.


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    Deus Ex Machina
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    Several hats and some salt and pepper.


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    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    Assuming theres power, a TV, PS3 and COD.


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    tonysea
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭tonysea


    Apanachi wrote: »
    Can't see them lasting long

    I think a few empties to pee in will cover that one ;)

    Clean socks, but no clean undies???

    No need for undies. Trench foot, I imagine will
    be a problem. Trench cock....not so much


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    Refugee from RealLife
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Refugee from RealLife


    Amanda Brunker. I'd do her in the bunker.


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    Remmy
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    a barbell with sufficient weight.
    A dozen of so beef cattle and feed and water for said.
    A butcher
    Rachel allen
    A bathtub of jack daniels

    Thats all I can think of now..


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    tonysea
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭tonysea


    chin_grin wrote: »
    In my (realistic) bunker would be food. Loads of food and soap. Gotta have soap. Also a few changes of clothes. And Bear Grylls. :pac:

    You won't be laughing at my internal combustion engine idea when roll on past you in my mad maxish new wheels....beep!beep!


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    Fizman
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    That cool little tablet Bertie Aherne was kind enough to deliver to my home a few years back. Always wanted to use it. I'd assume it's optimal location for use is a bunker!


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    A bottle of common sense, drink it and then leave.


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    ForceOfNature
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    i would bring :

    - a bin-liner full of pre made egg sandwiches from tesco
    - 4 cans of coke
    - lee dixons autobiography
    - shoe pollish
    - bunker decorations (for christmas in the bunker)


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    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Josef Fritzl. He'd be an expert in keeping me alive.


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    Biggins
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    Bottled water and water collection kit inc water filter and sodium tablets.
    Two clocks (main and one and a wind-up back-up kind)
    Pen, pencil paper.
    Air freshener cans.
    Disinfectant.
    My weapons.
    2 Radio's and 2 torches (battery and wind-up kind)
    Hand dynamo.
    Amazon Kindle, Sony eReader.
    Air tight containers, both very large and small.
    Shovel, axe, drill and other large tool kit.
    Extensive first aid kit including drugs like prescriptions, pain relief, anti-diarrhea, antacid stuff, etc.
    Maps and compass.
    Resealable bags.
    Change of clothing obviously including two forms of good wet gear.
    Mountain boots, steel toe capped boots.
    Food obviously, canned and resealable jar type inc.
    Boot knife, flack kelvar jacket.
    Watch and backup watch (one at least wind-up type)
    Insect repellant
    Stove, fuel [compact for indoors]
    Cooking pot
    Flexible saw blade
    Gill net
    Snare wire, 30 feet
    Knife: Swiss Army or Leatherman
    Fishing gear.
    Signalling Mirror
    Signaling device (strobe light) / three highway flares
    Toiletries
    Sleeping bag
    Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
    Rope
    Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
    Sun protection
    Blistex / Chap-Stick
    Gor-tex light jacket. One with many pockets.
    Tent, poles, stakes
    Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
    Blistex / Chap-Stick
    Sunglasses
    Camp stool, chair
    Camping pillow
    Sewing repair kit
    Camera
    Canopy cover
    Spare parts machinery-wise
    Duct tape, Metal 'Speed' tape
    Safety wire
    Oil, funnel, alternative transportable gas and stove. X
    Jumper cables X
    Bike, spare tires and tube X
    Hand air pump
    Cleaner, rags, paper towels
    Laptop computer
    Oxygen tank and mask.
    Iodine tablets.
    Modular Operator Pack
    Body bags and limestone.

    That would do to begin with.


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    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Refugee from RealLife wrote: »
    Amanda Brunker. I'd do her in the bunker.

    Surely that's a (slight) triple entendre right there:
    (1) Her name's Brunker
    (2) You'll be in a bunker
    (3) You'll, quite possibly, be doing her up the bunker.


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    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Josef Fritzl. He'd be an expert in keeping me alive.

    He'd also be an expert in raping you.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Surely that's a (slight) triple entendre right there:
    (1) Her name's Brunker
    (2) You'll be in a bunker
    (3) You'll, quite possibly, be doing her up the bunker.

    Not to mention she'd be a terrible drain on the food supply.


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Biggins wrote: »
    Bottled water and water collection kit inc water filter and sodium tablets.
    Two clocks (main and one and a wind-up back-up kind)
    Pen, pencil paper.
    Air freshener cans.
    Disinfectant.
    My weapons.
    2 Radio's and 2 torches (battery and wind-up kind)
    Hand dynamo.
    Amazon Kindle, Sony eReader.
    Air tight containers, both very large and small.
    Shovel, axe, drill and other large tool kit.
    Extensive first aid kit including drugs like prescriptions, pain relief, anti-diarrhea, antacid stuff, etc.
    Maps and compass.
    Resealable bags.
    Change of clothing obviously including two forms of good wet gear.
    Mountain boots, steel toe capped boots.
    Food obviously, canned and resealable jar type inc.
    Boot knife, flack kelvar jacket.
    Watch and backup watch (one at least wind-up type)
    Insect repellant
    Stove, fuel [compact for indoors]
    Cooking pot
    Flexible saw blade
    Gill net
    Snare wire, 30 feet
    Knife: Swiss Army or Leatherman
    Fishing gear.
    Signalling Mirror
    Signaling device (strobe light) / three highway flares
    Toiletries
    Sleeping bag
    Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
    Tent, poles, stakes
    Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
    Rope
    Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
    Sun protection
    Blistex / Chap-Stick
    Sunglasses
    Gor-tex light jacket. One with many pockets.
    Sleeping bag
    Sleeping pad / Therma-Rest / air mattress
    Tent, poles, stakes
    Ground plastic cloth (for tent)
    Rope
    Eating utensils, mess kit, metal cup / mug
    Sun protection
    Blistex / Chap-Stick
    Sunglasses
    Camp stool, chair
    Camping pillow
    Sewing repair kit
    Camera
    Canopy cover
    Spare parts machinery-wise
    Duct tape, Metal 'Speed' tape
    Safety wire
    Oil, funnel, alternative transportable gas and stove. X
    Jumper cables X
    Bike, spare tires and tube X
    Hand air pump
    Cleaner, rags, paper towels
    Laptop computer
    Body bags and limestone.

    That would do to begin with.

    Why would you need 2 pairs of sunglasses? And for a bunker???


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    Biggins
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    Fizman wrote: »
    Why would you need 2 pairs of sunglasses? And for a bunker???
    You have to come out sometime.
    If not for what lack of cloud cover there might be, your eyes would need time to adjust from low florescent/other light to other possible brighter situations outside.

    They would also act as further protection against dirt, etc in high winds and/or nuclear shockwaves as they hit you and your diving for cover.
    Also depending on your environment and change of it in order to survive, you might want to avoid snow blindness.


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